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KEYFUMBLER
from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2004-07-07 03:07 [#01268663]
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mix the audio from this:
http://v.somethingawful.com/greenmeat/explosions.wmv
with some Ae like "VLetrmx21" from Garbage EP and you will have a really up to date and haunting track.........
also read this hilarious article found at somethingawfull.com
This whole "Middle East Head Removal Service" is one of those unsettling pop culture trends that you hear about in the news but feel powerless to stop, like the growing popularity and rise of those ridiculous "Bratz" dolls which look like horny fish with hair. Terrorists have decided that since they lack military firepower, resources, money, grooming tips, and access to violent video games, they will strike back at America and America's terrorist-fighting bedfellows by kidnapping our citizens, taking photos of them inside a dirty room while they make a list of outrageous demands, and then chopping off their heads once their goofy grocery list of requirements aren't met. It doesn't really help their cause that all their demands are crazy, impractical things like "remove all raisins from the city of New Jersey and then place each and every one of them in the city of Vancouver within 17 minutes" or "make all ghosts taste like lemons," but I honestly doubt that they even want their demands to be met. Terrorists are just like that little fat kid in fourth grade who smelled like a rotting salami sandwich abandoned in a tropical jungle for months, the kid always screaming, "oh Miss Conrad, Miss Conrad, look at me, pay attention to me! I'm eating paste, look at me! Look at me, I'm putting paste up my ass, look at me!"
Regardless of their motives, there are bearded men manually disconnecting the heads of non-bearded men at an alarming rate in the Middle East, and somebody needs to do something about it. Since the head plays such a vital role on the human body (see informative chart above), most of these victims find it difficult to carry on their everyday activities with their head in such a non-functioning / non-attached state. .....
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redrum
from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2004-07-07 11:19 [#01269092]
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what?
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isnieZot
from pooptown (Belgium) on 2004-07-07 12:23 [#01269144]
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hyakusen
from 8=============> on 2004-07-07 12:24 [#01269145]
Points: 7021 Status: Addict | Followup to KEYFUMBLER: #01268663
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konichiwa !!!!! genki ?
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roygbivcore
from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2004-07-07 12:56 [#01269180]
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what?
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