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offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-07-23 07:48 [#01284082]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator



..hello and welcome to yet another edition of Xltronic
Chatshow.. I'm your host qrter and this week my guests are
neetta and dog_belch.

welcome to you both.


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offline neetta from Finland on 2004-07-23 07:54 [#01284089]
Points: 5924 Status: Regular



hello qrter. i'm pleased to be here tonight.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2004-07-23 07:56 [#01284092]
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For all the people that said I'd never make it this far, I'd
like to say.....Vengeance Approved, yeaaaah!


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-07-23 07:57 [#01284093]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator | Followup to neetta: #01284089



yes, great that you could find the time, we all know how
busy you are.. if dog_belch seems a little quiet, it could
be because we don't actually know where he is..

anyway, let me start with you neetta..

*nervously flips through cards*

..you've been coming to the board for quite a while now..
what is it that attracts you to come back again and again..?
is it the glitter? the glamour? surely not the people, oh
god don't say it's the people ha ha..


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-07-23 07:58 [#01284094]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator | Followup to dog_belch: #01284092



OH what a suprise, there he is, ladies and gentlemen!



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offline neetta from Finland on 2004-07-23 08:00 [#01284097]
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hahahaha, oh god no, not the people, ahahhahah...

i think it's the layout. no, wait. was there some music
involved in this thing?

nah, i'll go with layout.


 

offline neetta from Finland on 2004-07-23 08:01 [#01284098]
Points: 5924 Status: Regular



i just noticed that i have been a member for 2 years and 8
days.


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-07-23 08:02 [#01284099]
Points: 9325 Status: Regular | Followup to neetta: #01284097



a guy from the audience wants to ask a question, and
disrupts the show as he yells: neetta; did you ever consider
going to the Bogdan Raczynski / Puzzleweasel / Luke
Eargoggle-gig in sthlm last week?
It was a good one.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2004-07-23 08:03 [#01284100]
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Security! Security, can we get someone over here?


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-07-23 08:03 [#01284102]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator | Followup to neetta: #01284097



yes.. the layout.. is it the drab grey of the reply-box? the
officeworker-grey of the strip to the right? or indeed any
of the many greys so abundantly used in said lay-out..

maybe you should answer that later, I have a more pressing
matter..

*audience chortles*

oh! oh ladies and gentlemen.. you are NAUGHTY! I wasn't
talking about my penis, I really wasn't..

*to Neetta:*

I really wasn't.

anyway.. Neetta, I see here on my little card, that you like
to make music and even have posted some of it on this very
board in the past.. are you still tinkering with the sounds?
or did you ditch that in favour of some sector of work,
somewhere where the REAL money lies..


 

offline hyakusen from 8=============> on 2004-07-23 08:04 [#01284103]
Points: 7021 Status: Addict



is it a place to begin WAR ?


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-07-23 08:04 [#01284105]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator | Followup to Key_Secret: #01284099



SHUT YOUR CAKEHOLE, YOU SINISTER LITTLE FUCK!!

*coughs, straightens jacket*


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-07-23 08:05 [#01284106]
Points: 23472 Status: Lurker



Emm, I have a question forr dog_belch, if I may?
dog_belch, you've been a memberr forr quite a while now, do
you have any plans to take parrt in any otherr message
boarrds in the futurre? And if so, do you have any in mind?


 

offline neetta from Finland on 2004-07-23 08:06 [#01284107]
Points: 5924 Status: Regular | Followup to Key_Secret: #01284099



luke eargoggle?
i'm not that big of a bogdan fan, besides with this years
koneisto i don't have to go to other gigs :)
i saw this chinese electronica live some weeks ago. wang lei
was he called and he was awesome!


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-07-23 08:06 [#01284108]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator | Followup to dog_belch: #01284100



dog_belch.. you're the Benjamin of the board, if you will..
ha ha HA AH AH AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

*laughs uproarishly, the crowd laughs like an
hyena-arena*
*

..only joking, only joking, dog_b. we love you, honey..
anyway.. have you acclimatized well enough to the board? and
if so, do you have tips for newcomers to the mb?

*pulls serious face*


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-07-23 08:07 [#01284109]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator | Followup to neetta: #01284107



don't answer the little creep, I'm sure he'll try and kill
you later on if you give him too much attention..


