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oh man, I'm so mad at The Funkmaster.. he puked all over the sofa in the third livingroom again.. I'm not fucking cleaning that up.. |
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get a grip lexie |
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Yeah well I am sick of you leaving dried cum rags all over the place every time you watch porn. |
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I was wondering who was cleaning those up the last few weeks. |
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If you respect me I´ll respect you, but you can't repsect anyone if you don't respect yourself, you know what I'm saying, respect starts inside and the emanates outside, from within, know what I'm saying, the begining....the genesis.... is within you....but I'm not feeling that. |
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I'm very much lost. What the hell are you talking about? |
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Fucking ecnadniarb and oscillik keep practicing their lines for their shitty homosexual comedy play in the other room. They keep going on about how they are gonna be on broadway. The worst thing is that w M w thinks it's the best thing ever and keeps cheering them on and giving them the confidence not to give up. It's horrible. |
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You know, if you look right at the horse's cheek when he flips back and forth, its almost hypnotic. It looks like its staying in one place |
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*bitch slaps horsefactory... you know your certainly not hung like one honey.... |
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That's Bob Dole's chair! |
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oh fuck that's irritating. hey anyone going to dobbin's poetry-reading tomorrow evening? |
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who drank all my apple juice yesterdaym anyway? |
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awful awful show |
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The one with Bob Dole was good. |
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is clearly the real world |
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I love dobbins poetry. Especially the following parts. "you're shit, fuck off, autechre." and "i banned you because i was drunk, now unbanned you can download again, queue up some files and watch me unshare them" |
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ha ha ha ha!! |
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oh for chrissake, take off that orange shirt |
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i will be miming to confield with the aid of pretending to scratch my nails down a blackboard and pretending to drag my feet through some loose gravel. entry is £5, bring your own booze as i lost my licence after that incident with ken dodd and a dead pigeon got out of hand last time. |
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That would be cool if "the real world" was filmed live for the first time, but then it turned out everyone just got along and the show was totally uneventful and dramaless and pointless. |
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[samuel l jackson style voice from a white guy in a panda shirt and gold chains] I am so sick of that damned orange shirt. Motherfucker acts like its the tiptop-top notch cream of the crop motherfuckin best damn shit since sliced motherfuckin bread. Or best thing since hot damn juicy sticky pussy. you know that kind of pussy that you have trouble getting into because of the motherfuckin tightness of the shit. Reminds me of that bitch brenda. She was motherfuckin runnin her mouth off so i stuck my motherfuckin shit in her ass. Bitches love that damn shit. any-fuckin-ways i hate ians fuckin shirt. [/samuel l jackson style voice from a white guy in a panda shirt and gold chains] |
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Does anyone want to buy my Ian Noll Doll? |
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obvious fake. no orange shirt. |
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The show wouldnt work. You'd have all of us lazing around on inflatable furniture with headphones on. |
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Not if i was around. I am a hyper active trouble causing drunken panda. |
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and The Funkmaster would be barfing all over your inflatable furniture. |
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I'm a hyperactive psychopath who mutilates and eats Panda's. I dont know if we'de get along! Really, I'm just a drunkard. I'd either be vomiting in the trashcan next to my computer desk of snorting ecstacy in the bathroom all night and whining about my ex girlfriends like the jerk I am. I'd be kicked out in like, a week. Plue I'm sure no one likes to see my head shavings in the kitchen sink every couple days. |
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I'd barf right back. It'd be on. |
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Hey guys! Does anyone know what princo's done with my bra? |
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I'm wearing it on my head, I just watched Little Nicky. |
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POPEYE'S CHICKEN'S FUCKIN' AWESOME ! |
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I'm so hungry...I would maul Popeye's chicken right now. |
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word up |
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I've never tried it we don't have one here =o( |
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Oh my GOD, its goood. Fuck KFC. |
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shadwell's chicken? |
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Too bad i seriously have to go into the ghetto to find one. They have those silly ass bullet proof drive throughs and shit. But damn they got some grubbin! |
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Carmarthen Fried Dobbin |
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horseburger n chips from dai's cafe |
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woah what huh what |
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we will get along just fine! |
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princo has eaten your bra. he might cough it up later. |
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Hey guys, who dented my Beemer? |
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i plan to get marrrried, then divorrce then get marrrried and divorrce herr to. i plan to do this thrree times beforre settling down with a woman that i love. who i won't marrrry. |
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I think Anus rammed it. he sounds pretty drunk. |
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i am a bit drrunk as it happens. |
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we'd never have guessed. JAroen! I know who drank your "applejuice"! |
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could we install a "sit down to pee" rule for everyone? or find another solution before the bog creates it's own ecosystem and gets us all? |
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then i can relax a bit and focus on my spelling..... |
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the constant smell of ammonia is taking it's toll. |
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