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offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-07-07 05:47 [#01268731]
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haha, watched this last night... funny stuff... that scene
where Charlie Sheens characters father is accused of killing
another guys father in a hunting accident is hilarious...
another guy comes over and claims it was his father that did
it... and he says "if it's any help, I didn't have
seconds!!!"

haha, cracked me up! :)


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-07-07 06:33 [#01268757]
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no one else enjoys this movie? Come on, it's a spoof of Top
Gun... :)


 

offline Dozer on 2004-07-07 06:36 [#01268760]
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I prefer the second one... :)
but the first is funny too...


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-07-07 06:54 [#01268768]
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I enjoyed it when I was about 15, yes..


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-07-07 07:19 [#01268782]
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I guess my sense of humor isn't as intelligent as yours...


 

offline big from lsg on 2004-07-07 07:28 [#01268790]
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i didnt like 1 where i was at a party with a lot of people
that enjoyed it (when i was 17 or so)
i did like 2 in a theatre where nobody but me laughed


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2004-07-07 09:55 [#01268991]
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Topper Harley: Playing to lose is like sleeping with your
sister. Sure she's a great piece of tail with a blouse full
of goodies, but it's just illegal. Then you get into that
whole inbred thing. Kids with no teeth who do nothing but
play the banjo... eat apple sauce through a straw... pork
farm animals.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-07-07 10:15 [#01269020]
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charlie is pretty funny...so is emilio btw...i didn't find
this movie too funny though.

there were some hilarious scenes in some film charlie did
with clint eastwood and raul julia...damn, i can't remember
th title, but i found clint eastwood extremly funny in it.


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2004-07-07 10:19 [#01269026]
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I havent seen it since I was 15, yers


 

offline Doomed Puppy from on and off and on and off and on 2004-07-07 10:19 [#01269027]
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raul julia was excellent in street fighter


 

offline Quernstone from Padova (Italy) on 2004-07-07 10:20 [#01269029]
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Hot SHots part deux is priceless.


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2004-07-07 10:26 [#01269041]
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Heh! i like that sort of dry humor =)

Leslie Nielsen is the king of the genre IMO.

'Who are you and how did you get in here ?'

'I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.'


Lieutenant Frank Drebin, "Police Squad"



 

offline Jedi Chris on 2004-07-07 11:03 [#01269080]
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Excellent films both part 1 and 2. I think Admiral Benson
is the best character! (President in the second)


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offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-07-07 11:21 [#01269094]
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I enjoyed it when I was younger, haven't seen it in a couple
of years, but I'm pretty sure I'd enjoy watching it again.


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2004-07-07 12:54 [#01269176]
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Ha! i just rememberd this funny bit in hot shots 2 where
someone is blowing shit up in some action scene and
afterwards turn to the camera and say " 'War' ...Its
fantastic!"
like a godamn comercial hahahaha!!! Its
such a great scene =)


 

offline AphexTwin11 from OOOOOO (United States) on 2004-07-07 12:57 [#01269181]
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i like when the guys body deflates on the carrier, or is
that anther movie?


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-07-07 13:00 [#01269190]
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I should see it again, I need laughter back in my life.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-07-07 13:02 [#01269193]
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That shouldn't be a reply. Fuk


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-07-07 13:18 [#01269223]
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it's ok, you know.


 

offline surrounded from it won't be hard anymore to li on 2004-07-07 13:50 [#01269246]
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hey i watched that too. Great stuff.

"claims it was his father that did it..."

I loved that he had a picture too, with the father's head
hanging on the wall like a trophy ;)

Or what about that scene where the guy gets on his airplane.
And first a black cat passes him, then he walks under a
ladder. Then his girlfriend breaks a mirror when she asks
him to sign his life-insurance policy. But he goes: "I'll do
it when I get back, plenty of time then. Oh and by the way.
I also figured out that whole JFK-thing. It's big honey, it
goes all the way up to the white house." "And you know who
did it?" "Sure, i've got it all right here in my pocket."
"Want me to hang on to it?" "No that's okay. I'll be flying
in a jetfighter. What could be more safe?" Lol lol, well I
guess that joke was a little obvious, but still I loved it
;)

And also when Topper Harley and that other guy are fighting
over the girl. And she eventually wants to talk to the other
guy in private... and as they walk away he turns his head
and sticks out his tongue to Topper :-p

I love it when they make grown man act so childish. Leslie
Nielsen is great at it too in the Naked Gun movies...

To Quentin Hapsberg: "I've been dating too. Nice girl,
she's an author. She wrote the book on male sexual
dysfunction. You've probably read it.
"

Or: "Oh, it's alright. I'm sure that we can handle this
situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we
are. Isn't that right, Mr. Poopy Pants?



 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2004-07-07 14:52 [#01269314]
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Hot Shots Part Deus was soooo hilarious. ''War... it's
fantastic''.

I got in trouble for renting it once... that high dive sex
scene and the part where the girl takes her shirt off and
she's got headlights on her chest... my mom saw it and said
I couldn't rent it anymore.

The part where Topper kicks someone's balls off... the
underwater fart... man, this movie was a perfect 10. So many
scenes are forever etched into my brain.


 

offline X-tomatic from ze war room on 2004-07-07 15:36 [#01269385]
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I love Charlie Sheen and Lloyd Bridges in these films.I
don't know if it was in part one or two, but what cracked me
up was the scene where this pilot miraculously survives his
jet crash, and gets put in an ambulance where he's
accidently being tortured to death because of this road with
huge bumps that causes the ruckus to happen inside the
vehicle,needles with who knows what inside 'em falling on
his body. It's a shame these kind of films aren't made
anymore, now we get "scary movies"(ugh) :S


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-07-08 01:51 [#01269884]
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damn, I haven't seen the second one!!! It goes on my must
rent list!


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2004-07-08 01:53 [#01269886]
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WHAT about LOADED WEAPON


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-07-08 02:07 [#01269890]
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what about police acadamy?


 

offline big from lsg on 2004-07-08 05:37 [#01270099]
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what about earnest goes to camp?


 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2004-07-08 07:15 [#01270151]
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airplane rules all


 

offline AphexTwin11 from OOOOOO (United States) on 2004-07-08 08:24 [#01270184]
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what about your mom


 

offline AphexTwin11 from OOOOOO (United States) on 2004-07-08 08:25 [#01270186]
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just kidding


 

offline DeadEight from vancouver (Canada) on 2004-07-08 08:26 [#01270188]
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and to think i wore your mole!


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2004-07-08 11:10 [#01270331]
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YES!! "Airplane" rules all =)



 


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