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offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-08-03 14:11 [#01294287]
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..fucking SUCK.

My girlfriend today made a visit to the doctors to enquire
about going on the pill.

Unluckily, the doctor she was sent to see was a 60 something
female Roman Catholic.

Now as you probably know Catholics, bless 'em, are dead
against contraception, so you can see how a problem may
arise here.

My girlfriend (lurker on this board SValx) tells me that
whereas a friend of hers made the same appointment and spent
a mere 15 minutes with the doctor, she was subjected to 40
minutes of lies and pointless tests, all because of this
woman's frankly ridiculous beliefs.

Among the bombshells dropped, she warned my girlfriend the
of 'dangers' of going on the pill, such as putting on weight
and becoming spotty or get thrombosis. Oh no! She kindly
forgot to mention that there are several (more than '3')
safer pills to be taken, without such side-effects.

She also seemed to forget about the whole idea of
'confidentiality', asking about what her parents thought and
even having the cheek to ask if we were planning on getting
married, despite my girlfriend explaining that this is a
very serious relationship several times.

Me and my girlfriend felt similarly appalled with the whole
thing, and she has decided to get a second opinion. But my
point is...

Why are people so clearly fucking stupid and prejudiced
hired for such jobs? It's disgusting.


 

offline godataloss from Cleveland (United States) on 2004-08-03 14:15 [#01294295]
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The pill is a rather dangerous drug. It can make bitches
krazy and fat! That's why I do it the strict Roman Catholic
way- butt-sex only!


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-08-03 14:17 [#01294297]
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rofl!


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-08-03 14:17 [#01294298]
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hmm, did she actually ask her parents or just enquire about
what her parents thought? If it was the former then a
complaint should be made to the BMA.

Also, I'm not being funny but the fact she spent so long
discussing the issue is what we need more doctors to
do. You question the professionalism of someone infinitely
more qualified than you simply based on heresay from someone
talking about another doctor who for all you know may have
acted negligently.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-08-03 14:18 [#01294302]
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It's not really the time taken I'm concerned about. It's the
bullshit that she spouted.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-08-03 14:18 [#01294303]
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How do you know it was bullshit?


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-08-03 14:19 [#01294304]
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tetracycline(sp?) is a relatively safe birth control pill.
as long as you don't smoke, or stay on it for a very
prolonged time i think it's supposed to be ok.

my ex was on it for almost two years, and the only side
effect was that her boobs gained a full cup size for the
first couple of months. but, they returned to normal after
a couple of months, and she didn't gain weight otherwise.

 

 

oh great, now you've made me start missing her.

i'm gonna go smash my face in with a cinderblock again.


 

offline godataloss from Cleveland (United States) on 2004-08-03 14:19 [#01294305]
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Dude, chill- he's just trying to bust the skinny on his
woman without knocking her up.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-08-03 14:20 [#01294306]
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Bigger tits = more reason to take pill.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-08-03 14:21 [#01294307]
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exactly.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-08-03 14:21 [#01294308]
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My girlfriend is well-informed. There are more than 3 pills
available, clearly a fucking ploy to disuade her from the
idea of going on the pill.


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2004-08-03 14:21 [#01294309]
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castrating is also a way of birthcontrol ;)


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-08-03 14:21 [#01294310]
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They're already pretty huge.


 

offline mimi on 2004-08-03 14:22 [#01294311]
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that is bullshit, don't you guys have planned parenthood
around?


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-08-03 14:22 [#01294312]
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Oh and thanks for the heads up.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-08-03 14:23 [#01294313]
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i believe the catholic religion as a whole frowns on birth
control because they think it can encourage sex outside of
marriage... so, i wouldn't trust a catholic doctor's advice
on the subject at all.

i could be completely wrong though.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-08-03 14:23 [#01294316]
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pix!

:D


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-08-03 14:23 [#01294317]
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Yes? and what? You think people shouldn't be questioned as
to whether going on the pill is the right thing to do?

Sorry I can't agree with you and I fail to see the negative
side of a doctor testing someones resolve before giving out
prescriptions.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-08-03 14:24 [#01294319]
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Er, we're both 16, we don't want kids.


 

offline clint from Silencio... (United Kingdom) on 2004-08-03 14:25 [#01294320]
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Jesus my doctor hurries me up if I'm nearing 5 minutes. How
do you know she was catholic?


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-08-03 14:26 [#01294321]
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oops... the name of the pill i was talking about was:
ortho tricyclen


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-08-03 14:26 [#01294322]
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She didn't get a prescription in the end. The doc was giving
her bullshit about having to wait 3 weeks to get the pills,
again to try and deter her from the idea.


 

offline godataloss from Cleveland (United States) on 2004-08-03 14:29 [#01294326]
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She's 16? must be a whore...


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-08-03 14:29 [#01294327]
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Fuck off.


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-08-03 14:29 [#01294328]
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do what godataloss said, and go for the anal sex... in
through the out door I say!


