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offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2004-08-22 10:23 [#01311464]
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remember any of these? :)

CIDER BARREL
Rumoured to contain 'real' Bulmer's Cider, if sucked in
combination with an illicit swig of contraband Top Deck on
the school trip back seat, it had the power to convince the
class Pogo Patterson that he was feeling "a bit drunk".

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FAB
Fab! Long time ago when we was fab. Enduring strawberry,
vanilla and chocolate concoction from Lyons Maid, smothered
in hundreds-and-thousands and originally endorsed by Lady
Penelope.

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FUNNY FEET
Majestic frozen pink size seven from Wall's, of which
Creamup was a big fan, thanks to its starring role in the
Wall's Mini Ha-Ha! Ice Cream Fun Book with Free Dracula
Cut-Out Mask, yours for three 'Riddlesticks' and a 14p
stamp. Funny Face, the inevitable sequel, comprised a huge
beaming strawberry and vanilla face on a stick.

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HAUNTED HOUSE
Hammer-era chills and thrills from Lyons Maid back in the
1970s, each lolly depicting one of a bloodcurdling cast of
non-copyright horror characters, including Frankenstein's
monster, a 'skeleton' and a 'spook', all rendered in
realistic food colouring.

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KING CONE
Forever trailing behind that operatic Cornetto gondolier
("you must be joking, they're 50p"), the King Cone arrived
in your newsie's freezer in 1977. Did decent enough business
at the pictures, mind, especially when promoted by that Top
of the Pops-style 30-to-one countdown advert ("Lyons Maid -
in the foyer now").

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LOLLY GOBBLE CHOC BOMB
The classic three-in-one caper from the 1970s, featuring
strawberry ice around a solid chocolate "flavour" centre,
with the whole jamboree encased in more choc and those tiny
sugar balls. Not to mention the tantalising bonus of a
'Quizstick'.

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offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-08-22 10:24 [#01311466]
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we had communism in the 70's overhere.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2004-08-22 10:25 [#01311468]
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SPACE 1999
September 13, 1999. Massive nuclear explosion. Moon torn out
of earth orbit. Time to cool down, then, with a Space 1999
lolly, no doubt as licked by Martin Landau and Barbara Bain
themselves. "The amazing new lolly from Lyons Maid. Icy lime
flavour, oozy red centre with free picture cards," averred
the commercial.

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SUPERMAN
It's 1979 and as Christopher Reeve soars to success at the
box office, Lyons Maid cash in with a Superman lolly in the
never-popular 'cola' flavour. But in a revolutionary move,
plastic lollysticks emblazoned with 3D figures of characters
from the film are introduced. Few kids could resist the
prospect of owning Marlon "Jor-El" Brando, captured in
lifelike polythene.

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STAR TREK
For all those SCREEN TEST features on Persis Khambatta, STAR
TREK: THE MOTION PICTURE was a bit of a flop. Despite a
series of free picture cards, Lyons Maid's official lolly of
the movie didn't do much better, thanks to a "most
illogical" combination of pineapple and orange flavours.

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ZOOM
Just one look and then our heart went boom. The timeless
rocket-ship ice lolly from Lyons Maid, comprising
strawberry, banana and raspberry flavoured horizontal
stripes.

.
.
.
.
.

Regrettably, we couldn't find room to include classic frozen
delicacies like: tubs with a little wooden spatula, vanilla
"bricks" from the newsagents wrapped in newspaper, and those
rectangular portions of ice cream that fitted into weird
rectangular cornets. Nor alas did the Mini Milk, the
Lemonade Sparkle, the Mr Men lollies, the Orange Maid or the
Strawberry Mivvi make the cut - whatever a 'mivvi' is.



 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-08-22 10:29 [#01311472]
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i have some mr freezes in the freezer, they seem to hang
around.
i'm surprised mini milks have dissapeared.


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-08-22 10:30 [#01311473]
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great thread.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2004-08-22 10:31 [#01311474]
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are they still 5p?


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-08-22 10:38 [#01311482]
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we wish!

i dunno how much they are in the uk these days. left 4
years ago. still very cheap.i just got two today from this
weird shop. around 15p.


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2004-08-22 10:39 [#01311484]
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25p now... the infinitely better mr men lollies are now
Thirty Five Whole English Pence.

Being a child of the 80s, i only know fabs and zooms. They
were good though. And mr freezees are a perennial summer
fave.


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2004-08-22 10:40 [#01311486]
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15p?! Crikey. You'll be lucky to find that over here.


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-08-22 10:43 [#01311492]
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maybe a bit more, i cant remember to be honest as i also
bought two jamaican ginger beers. that plus two mr freezes
made up to 5 francs. but the drinks are two that i know, so
the lollies were 50 ct each wich is maybe 22p nowdays. the
make is zed pops apparently, wich i never recalled.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2004-08-22 10:44 [#01311493]
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strawberry mivvi = strawberry split

my personal favourite was a feast, probably because it was
more expensive than anything else. i guess you can still get
them?


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2004-08-22 10:46 [#01311496]
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I haven't had a feast in years... i think they were pretty
much obliterated in the magnum marketing-fest of a few years
back. Those zap lollies were nice, although they looked like
they'd been composed entirely of the rancid scrapings from
the bottom of the ice cream van freezer.


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-08-22 10:47 [#01311497]
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yes, still around i think.


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-08-22 10:48 [#01311498]
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fav+

bye.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2004-08-22 11:26 [#01311515]
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magnums are pure Evil


 

offline uzim on 2004-08-22 12:08 [#01311525]
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aw, i don't know any of those... (but i'm french too,
so...)

(and yes, magnums must be terrible from a dietetic point of
view °_°)


 

offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2004-08-22 13:01 [#01311539]
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I remember being a kid and going to the ice cream van with a
mate to buy lollies. For some reason we started pissing
ourselves laughing when we saw you could buy a 'Freaky
Foot'. The guy in the ice cream van said 'imagine how I feel
when the girls ask me for a Finger'.


 


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