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-07-23 08:08 [#01284110]
Points: 23472 Status: Lurker



Orr put a picturre of you on his wall.


 

offline neetta from Finland on 2004-07-23 08:08 [#01284111]
Points: 5924 Status: Regular | Followup to qrter: #01284102



i haven't been too creative on any sector lately :/ school
starts soon and then i'll be putting my energy to learning
java and perl.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-07-23 08:10 [#01284115]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator | Followup to neetta: #01284111



perl?

perl?

perl?

perl?

is that a word, perl?

perl?

perl?

perl?

what a strange word, isn't it, perl, dear audience?

*audience mumbles*

perl.

perl.

perl.

perl.

sounds really weird, perl, if you say it a lot.

perl.

perl.

perl.

perl.

perl.

perl.

perl.

perl.

perl.

perl.

perl.

perl.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2004-07-23 08:11 [#01284116]
Points: 15098 Status: Addict | Followup to Anus_Presley: #01284106 | Show recordbag



Hi, it's Anus, isn't it? In my wilder days I flirted with
all sorts of messageboards, chat rooms, Instant Messangers,
you name it I horsed it up. My life had no direction and I
surrounded myself with bad people, people that said they
were friends but that only wanted to use me and seemed to
melt away when difficulities arose in my life. By chance I
stumbled across Xltronic and it was as if a veil had been
lifted. I'd been blind, but now I could see. I can't imagine
myself being anywhere other than here today, it'd feel like
cheating. I like to give myself 100% ... thank you,....no
really, please. *shakes some hands in the audiencce* ..
hhahaha stop it, *wipes tear* you're embarrassing me...


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-07-23 08:11 [#01284118]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator



perl.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2004-07-23 08:12 [#01284120]
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To new members I'd say, be wary of posting a "Hello" thread,
or you might be on the wrong end of a ..... Vengeance
Approved
..... yeahhhh!!!!


 

offline neetta from Finland on 2004-07-23 08:12 [#01284122]
Points: 5924 Status: Regular | Followup to qrter: #01284115



no finnish word could end in rl. that is a weird word
indeed. but it's not really a word.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-07-23 08:12 [#01284123]
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*bursts a bubble*


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-07-23 08:13 [#01284125]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator | Followup to dog_belch: #01284120



per- oh yes, "hello"-threads. nasty pieces of work, those.

so do you know Steve-O in real life, or as we like to say on
the interweb, IRL?

IRL?

IRL?

IRL.

IRL.

IRL.


 

offline neetta from Finland on 2004-07-23 08:13 [#01284126]
Points: 5924 Status: Regular | Followup to dog_belch: #01284120



hello, i'm neetta. i think we haven't been introduced to
each other? *offers hand*


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-07-23 08:13 [#01284127]
Points: 9325 Status: Regular | Followup to neetta: #01284107



Luke Eargoggle is some swedish electro dude. Puzzleweasel
was great, the highlight of the show, together with Bogdan.
Are there any events happening in Helsingfors/Helsinkidinky
soon?
Sweden is pretty dry in the IDM-field.
I'd defineatly go and see some chinese electro-man if he was
around.


 

offline neetta from Finland on 2004-07-23 08:14 [#01284129]
Points: 5924 Status: Regular



wasn't anuses name carl?

carl
carl
carl
carl

has a similar sound to it


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-07-23 08:15 [#01284134]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator | Followup to Key_Secret: #01284127



WHAT THE FUCK!?? I SAID, WHAT THE FUCK!??!?

SHUT WHAT THE FUCK WHAT UP!!!!


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2004-07-23 08:15 [#01284136]
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Having watched both the Jackass and Steve-O DVD sets well,
scientists have yet to come up with a figure that's less
than infinity but more than "a lot" I feel I know them. They
are like the gang of friends or older brothers I continue
not to have.


 

offline neetta from Finland on 2004-07-23 08:16 [#01284138]
Points: 5924 Status: Regular | Followup to Key_Secret: #01284127



well tonight some great idm at saunabar, and then ofcourse
koneisto with plaid, christ, akufen, md and others

koneisto


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2004-07-23 08:16 [#01284140]
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Hi Neeta, I've admired you from afar. Doesn't she look
wonderful tonight, ladies and gentlemen?


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-07-23 08:16 [#01284141]
Points: 14867 Status: Regular



This is rubbish, I only came here to see dog_belch.

