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deepspace9mm
from filth on 2004-07-31 07:44 [#01291278]
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...are here. Funny, unflinching, and sometimes quite poignant. It's great stuff.
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DJ Xammax
from not America on 2004-07-31 07:46 [#01291281]
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I've read it before, but I'll probably read it again.. right now.
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Dannn_
from United Kingdom on 2004-07-31 08:07 [#01291287]
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I didn't get the bit about Mr Creaky and the NC-17 tags... what happened there?
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acrid milk hall
from United Kingdom on 2004-07-31 10:26 [#01291373]
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yeah, i remember this one. was good. almost didn't submit an essay when i was at uni cos i got caught up reading this site..
procrastination is so easy when you're in academia
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mappatazee
from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-07-31 10:31 [#01291377]
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Okay, Mr. Creaky I gather thought that by renting these "cartoons" [read: hardcore demon tentacle rape hentai], the clerks wouldn't think he was renting porn. "Polite fiction." Like he says every time at the check-out "I don't watch the Sopranos, there's too much cussing."
But when they put the NC-17 tags on the movies, there was no more polite fiction.
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Dannn_
from United Kingdom on 2004-07-31 11:48 [#01291458]
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Ah I get it now... thank you ma fren
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Anus_Presley
on 2004-07-31 12:00 [#01291468]
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Haha, funny stuff.
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r40f
from qrters tea party on 2004-07-31 13:32 [#01291518]
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wow, this is like a whole book... it's quite funny... i can relate to some of it because i used to work at a video store.
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DJ Xammax
from not America on 2004-07-31 13:34 [#01291519]
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That bit about hating the way 'cum' is spelt annoyed me. They mean very different things, it's only right that they are spelt differently.
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Empiricus
from South Carolina (United States) on 2004-07-31 18:18 [#01291736]
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Yeah, i used to work at a video store that had an "adult" room in the back. One guy came in and pissed on the carpet back there because he was so drunk. Then he came out and threatened to beat up one of the customers before his wife stopped him - then he smacked her. Great example for the three children who came with them.
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deepspace9mm
from filth on 2004-07-31 18:21 [#01291741]
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Wow, that's just lovely. I was on my cig break at work the other day when i heard a man shouting at a screaming child, "shut up or i'll hit your mum again". Ah, that's the kind of thing that makes you feel hope for humanity :-/
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Empiricus
from South Carolina (United States) on 2004-07-31 18:28 [#01291754]
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Ha! You see the craziest shit working with the public. One of my regular customers was a card-carrying wife-beater. He would lock her in the closet for hours at a time when he was drunk. She came in a couple of times beat to shit - black eyes, swollen lip, bruises, etc. Yes - they had children. Then, inexplicably, they would both come in the store after that together behaving as if they were totally in love and happy - laughing, flirting, hugging and all of that. Strange.
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Torley Wong
on 2004-07-31 18:30 [#01291756]
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That's really sad :(
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Empiricus
from South Carolina (United States) on 2004-07-31 18:33 [#01291759]
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By the way - in my experience "straight" men have absolutely no problem renting gay porn just so long as the video in question is entiled "shemales" and the men in question who have penises buried in their rectum's have long hair, make-up, and breast implants to augment their shriveled members hanging limply between their hairless legs.
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big
from lsg on 2004-07-31 18:39 [#01291770]
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it's the best thing the internet has brought
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bogala
from NYC (United States) on 2004-08-01 02:57 [#01291964]
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why doesn't he stop bitching and quit? It's only 6.50 an hour.
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Theocide
from Escondido (United States) on 2004-08-01 05:03 [#01291990]
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bogala: maybe you should read the entire journal, dumbass.
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Key_Secret
from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-08-01 08:04 [#01292091]
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yeah it's funny... there are other threads about it on ex el tee...
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