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what kinda "tricks" can your pet do? was he hard to train? lil' albert (4 month old min pin) has just about mastered "sit" and "no". not that i want him to learn loads of stuff, it's just that i saw a dog bowling on tv (he was really bowling in a proper bowling alley, usualy knocking 3 to 4 down, amazing) and just wondered what kinda weird things you got your pets to do. or that they learnt themselves. i had a cat (she was called dave) who would fetch like a dog and eat salad, my bruv's cat over in greece brings pack empty packs of cigarettes. dave also thought the bath was brill! |
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"brings back empty packs..." |
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My grandmother had a cat that ate corn on the cob. It held the corn down with a paw and munched, then rolled the cob over to get at more niblets. My cat can unplug the TV when he wants attention. He also gets his paw behind paintings on the wall and knocks and rattles them, periodically turning around to see if he's getting our goat. He understands English and if someone says "I hope the cat doesn't..." he'll immediately go do exactly that. We have to spell if we don't want him to understand. |
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my cat fetches bits of paper and collects pine nuts at night. everymorning theres like twenty or thirty pine nuts spread around the house. |
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my cat has an awesome trick, when im out, she can claw down all my white clothes i have stacked on my black clothes, because she likes to shed fur on the black stuff |
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I have a hamster that fly over the cage when it can. |
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My dog likes apples and soybeans. He also can lay flat on his back and he grunts when he lands from a jump. |
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i have a turtle. he thinks that he can walk through the walls. thats the only trick/thing hes doing besides sleeping. |
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my dad's staffordshire bull terrier has a massive head. |
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That's an awesome trick. Hey boy, make your head go big again... oh yeah!! |
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my cat is really good at catching frogs and hiding them round the house. when they die, they really start to smell. on a side note, an old friend of mine tried to teach a cat to skin up. didn't work though. |
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ha!ha! :D cat's are amazing!! |
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... our little tony fell seven storeys :C |
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i can hear him now!!! :) |
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"my dad's staffordshire bull terrier has a massive head." "That's an awesome trick. Hey boy, make your head go big again... oh yeah!! " hahahahaHAHAHAHAHA |
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my cat can do spins, and run on the wall for three or four steps. she s a real tazmain devil! |
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My cat's best trick is too wipe its arse on the floor when it's had a shit. It's kind of amusing but mostly vile, especially cleaning the remnants up. |
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my cat's breath smells like catfood. |
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i don't have a pet now. |
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-My dog understands the word "fuck" and will leave the room when ever I say it. -she will bark when I tell her to. -doggy sings when ever someone in my family sings. -knows what the word "bath" means and will try to sneak off and hide when someone says it. -when ever she comes along for a drive in my car she sits on the back ledge. -she doesn’t ever need a leash or collar because she never ventures more than 5 feet away from me when I take her for walks -she looks and acts like a human. |
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I trained my Basement Rats NOT to shit in the Microwave |
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this has nothing to do with training, but one of my cats is seriously affraid of coat hangers, he really is traumatized by them somehow. |
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I don't train my pets. I don't need to. They always understand me. I like them more than people. |
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it is because I need to train people. |
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*slowly peers in sideways from behind a door into topic with uncombed hair while grinning strangely and eating peanut butter with a spoon* "My pet stomach can digest stuff." *returns to mushroom kingdom* |
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a friend of mine has a goldfish named Marc Bolan. it knows only one trick: how to ROCK! |
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best thread eva !! Lily can lick her balls :/ |
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my cats trick, is that he knows how the scanner/printer works kind of. 3 am, and he wants fed. he meows. I say shut up. he meows. I ignore him. he jumps up on the computer table, and walks across the buttons, so that it goes *BEEP, ERRRRR VIIIIZZZZ SHGAAAAA* scares the crap out of me when Im half asleep. So I sit up really fast like "OMG WTF" and then he jumps down meowing, while heading to the food bowl. my cat is a smart asshole. |
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Lily is the best doggy, everyone loves her, but she is all mine |
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I wonderr what trricks Bobby will be able to do. |
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ahahah! My dog can eat, shit and urinate at the same time. He does the basic tricks/commands like "sit", "go away", "fetch" (doesn't return for some reason), "get out you stinking hound!".. etc.. Also we have mice in the garage that have found a way to get the cheese without springing the trap. My theory is that one of them holds the trap open while the other gets the cheese. Not really tricks, but amusing. |
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