(throws empty can of beer at qrter)

Vengeance Approved


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-07-23 08:17 [#01284142]
Points: 9325 Status: Regular | Followup to qrter: #01284134



you should be more like Oprah / Harpo inc-material.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-07-23 08:17 [#01284143]
Points: 23472 Status: Lurker | Followup to neetta: #01284129



If you say Carl fast CarlCarlCarlCarlCarlCarlCarl it sounds
like Sex.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-07-23 08:17 [#01284147]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator | Followup to dog_belch: #01284140



what a deeply moving story.

as is the custom on this show, you may now suggest who will
be next week's guest.. we can't promise we can get them, but
we will try. if we feel like it. so, probably not.


 

offline neetta from Finland on 2004-07-23 08:18 [#01284148]
Points: 5924 Status: Regular | Followup to Anus_Presley: #01284143



no it doesn't :( what are you trying :(



 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-07-23 08:19 [#01284149]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator | Followup to horsefactory: #01284141



HE'S SITTING RIGHT THERE, YOU RETARD.

JESUS CHRIST, SAM, YOU ARE CLOSE TO BEING THE NEXT VICTIM OF
A VIOLENT FUCKDEATH.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-07-23 08:19 [#01284150]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator | Followup to neetta: #01284148



same goes for you, neetta, if you have suggestions for next
weeks guests, NOW IS THE TIME.

AND TIME IS MONEY, NEETTA.

GET ON WITH IT, NEETTA.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-07-23 08:20 [#01284151]
Points: 23472 Status: Lurker | Followup to neetta: #01284148



I meant if you say X again and again XXXXXXXXXX it sounds
like Sex.


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-07-23 08:21 [#01284153]
Points: 9325 Status: Regular | Followup to neetta: #01284138



that sounds great!
There isn't many such activities in Sweden, and none
(exactely) where I live (in a smaller town).
Actually there was this guy who used to post here as
joakimlinden, who DJed in the town I live in, but he only
DJed jazz and stuff like that. If he'd done chill or soft
IDM I'd been there and been soft.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-07-23 08:22 [#01284154]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator | Followup to Anus_Presley: #01284151



sounds more like "ex".

give it up, carl.

carl.

carl.

carl.

carl.

carl.

carl.

it's even quite hypnotic to just type it.

carl.

carl.

carl.

carl.

carl.

carl.

carl.

carl.



 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2004-07-23 08:22 [#01284155]
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My dream show would be Anus_Presley and WooferAttack.
Thankyou for having me, please read my book, it's called
Vengeance Approvedd. Good night!


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-07-23 08:22 [#01284156]
Points: 23472 Status: Lurker | Followup to qrter: #01284147



It's the Graham Norton syndrrome... Now he's on 5 times a
week he's about 1000 times morre famous than most of his
X-List guests. Next week acid_polic3 is going to be
in the studio telling us about the new trrack he's made.


 

offline neetta from Finland on 2004-07-23 08:22 [#01284157]
Points: 5924 Status: Regular | Followup to qrter: #01284150



maybe you should be the guest and me the host qrter?


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-07-23 08:23 [#01284158]
Points: 17620 Status: Lurker



*stumbles in late and accidentally steps on Morton's toes as
i try to find my seat*

 

what did i miss?


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-07-23 08:23 [#01284159]
Points: 23472 Status: Lurker | Followup to dog_belch: #01284155



I've alrready rread it about 6 times, and I forr one can say
it's a mind blowing rread.


 

offline neetta from Finland on 2004-07-23 08:24 [#01284161]
Points: 5924 Status: Regular



what do you think about this word: kalmankaltio?


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-07-23 08:26 [#01284162]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator | Followup to neetta: #01284157



so the proposed guests are wooferattack, anus_presley and
me.

that's all we have time for this week, can I just say you
have been the loveliest fucking guests I've ever met in my
tawdry fucking life. you lit up my life, if only for one
evening. thank you. thank you.

and you audience.. you all deserve whatevers coming to you.

god bless and good night!

*awful themetune runs, qrter smiles and waves at the
camera*



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offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-07-23 08:26 [#01284163]
Points: 9325 Status: Regular | Followup to neetta: #01284161



what does it mean?
I haven't been to Finland in... three years I think


 


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