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God I've really sunk this low...but hey needs must (and yes I am a junkie): see my other items...plenty more to come, esp. my adrenal gland and my pancreas. |
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have you got 96' lung and face classics from slobadan on marble? |
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I could do with a new skull |
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if you can provide me with an alternate vessel for my brain, you're on. |
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yes sir i do. would you like that fresh or on ice? i must inform you that i am a smoker and operate on a strict no-returns policy. so when you get lung cancer in 30 years, don't come crying to me, horsey. |
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you have any pics of stuff you're selling? i'd love to see it before buying. thank you! |
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btw, i bet it's convenient to work for national health service. |
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"have you got 96' lung and face classics from slobadan on marble?" I've got lots off it, but you can't affort it, even if you sell your factory |
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yes it's mighty convenient! i can sneak into the operating rooms at night and do it all proper, with clean knives and everything. photos are tricky because i tend to pass out halfway through from the unbearable pain. i tell you, the look on my face when the nurses find me, bloodless and close to death in the morning! priceless. |
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How about this lovely air tight tupperware bowl? |
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does it have a suitable opening for cranial nerves I-XII? on the plus side, no more taming the hair for work in the morning. no more hair at all! or eyes, or lips. |
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hmm, sometimes i wondered if i was an android it could be practical. like, if i get tinnitus i'll just change my ears and voilà , no more tinnitus. (unless the rechange pieces were be very expensive.... well, they probably would be) |
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hahaha! |
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Not built in, but I'm sure you can bore a few holes with a household cork screw or some other pointy utensil |
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