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offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2004-09-06 12:13 [#01326542]
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Why dont you tell me anything new?


 

offline yann_g from now on 2004-09-06 12:15 [#01326544]
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because you ask old questions.


 

offline yann_g from now on 2004-09-06 12:16 [#01326547]
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there is no direct link between smart & new anyway.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2004-09-06 12:21 [#01326552]
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because it would be wasted on you. next question.

oh, remember to start a new thread though, we wouldn't want
you to get confused between answers to different questions,
that could have disasterous consequences.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-06 12:23 [#01326553]
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"I've got a pizza and I'm not afraid to eat it!!"

I just thought of that one when I was eating a bit of pizza.
Feel free to impress friends and family with "I've got a
pizza and I'm not afraid to eat it!!" gratis.


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2004-09-06 12:25 [#01326555]
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yes


 

offline nacmat on 2004-09-06 12:29 [#01326562]
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cos smartness is overrated


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2004-09-06 12:33 [#01326564]
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Vim is Angry

Vim: You know perfectly well what I'm talking about, Colin.

Colin: No I don't, 'cause I'm not listening to you because
you're being so negative at the moment...

Vim: I'm not... I'm the only one that's trying to be fuckin'
positive! You just keep,fuckin'...

Colin: Then why do you have to use such foul language if
you're supposed to be so positive?

Vim: 'Cause I'm FUCKIN' ANGRY!

Colin: Well, I can understand you're angry, it's because
you're disappointed in yourself because you can't play the
guitar properly.

Vim: I'm not fuckin' disappointed in myself, I'm
disappointed in YOU fuckers!

Colin: Shut up! You stupid pretend pop star.

Spider: I'm going off to write some poetry.

Vim: Every fuckin' person I ever fuckin' play with, it's
always the fuckin' same... fuckin' aggravation...

Spider: Well, maybe... have you ever thought, Vim...

Colin: Foul language, foul language...

Vim: Oh FUCK OFF!

Colin: And a bit more foul language...

Vim: FUCK OFF!

Colin: And a bit more foul language.

Vim: Just FUCK OFF!

Colin: And a bit more foul language there.

Vim: You're fuckin' near to fuckin' having your fuckin' head
kicked in!

Colin: What about "bloody"? You haven't said that yet.

Vim: Just shut the fuck up! Why can't we fuckin' play
anything?

Colin: Because we spend too much time swearing.

Vim: Alright, what's the point?

Colin: The point is, you can't play the guitar properly
because you're too cross.

Vim: I'm only...

Spider: You're too cross 'cause you say "fucking" all the
time. That's the problem.

Colin: I think so. Why are you so angry, Vimto?

Vim: Because we haven't fuckin' recorded anything yet!

Spider: We haven't fuckin' recorded anything yet.

Colin: Well, let's record something then.

Vim: But what are we gonna fuckin' record?

Spider: ...gonna fuckin' record?

Vim: (sighs) Do you wanna fuckin' do this or not?


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2004-09-06 12:34 [#01326566]
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Colin: I was talking to Brian today, and Brian said,
"Colin..." I said...

Vim: Yes, what did Brian say to you, Colin?

Colin: What do you want to hear?

Vim: Well, what did he say to you? I'm sure it's fuckin'
great! Come on, what did he say?

Colin: He said, "Throw Vim out the band."

Vim: Alright, do you want me to go?

Colin: Yes.

Vim:Right, I'll fuck off. Goodbye.

(There is an unexplained crashing sound.)

Vim:(in the distance) Fuck you! Fuck you!

Colin:Can you go quicker than that, please?

Vim:(further away) I'm fuckin' going! I hope you fuckin'
die!


 

offline zaphod from the metaverse on 2004-09-06 12:38 [#01326571]
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monoid


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2004-09-06 12:41 [#01326578]
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burning looting raping shooting
repeat


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2004-09-06 17:07 [#01326987]
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something new:

*this very moment*


 

offline nobsmuggler from silly mid-off on 2004-09-06 17:09 [#01326988]
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something new....ermmmm....

in my paper today there was a picture of a kid who balanced
twelve spoons on his face


 

offline big from lsg on 2004-09-06 17:15 [#01326998]
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stupid unnice smart peoples


 

offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2004-09-06 18:25 [#01327112]
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because everything can be learned thru history


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2004-09-07 06:26 [#01327408]
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The most venomous creature in the UK is the Daddy longlegs.

It's teeth just aren't strong enough to pierce the skin


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-09-07 06:27 [#01327409]
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Monoid from the depths of the internet on 2004-09-06 20:13
[#01326542]
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Why dont you tell me anything new?





yann_g from FSB94 on 2004-09-06 20:15 [#01326544]
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because you ask old questions.Monoid from the depths of the
internet on 2004-09-06 20:13 [#01326542]
Points: 5318 Status: Addict

Why dont you tell me anything new?





yann_g from FSB94 on 2004-09-06 20:15 [#01326544]
Points: 289 Status: Addict

because you ask old questions.Monoid from the depths of the
internet on 2004-09-06 20:13 [#01326542]
Points: 5318 Status: Addict

Why dont you tell me anything new?





yann_g from FSB94 on 2004-09-06 20:15 [#01326544]
Points: 289 Status: Addict

because you ask old questions.Monoid from the depths of the
internet on 2004-09-06 20:13 [#01326542]
Points: 5318 Status: Addict

Why dont you tell me anything new?





yann_g from FSB94 on 2004-09-06 20:15 [#01326544]
Points: 289 Status: Addict

because you ask old questions.Monoid from the depths of the
internet on 2004-09-06 20:13 [#01326542]
Points: 5318 Status: Addict

Why dont you tell me anything new?





yann_g from FSB94 on 2004-09-06 20:15 [#01326544]
Points: 289 Status: Addict

because you ask old questions.Monoid from the depths of the
internet on 2004-09-06 20:13 [#01326542]
Points: 5318 Status: Addict

Why dont you tell me anything new?





yann_g from FSB94 on 2004-09-06 20:15 [#01326544]
Points: 289 Status: Addict

because you ask old questions.Monoid from the depths of the
internet on 2004-09-06 20:13 [#01326542]
Points: 5318 Status: Addict

Why dont you tell me anything new?





yann_g from FSB94 on 2004-09-06 20:15 [#01326544]
Points: 289 Status: Addict

because you ask old questions.Monoid from the depths of the
internet on 2004-09-06 20:13 [#01326542]
Points: 5318 St


 

offline dingle berry from on a small plastic chair breat (Haiti) on 2004-09-07 08:15 [#01327500]
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if you ad es to the end of every fourth word you can talk
like a local from devon

i.e.

yo yo yo birdses check my funky wordses im a yokelistic
raggadon so check my funky verseses

etc etc etc!!!!


 


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