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before i leave for the evening, here is a joke. when is a door... not a door answer : when its ajar!!!!!!!!!! hah! |
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oh yeah, and bye. |
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i don't get it. good evening :) |
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Ajar meaning slightly open. A jar meaning it is fact a jar, such as one you keep jam in. I leave no comment on the joke itself... |
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tehe hm |
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uve got a really dodgy sense of humour but i guess thats one of the prerequisites to become a moderator |
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Ophecks has a pretty good one going.. xceque too.. pomme's sense of humour is right off the scale.. |
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The humor of that joke entitles it to negative 3 exclamation points, not 10. I don't mean to sour your happy mood though. |
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I think he died. |
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There's the pun and all... but to be pedantic, neither interpretation answers the question factually. A door is not a door when it's ajar. (if it's slightly open it's still a door) A door is not a door when it's a jar. (The first two words claimed that it was a door for heavens sake, therefore the sentence is just contradictory. What is the world coming to?) Where did the sailor go poop? On the poop deck. (I made that up just now, well not now, more like a couple seconds ago. By the time you read this, it may even be longer ago than that.) |
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If the earth was more like the moon and always had the same side facing the sun, would sleep have evolved? |
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You just ruined teapot's final thought.... You bastard.... |
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Do you think snagglepusses are nocturnal? This reminds me of a meme from austin powers. I actually shouldn't post it because it's sort of on topic being joke-ish. I never forget a pussy...... cat! |
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His final thought for the evening. Unfortunatly there are many many many more evenings for us all to live through, so this one shouldn't be seen as particularly special. Even if it was the final evening of his life, should we lie to him and tell him the joke was good? Maybe he'll see through our lie and die feeling paranoid of a conspiracy against him rather than happy that we supposedly liked his joke. |
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He will be let down when he sees 6 of the replies are just mine though since he doesn't like me very much, which is perfectly understandable. It is ok with me if he desires to use his moderator powers to delete my comments. |
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I think he died. |
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I like typing. |
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