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Would you rather: 1) Let a wasp fly around your mouth or pluck out all your nose-hairs? 2) Drink four pints of custard or listen to bon jovi for 18 hours? 3) Smear your mother's face in marmalade and lick it off or be vomited on repeatedly by a smelly man? 4) Be raped for 30 seconds, or smell incredibly strongly of lavender for 30 years? 5) Eat a pie filled with maggots, or a trifle made from congealed blood? THIS THREAD WILL ALSO ACCEPT YOUR VERY IMPORTANT QUESTIONS. PROCEED. |
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6) Post worthless garbage on an internet messageboard for electronic music, or be a human being with a shred of worth? |
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Definitely the latter, but alas, it was not to be. |
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i'd rratherr -nose hairrs. -listen to bon jovi even though he's shit, i couldn't drrink all that custarrd. -smelly man vomit. -maggot pie. |
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Would you rather: 1) Let a wasp fly around your mouth or pluck out all your nose-hairs ? 2) Drink four pints of custard or listen to bon jovi for 18 hours? 3) Smear your mother's face in marmalade and lick it off or be vomited on repeatedly by a smelly man? 4) Be raped for 30 seconds, or smell incredibly strongly of lavender for 30 years? 5) Eat a pie filled with maggots, or a trifle made from congealed blood? THIS THREAD WILL ALSO ACCEPT YOUR VERY IMPORTANT QUESTIONS. PROCEED. |
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1) Let a wasp fly around your mouth 2) Drink four pints of custard 3) Smear your mother's face in marmalade and lick it off 4) smell incredibly strongly of lavender for 30 year? 5) Eat a pie filled with maggots |
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i made a thread about this called 'what do you prefer..." |
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Would you rather: 1) Let a wasp fly around your mouth or pluck out all your nose-hairs? 2) Drink four pints of custard or listen to bon jovi for 18 hours? 3) Smear your mother's face in marmalade and lick it off or be vomited on repeatedly by a smelly man? 4) Be raped for 30 seconds, or smell incredibly strongly of lavender for 30 years? 5) Eat a pie filled with maggots, or a trifle made from congealed blood? |
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Your top 3 important questions to the answers: 1. Autechre. 2. One-handed. 3. No, in case it got stuck in Tragedy's throat. |
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1) pluck out all your nose-hairs 2) listen to bon jovi for 18 hours 3) be vomited on repeatedly by a smelly man 4) smell incredibly strongly of lavender for 30 years? 5) trifle made from congealed blood |
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lavender for 30 years?!? sorry im gonna have to go with getting raped for 30 seconds |
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nose hairs custard marmalade rape blood trifle (i like black pudding, which is mainly made from blood) |
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getting raped for 30 secs is much better than smelling of icky lavender for 30 years |
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this thread is hurting me. |
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Some more Very Important Q\/\/3sT10nz: Would you rather: 6) Be trapped on a makeshift raft with celine dion in the middle of the indian ocean for 6 months or be forced to eat only brussels sprouts for the rest of your life? 7) Fellate a loaded gun with a hair trigger once a week or eat a burger made from the leg of the love of your life? 8) Be bludgeoned into a 5-year coma by your father or live with AIDS? 9) Have sex with an emotionally vulnerable pensioner or a disabled pig? 10) Smash a television over your best friend's head or poke yourself in the left eye with a sharpened stick? |
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1) Let a wasp fly around your mouth or pluck out all your nose-hairs? the second, i have no problems with that 2) Drink four pints of custard or listen to bon jovi for 18 hours? hm, custard 3) Smear your mother's face in marmalade and lick it off or be vomited on repeatedly by a smelly man? uhm ill get to you on this one 4) Be raped for 30 seconds, or smell incredibly strongly of lavender for 30 years? hm lavender 5) Eat a pie filled with maggots, or a trifle made from congealed blood? hm, maggots |