 

offline godataloss from Cleveland (United States) on 2004-08-03 14:30 [#01294329]
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whore


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-08-03 14:30 [#01294330]
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forget birth control like the pill. if she gets pregnant
just get an abortion.


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-08-03 14:31 [#01294331]
Points: 16280 Status: Lurker



just get a historectomy (sp?)... it's the only choice
really!


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-08-03 14:33 [#01294334]
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we got it through the college campus health center for like
$1 a month. hardly any hastle.

now my birth control is isolation from women.

:(


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-08-03 14:37 [#01294344]
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Well, this thread was a disaster. Thanks anyway to Lee and
Jason.


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-08-03 14:38 [#01294348]
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mine too! :'(


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-08-03 14:40 [#01294354]
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Try to find a proper STD clinic...go in there and discuss it
with a doc from there. They are much better. My local one
helped me out when at the age of 16 my bollocks swelled to
the size of watermelons.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-08-03 14:45 [#01294363]
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resolve doesn't need to be tested by a doctor, what
bullshit.

it is true that the doctor should inform the patient about
possible dangers of taking such a drug, but that's where it
ends. it sure as hell should not take up 40 (!) minutes.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-08-03 14:46 [#01294364]
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hehe I was just being obstructive. ^^Ax: # I would really
like to know what other "tests" this roman catholic doctor
did on your girlfriend...pictures too if possible.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-08-03 14:49 [#01294370]
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dammit. I should know by now.. :)

I do wonder what those test where too and if they involved
all kinds of chrome instruments and lots and lots and lots
of rubber gloves!

high definition photographs and explantory diagrams will not
suffice, some form of film of the event with a crisply clear
soundtrack would bring us closer to being slightly
sufficient.


 

offline clint from Silencio... (United Kingdom) on 2004-08-03 14:55 [#01294390]
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She's 16 dude ... same as Kiera I guess


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-08-03 15:00 [#01294406]
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I'm 16 too...

Sorry to burst your bubbles, Alex, Lee, but no pictures
available. I'm also unaware of what tests were carried, she
merely informed me there were some. Nothing too raunchy
either.


 

offline SValx from United Kingdom on 2004-08-03 15:00 [#01294410]
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Lee, it'd be great if she was talking to me properly about
it but all she was doing was telling me about how she was
R.C. and that she wouldn't give me any option to have a
different type of pill because it was against her religion.
I appreciate the fact she may not agree with how it works
but I don't see that it is her place to refuse me something
which would be safer and better suited to me. She was saying
that I shouldn't go on the pill and I should talk to parents
more about it yet I am above the legal age to have sex and
so she should help me. She told me that she thought I'd come
running to her if the pill didn't work (which it would) and
ask for an abortion, which she thinks is disgusting. She was
no help at all, instead she tried to intimidate me. She was
stumbling over her words and giving me biased advice and was
terrible at her job.
I know what she was saying was bullshit because I've read up
about it a lot and wanted to know all about it before I went
to the doctors. I agree she should question my choice but I
was talking to her about it and she knew that I was well
informed about it. It wasn't just hear say. I've spoken to a
lot of my friends, my parents and birothers girlfriends
about it and all of them told me it was a simple
appointment. The doctor would ask a few questions about
family history and general health, it'd take approximately
15 minutes and that was it. I'm going to go to an STD
clinic-thanks for the advice.
godataloss, I'm not a whore. I've only ever slept with Max
and I'm old enough to be having sex. Think it's better that
I'm being careful and planning stuff instead of ending up
getting pregnant and being a 17year old mother.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-08-03 15:03 [#01294417]
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You are very wise. I suggest you send me photograph of
yourself naked and I will give you some advise.

Max can appear in one of the photographs provided he is >90%
clothed.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-08-03 15:03 [#01294418]
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if she is your regular doctor, you need to switch
practiceseses.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-08-03 15:04 [#01294420]
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almost everything except his cock..?


 

offline clint from Silencio... (United Kingdom) on 2004-08-03 15:05 [#01294422]
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He's 10% cock :)


 

offline clint from Silencio... (United Kingdom) on 2004-08-03 15:05 [#01294423]
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That was supposed to be taken as a compliment btw... sounded
kinda insulting


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-08-03 15:06 [#01294425]
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You just paid Max the biggest compliment you could have
given any man. Alex is there something you would like to
tell everyone regarding your favoured holes in life.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-08-03 15:06 [#01294427]
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yes, I was thinking the same thing as I clicked on 'Reply'.

on the other hand, he might be a stunted midget. which would
explain a lot.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-08-03 15:09 [#01294430]
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It would explain why I joined this messageboard, yes.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-08-03 15:15 [#01294437]
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"hey look! I'm different!" peeped a tiny voice.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-08-03 15:16 [#01294439]
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although there are a few other people here that are >95%
erectile tissue.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-08-03 15:17 [#01294440]
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everyone needs something special.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-08-03 15:18 [#01294442]
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and a message board full of special needs is my something.


 


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