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offline somejerk from south florida, US (United States) on 2004-09-10 10:07 [#01330811]
Points: 1441 Status: Lurker



i live in south florida, and we're about to get slammed
with another hurricane...for the 3rd time in a month.

why does jesus hate us so?


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-09-10 10:08 [#01330815]
Points: 16065 Status: Regular



ha ha ha ha


 

offline somejerk from south florida, US (United States) on 2004-09-10 10:08 [#01330816]
Points: 1441 Status: Lurker



i'm damned serious man. what the fuck did we ever do?
besides produce gloria esefan.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-09-10 10:08 [#01330817]
Points: 27325 Status: Lurker



get some moon boots!!


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-09-10 10:09 [#01330818]
Points: 17620 Status: Lurker



he's trying to wipe florida off the map before you guys can
screw up this election too.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2004-09-10 10:09 [#01330819]
Points: 27795 Status: Regular



move to england where it pisses down all the time then


 

offline somejerk from south florida, US (United States) on 2004-09-10 10:09 [#01330821]
Points: 1441 Status: Lurker



do you know of where i can purchase a pair or two? is that
you or a blow up asian sex toy doll as your avatartar?


 

offline Empiricus from South Carolina (United States) on 2004-09-10 10:09 [#01330823]
Points: 774 Status: Lurker



Hey, the problem of evil has been solved - Free Will.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-09-10 10:10 [#01330825]
Points: 27325 Status: Lurker | Followup to somejerk: #01330816



gloria esefan is bad enough. hope you are ok though!


 

offline somejerk from south florida, US (United States) on 2004-09-10 10:10 [#01330826]
Points: 1441 Status: Lurker



i don't think destroying the state will save the elections.
only george bush being shot in the face with a cannon ball
with save the election at this point.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2004-09-10 10:10 [#01330828]
Points: 27795 Status: Regular



its payback time for dr. beat


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-09-10 10:10 [#01330829]
Points: 27325 Status: Lurker | Followup to somejerk: #01330821



its me


 

offline somejerk from south florida, US (United States) on 2004-09-10 10:10 [#01330831]
Points: 1441 Status: Lurker



we'll be all right. i just need to get more booze and bud.
luckily i'm staying with my girlfriend and she likes to have
sex in the rain. while inside, of course..


 

offline somejerk from south florida, US (United States) on 2004-09-10 10:11 [#01330833]
Points: 1441 Status: Lurker



i do not believe that you are really a blow up doll. your
fingers are made of thin plastic, how could you possibly
type?


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-09-10 10:12 [#01330836]
Points: 17620 Status: Lurker | Followup to virginpusher: #01330829



asl?


 

offline somejerk from south florida, US (United States) on 2004-09-10 10:14 [#01330840]
Points: 1441 Status: Lurker



21/m/southflorida

u hve pix? du u traf0r?


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-09-10 10:17 [#01330843]
Points: 17620 Status: Lurker



i think we should cyber.

r u n ?


 

offline somejerk from south florida, US (United States) on 2004-09-10 10:18 [#01330845]
Points: 1441 Status: Lurker



haha

okay i'll start. i'm taking off your spagehtti strapped
shirt with pineapple and strawberry print. i gnaw on your
naked elbow for a minute...


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-09-10 10:20 [#01330849]
Points: 17620 Status: Lurker



*slowly backs out of thread*


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-09-10 10:20 [#01330850]
Points: 17620 Status: Lurker | Followup to epohs: #01330849



:D


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-09-10 10:20 [#01330851]
Points: 27325 Status: Lurker



No this is a photograph of a real human of asian decent



 

offline somejerk from south florida, US (United States) on 2004-09-10 10:21 [#01330853]
Points: 1441 Status: Lurker



d'oh i lost another one.



 

offline somejerk from south florida, US (United States) on 2004-09-10 10:21 [#01330855]
Points: 1441 Status: Lurker



oh okay hah i'm pretty stupid.

http://img1.imagetown.net/15520700.jpg/

updated map of the hurricanes 'progress'


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-09-10 10:22 [#01330856]
Points: 17620 Status: Lurker



p.s. how did you know i was wearing spaghetti straps?


 

offline somejerk from south florida, US (United States) on 2004-09-10 10:22 [#01330857]
Points: 1441 Status: Lurker



http://img1.imagetown.net/15520700.jpg/
oh so that's what that's for


 

offline somejerk from south florida, US (United States) on 2004-09-10 10:23 [#01330861]
Points: 1441 Status: Lurker



[lame]

i could smell the sauce from here.

[/end lame]


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-09-10 10:23 [#01330863]
Points: 17620 Status: Lurker | Followup to somejerk: #01330855



i've got a buddy in west palm. he made it through frances
without a scratch... i hope ivan doesn't fuck him up russian
style.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-09-10 10:23 [#01330864]
Points: 27325 Status: Lurker



see


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offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2004-09-10 10:24 [#01330868]
Points: 12687 Status: Lurker | Followup to somejerk: #01330857



not quite ;oD


 

offline somejerk from south florida, US (United States) on 2004-09-10 10:30 [#01330877]
Points: 1441 Status: Lurker



oh shit another doll, this time bathing. quite amazing what
those fine japanese can do nowadays.

yea, we made out pretty well with the last two. my house is
still boreded up and out of power, but there was no damage.
predicting the path of a hurricane is like trying to predict
the lottery. only a few thousand people's lives will be
ruined and a few of them even ended..


