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Sir, the commissioner's lit up the qrter signal again. Shall I prepare the qrter suit and warm up the qrtermobile? |
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*trembles in awe* |
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oh if we must. I'll get myself lubed up for the qrtersuit. have you programmed all my favourite phonenumbers and birthdays into the qrtermobile? and does it now have that ringtone that sounds like the themetune from "The Cosby Show"? |
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Sir, the qrtermobile has beer taps on the dashboard which should make up for any number of other failings. I was unable to ascertain whether you wanted the Cosby theme a la Huxtable or the Fat Albert theme so I added them both, and the theme from Dif'frent Strokes as well. Please don't push the "extra grease" button on your utility belt - your ward may have added sand. |
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hey hey hey |
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oh shit, guess what I just pushed..? |
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*sigh* to the qrterlavatory then... |
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hahaha! :) |
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The effulent disposal system has been cross wired with the Elusive generator. |
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everytime elusive is polluting your visual senses blame qrter. i never knew he was so powerful. |
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isn't there a chance that my qrter-innards will get sucked out through my qrter-rectum then? |
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Your qrter posts could be distended to 8 times their normal length and you will find walking difficult. |
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by the sheer force of material needed, I mean. |
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aw fuck. I'm quite the little walker. |
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Sir, instead of examining the qrter entrails one might less messily use Google to hunt for clues. |
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did the commissioner indicate what the problem was? |
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He is having difficulty maintaining an erection because his daughter has been kidnapped. |
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he needs his daughter to help maintain his erection? umm.. better pack the qrter-blind-to-morals-sunglasses. or did Rumsfeld steal those? |
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i love qrter a lot |
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He knows how much you love him, day and night, ever since you took two qrter Radio Pills™ |
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I can't seem to get Thads legs to work.. :( |
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No surprise there, he's been at your dashboard all afternoon. |
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i dont get the "thad's leg" crap, but i like it i want to see a real picture of qrter, king buzzo fom the melvins is in m9ine, i need to scan some in at the library or something over and out sprout loves rolo a lot |
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I read that as saying "oven and out". that's how cool I am. |
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ovens make me good food, my wives a great kook i cant gain weight :( 6', 175 lbs, i should be like 195lbs i suck at the internet/oven. |
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look, I integrated into my location. that's how cool I am. |
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"wives"! How do you find the time to sort them all out inbetween conversing on here? |
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NO ! I didn't integrate into my location, I integrated IT into my location. so, that could've been how I cool I am. |
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you need at least two to be conversing on one, you know, you could have one really foxy wive and one to have good conversations with. that just shows how cool I am. |
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fuck typing, you read it as wives i read it at wive's i appreciate the NO ! (and done correctly by the way) |
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thanks, sprout. long, long ago when I started using the NO !'s, you shouted at me for doing it wrong. since then I've always remembered. *tears well up* |
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if ive ever said a bad word to you or about you, you can have my cherry frosted pop-tart *tears well up*(without the italics) |
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yeah I kind of noticed the absence of italics there, pardner. in the eternal words of D. Bowie.. LET'S DANCE!! (in bold) |
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my qrterthongâ„¢ is a bit tight... can i get a refund? i'll sell my original... (slightly soiled) on ebay to the highest bidder. the auction starts in T-minus thirventeen minutes!! |
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