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1) your nose-hairs? 2) for 18 hours? 3) off 4) Be raped for 30 seconds, or of lavender for 30 years 5) from congealed blood? 6) Be trapped on a makeshift raft with celine dion in the middle of the indian ocean for 6 months or eat only brussels sprouts for the rest of your life 7) Fellate a loaded gun with a hair trigger once a week or eat a burger ma life? I don't know. 8) Be bludgeoned into a 5-year coma by your father or live with AIDS? God damn. 9) Have sex with an emotion or a disabled This is too hard. 10) Smash a television over your best friend's head or poke yourself in the left eye with a sharpened stick? |
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these are tough choices.... i can't make my mind up, sorry. |
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Damn your indecisiveness :D These are Very Important Questions i'll have you know. |
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please clarify: 1. wasp fly around your mouth...explain? (inside yr mouth?) 2. i think i could do the custard. 3. how many times does the man have to spew? 4. with lube? 5. congealed human blood? |
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oh goody. more! 6. come ON. you can't hate celine dion THAT much. 7. he broke my heart. 8. they got good drugs now, you know. 9. emotions are messy. 10. wow this is a tough one! i suppose it depends on what kind of sacrifice i would be willing to make for my best friend, doesn't it? that's a GREAT question! |
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1 - Yes, inside your mouth. For an indeterminate amount of time... all depends upon how lucky you are. 4 - Depends upon the rapist i suppose, but i'm going to go with lubeless. 5 - The trifle is made from blood, and that's all you know about it. It could be the menstrual blood of your lover, it could the blood of a happy young calf. The trifle is a game of chance motherfucka. |
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1) pluck 2) bon jovi 3) oh jesus, probably the vomit 4) does lavender smell bad? 5) trifle |
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Re ---- NUMBER FOUR: No, but smelling incredibly strongly of something so sweet and pretty would grow tiresome after a while i imagine. |
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Okay, well it's better than an ass raping. |
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1) Let a wasp fly around your mouth (can i gargle with wasp repellent first?) 2) Drink four pints of custard (rough, but the lesser of two evils) 3) Smear your mother's face in marmalade and lick it off (i don't actually think this is that gross. well, compared to smelly man's vomit anyway...) 4) smell incredibly strongly of lavender for 30 years (come on guys, it's RAPE. no contest) 5) trifle made from congealed blood (at least it wouldn't wriggle, yo) 6) be forced to eat only brussels sprouts for the rest of your life (6th months of life alone on a raft in the indian ocean would be pretty harsh, but with celine dion.... i'd probably throw myself overboard and, therefore, never have a decent meal again anway). 7) Fellate a loaded gun with a hair trigger once a week (i like my men to have two fully functional legs, taa) 8) live with AIDS (medicine is advancing at an astonishing rate - fingers firmly crossed... :s ) 9) disabled pig (eugh.eugh.eugh) 10) Smash a television over your best friend's head (just for the comedy value, you understand :p ) |
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aren't those all lyrics from death metal songs? |
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Hahah i see you chose the pig in the end :D |
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pig all the way! that old person could be like my nanna or grandad, yo. bestiality here i come... |
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HAHAHA OH MY GOD THEY ARE!!11 Sweet lord, you just made my night :D |
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i would let a fly or bon jovi's mother smear lavender custard on a maggot-blood pie for 30 seconds, and fellate a disabled television with a sharpened celine dion in brussels, india. |
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1. fly 2. bon jovi 3. mother´s face 4. raped 5. blood |
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note that I understand half of those words |
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It is getting near the end. |
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1) wasp. Have you any idea how much the other hurts?! 2) bon jovi, really quietly 3) sick 4) raped 5) blood. I hate maggots so much. I'm really scared and sickened by them. |
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6) celine dion as long as she didn't talk/sing 7) loaded gun 8) 5 year coma, although i have no idea what bludgeoned means 9) Can't believe I'm saying this but pig- with condom so i wouldn't get piggy disease. At least they wouldn't be able to moan your name in a disgusting old man voice. 10) Stick- there's not many pain reseptors in the white of your eye. |