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2004-09-10 10:33 [#01330881]
Points: 4540 Status: Regular | Followup to virginpusher: #01330864



AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! That actually legitimately scared me.


 

offline somejerk from south florida, US (United States) on 2004-09-10 10:35 [#01330883]
Points: 1441 Status: Lurker



the girl? it scared me in the best way possible...


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-09-10 10:41 [#01330887]
Points: 27325 Status: Lurker



those last two posts are awesome!


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offline somejerk from south florida, US (United States) on 2004-09-10 10:50 [#01330894]
Points: 1441 Status: Lurker



very pretty, but she looks 11.


 

offline somejerk from south florida, US (United States) on 2004-09-10 10:51 [#01330895]
Points: 1441 Status: Lurker



virginpusher: i find you intriguing. how do you feel about
onions?


 

offline Amnesiac from ERIE (United States) on 2004-09-10 11:01 [#01330906]
Points: 2084 Status: Lurker



hey somejerk i'm that guy from LJ that made that FL_IDM
thing, what upppp


 

offline Amnesiac from ERIE (United States) on 2004-09-10 11:03 [#01330908]
Points: 2084 Status: Lurker



and yes, the hurricanes keep mildly kicking our ass here in
Daytona Beach. No major damage, just enough to be annoying
as fuck and enforce cerfews.


 

offline somejerk from south florida, US (United States) on 2004-09-10 11:03 [#01330910]
Points: 1441 Status: Lurker



hey whatsup man. i'm slacking at work, as per usual.

you going to the otto show tonight??


 

offline somejerk from south florida, US (United States) on 2004-09-10 11:04 [#01330911]
Points: 1441 Status: Lurker



well that answers my question, you live far as hell. shite.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-09-10 11:15 [#01330922]
Points: 27325 Status: Lurker | Followup to somejerk: #01330895



Hi i am a panda.

Also onions can be good in the right situation. Sometimes
you might want fried onions on a burger but sometimes you
might hardball an onion at your bestfriend.

I hate olives though and anyone who smells like them.


 

offline somejerk from south florida, US (United States) on 2004-09-10 11:28 [#01330942]
Points: 1441 Status: Lurker



i don't smell like olives, but i really like to eat them. do
you dislike just the black ones or do you not discriminate?

are there different types of pandas? or are they their own
little..uh...animal group?


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2004-09-10 11:28 [#01330943]
Points: 12687 Status: Lurker



Is disney okay? No 7 foot mice flying past the windows?


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-09-10 11:28 [#01330944]
Points: 14294 Status: Lurker



I hate un-cooked onions. Usually they are way too fresh on
burgers and it's gross, so I always request burger
sans-onion.


 

offline somejerk from south florida, US (United States) on 2004-09-10 11:31 [#01330947]
Points: 1441 Status: Lurker



disney is 400 miles from here, so i wouldn't really know..

ah, i love onions. i ate curried chicken with onions and
green bell peppers last night. it was 80% onions and i loved
every second of it. i used to hate them, but man i can't get
enough of em now.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-09-10 11:42 [#01330957]
Points: 27325 Status: Lurker | Followup to somejerk: #01330942



Well i dont like olives at all. One time they made me sad so
i dont like them.

There are Giant pandas which i like and then there are red
pandas that are ripoffs and smaller and not as good. They
look like rodents.


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offline somejerk from south florida, US (United States) on 2004-09-10 11:44 [#01330961]
Points: 1441 Status: Lurker



oooh okay. i know i've heard of the red ones, they're more
brown than red. i guess its a slight red hue or something.

how did they make you sad? did they make fun of you? or does
their strange 'x' hole intimidate you..


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-09-10 11:58 [#01330974]
Points: 27325 Status: Lurker | Followup to somejerk: #01330961



Well this one time me and qrter were walking down the street
and we saw Jenny Chris. Qrter was making fun of jenny chris
and i pushed him down because i wanted to take his shoes.

But then this olive appeared. It told qrter in this big mean
voice "qrter, i think you should go now" so qrter told me
that he would see me at the hotdog stand.

The olive yelled at me for pushing jenny chris for no reason
and the olive said i was a dummy because someone coulda got
hurt. He told me that jenny chris was hurt cuz he scraped
his knee.

The olive told me i was a "big meanie" and i should really
think things through. The olive made me apologize to jenny
chris. Then i stabbed the olive with a toothpick and put it
in Ophecks bloody mary he was drinking. Then i took jenny
chris' wallet and met qrter at the hotdog stand where i told
him what had happened.


 

offline somejerk from south florida, US (United States) on 2004-09-10 12:01 [#01330975]
Points: 1441 Status: Lurker



this reminds me of one of those madlib/fill in your name
story things...

so back to the topic. hurricanes. killer fucking hurricanes.
in my back and front yard. waiting...


 

offline axion from planet rock (Sweden) on 2004-09-10 12:08 [#01330978]
Points: 3114 Status: Addict



you need to move out then
have it always been like that or have the wether changed
becuse the global worming
stop pollute the world isay


 

offline somejerk from south florida, US (United States) on 2004-09-10 12:13 [#01330982]
Points: 1441 Status: Lurker



it's most likely due to global warming.

gettign the world to stop pulluting at this point would
everything. unless people start buying electric cars or
walking to work, we're ALL fucked.


 


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