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offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-07-19 04:16 [#01280183]
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..only a few days ago I murdered my brothers wife because
of her proposed share in our mothers inheritance and
everything was going so well, when I suddenly noticed a new
neighbour moved into the condo next to mine..

she seems very interested in my behaviour..


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offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-07-19 04:20 [#01280185]
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that's rather drastic, don't you think?


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offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-07-19 04:21 [#01280188]
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I'm sorry, I have my neighbour, ms. Fletcher on the phone..

"yes, ma'am.. I'll-.. yeah-... if you-... alright, I'll come
round for-... yes-... for coffee, yes, ma'am.."


 

offline dan7250 from Osaka (Japan) on 2004-07-19 05:00 [#01280213]
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great. no i have that theme song in my head....

arghhhh get it out!

why do they come to me to die? why do they come to me to
die?


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-07-19 05:06 [#01280216]
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i wouldn't worry till this guy shows up.


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offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-07-19 05:12 [#01280219]
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COLUMBO!!!


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offline hobbes from age on 2004-07-19 05:14 [#01280220]
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the theme tune instantly crept in my head...cheers for that
qrter....


 

offline telica from london/york on 2004-07-19 08:14 [#01280313]
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haha. i have the theme tune as my phone ring tone. i sat at
the piano and worked it all out :D. Some people might be
ashamed to admit such a thing... i, however, am proud to be
such a super-cool badassfunkymutha :p

wouldn't it be ace if jessica fletcher and quincy had a
child? it would be the uber-detective! would blatantly be a
best-selling author and part-time pathologist too. awesome.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2004-07-19 08:16 [#01280316]
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Am I wrong in thinking that Angela Lansbury was a fucking
hottie when she was a young woman? Or maybe I'm thinking of
someone else.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-07-19 08:24 [#01280322]
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post a pic so we'll be able to tell. btw, she doesn't look
much over 20 on the pic above...


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-07-21 23:55 [#01282878]
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bit late.. but there you go!


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offline Jacob from United States on 2004-07-22 02:11 [#01282922]
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quincy and jessica fletcher producing an offspring? would it
in turn choose pathology as the main career and moonlight
under a pen name?


 

offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2004-07-22 04:20 [#01282957]
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The coolest thing ever would be a mega murder nystery with
Hart to Hart, Columbo, Rockford files, Nancy Drew, Murder
She Wrote, highway to heaven and the whole kit and cabudle.


Lets say they're all brought in by the UN to invesigate the
killing of prisoners under American control. It could be
fucking hilarious watching their sassy American asses
dealing with real-life cases of political coverups and the
middle east problem etc. Show the real horror and their 80's
wazhed out cliched reactions. Make it nice n dark and
cheezy.



 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-07-22 04:31 [#01282960]
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Yes, sadly she was on vacation in the hotel I was staying at
wherre I planned to frrame my brrotherr forr the murrderr of
my fatherr. He wasn't my actually my brrotherr you see, he
was the love child of my fatherr and a women he had had an
affairr with 30 yearrs ago. So you see... my dad had to die
forr lying to me and my brrotherr had to go to jail to
prrevent him getting his hands on the money. It's a scandal.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-07-22 04:33 [#01282961]
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*The money left in the inherritance of courrse.

You see!!! This murrderr case even baffles me and I'm the
killerr.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-07-22 04:36 [#01282963]
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Oh Jesus... I should have rread yourr Murder She Wrote
mysterry firrst, qrter. But to be fairr most cases did
involve a brrotherr plus one otherr close family memberr and
an inherritance.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-07-22 10:42 [#01283309]
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ha ha ha!! :D


 

offline acrid milk hall from United Kingdom on 2004-07-22 10:53 [#01283324]
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curses i thought it was going to be a thread about the chaka
demus & pliers track


 

offline acrid milk hall from United Kingdom on 2004-07-22 10:55 [#01283325]
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yes.. the coolest thing ever..

hahahaha!


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2004-07-22 13:37 [#01283480]
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this thread was perfect at post #1, my congratulations to
qrter


 


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