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what are these, lets' see 6) Be trapped on a makeshift raft with celine dion in the middle of the indian ocean for 6 months or be forced to eat only brussels sprouts for the rest of your life? celine dion, i dont feel like anything permanent, so, though i dont think i mind sprouts, but i bet celine is pretty nice, i bet she doesnt feel like singing the either 7) Fellate a loaded gun with a hair trigger once a week or eat a burger made from the leg of the love of your life? what's that hair trigger. sure im up for that 8) Be bludgeoned into a 5-year coma by your father or live with AIDS?jeebus, how stoned were you making this? i dont know, the first 9) Have sex with an emotionally vulnerable pensioner or a disabled pig? i always wanted to have sex with a pig but to keep some respect from this community ill pick the first again 10) Smash a television over your best friend's head or poke yourself in the left eye with a sharpened stick? television |
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1) Pluck nose hairs. Try it, you'll sneeze like a motherfucker. What a rush. 2) Custard, Has to be done, nobody can endure Jovi for 18mins. 3) I've always had a thing for my mother. Not sure about the marmalade however. 4) Who's "raping"? 5) Magot pie today, less chance of becoming Mr AIDS. ----------------------------------------------------------- --------------- |
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Aaaaaaaand: Some more important questions. Would you rather: 11) Step on a slug barefoot once a week, or watch the death-spasms of a bearded tramp? 12) Strap a soiled nappy to your face, or eat ten moths? 13) Have sexual urges for children for the rest of your life, or incredibly realistic nightmares concerning your own torture every night? 14) Be blind and deaf or have no sense of touch and taste? 15) Eat a dead nun's brain, or drown three kittens? ... Speak now or forever hold your peace. |
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11) slug 12) moths 13) i'm used to nightmares 14) ...i'll get back to you on that you sick bastard. 15) dead nuns brain |
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i reckonned with number eleven the slug wouldn't necessarily die...i could sort of stroke it with my foot. |
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Haha, always with the loopholes. |
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ok a few randies for you: a) a million pounds a year but no alcohol are any drugs. or skint for the rest of your life, stoned and hangovered? b) drinking your mams wee, weekly. or poking a sword up your rectal passage? c) being able to fly but everyone hating you. or cutting that tendon bit at the back of your ankle? |
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"fiercely poking" |
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11) tramp 12) nappy 13) I don't know oh my damn. Children, I guess. 14) no sense of touch and taste 15) dead nun's brain (if cooked) |
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OOooooohohohohoh. Shit, these aren't easy. a) This question implies that i would have enough money to keep myself in a constant supply of spliffage and alcohol, so i guess the latter. I wouldn't know what the fuck to do with a million quid anyway. b) Depends how far the sword is inserted... i suppose i'd sooner have a bit off motherly piss-drinking than constant rectal pain, fucked intestines and a colostomy bag though. c) Tendon-cutting. It'd hurt, but i don't think i could deal with being hated by Everyone Ever, even if it meant i could fly. Good q\/\/3sT10nz mister hobbes. |
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a) has a flaw, good spotting. |
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Mmm. It's christmas, so i thought i would bump this thread for no reason. Would you rather: 16) Never be able to gain sexual satisfaction from any kind of stimulus, or never be able to enjoy food and drink again? 17) Be able to read everyone's darkest thoughts with no control over when you can do it, or a have a mild cold for the rest of your life? 18) Have ten horrible children or no fingers on your hands? 19) Explode suddenly in a shower of spectacular guts at a random time in your life, or have a life-sized tattoo of jim davidson's face on your chest? 20) Be a chronic, bodily-damaged alcoholic, or a long term smackhead? Still Important, Four Months On. |
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haha no way! NO WAY! |
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YES WAY, YOU MOTHERCHUFFER! |
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