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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-23 10:24 [#01252659]
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Are you going to be good or evil?
I'd choose evil.
If you choose evil, turn to page 26. If you choose good, turn to page 35.
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-06-23 10:25 [#01252660]
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*turns to page 26*
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pOgO
from behind your belly button fluff on 2004-06-23 10:25 [#01252663]
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My intentions would be good but I'd probably turn out quite evil >=oD
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horsefactory
from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-23 10:25 [#01252664]
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This book sucks.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-23 10:27 [#01252668]
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if you think this book sucks, turn to page FAG.
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brokephones
from Londontario on 2004-06-23 10:28 [#01252669]
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Evil all zee way! I would design an army of robots that play John Tesh records out of their mouths, which have huge loudspeakers installed in them. After about 3 days, the horrid music played by by robots will cause people to spontaneously combust. End of story. Thats IT!
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2004-06-23 10:29 [#01252670]
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good, i guess
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2004-06-23 10:29 [#01252672]
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turn to page 26 then to page 35 making sure i dont lose the current page just in case i die within the next 2 page turns
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horsefactory
from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-23 10:29 [#01252674]
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I was expecting some kind of consolation but it just said "You are a fag, you are a fag."
This is the worst book ever.
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-06-23 10:30 [#01252678]
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ah ha ha experienced Fighting Fantasy reader!
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DJ Xammax
from not America on 2004-06-23 10:31 [#01252680]
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I'd invent a third option where I'd kill you and use your corpse in filming my own Weekend at Bernie's-esque film, which will include gags such as taking you water-skiing and putting you in a car, putting a noose around your neck and tying the other end to a lamp post and driving at full speed, and getting a drunk woman to sleep with you.
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2004-06-23 10:31 [#01252683]
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thats the only one i ever finished properly. the starship one is fucking impossible
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brokephones
from Londontario on 2004-06-23 10:31 [#01252684]
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I turned to page FAG, but all I saw was a picture of w M w sucking a bottle.
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brokephones
from Londontario on 2004-06-23 10:33 [#01252686]
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And there would be a scene where you make his corpse judge a world-class martial arts competition. Everyone will think his lack of movement is a result of his incredible self discipline.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-23 10:34 [#01252688]
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For me, everyone would feel the pain golum from lord of the rings felt when he was tortured, for eternity. But they would all still keep giving birth forever so the biomass of people feeling excrusiating pain would continually increase. But they'd all stay limited to the earth so eventually they'd be even more uncomfortably clausterphobic. Actually, since they'd all stay alive forever and keep giving birth, the universe would rather quickly be entirely full of people, so I guess at this point, they'd stop giving birth. Or something.
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-06-23 10:34 [#01252689]
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the starship one is kind of sucky.
"city of thieves" is pretty good!
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Fuckwagon
from Dallas (United States) on 2004-06-23 10:35 [#01252694]
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good is so gay. i'll be fuckin' rockin in hell with double fists of beers and motorcycles and chicks in leather bikinis while all yall fags hang with your grandmas in heaven
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-06-23 10:35 [#01252695]
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after how long (if at all) did you stop making all the skill-checks, luck-checks, combat stuff etc.?
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-06-23 10:36 [#01252696]
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only bad thing is orgasms don't exist in hell, only in heaven.
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Ophecks
from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2004-06-23 10:37 [#01252701]
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OH MY GOD
Totally evil. Completely. A cruel dictator. Not a murderer or anything... just annoying. Super Wedgies and Ultra Noogies and the like. And I'd steal people's money and buy myself expensive toys.
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Fuckwagon
from Dallas (United States) on 2004-06-23 10:38 [#01252704]
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no way! you cant blow loads around god! he'll get totally pissed! satan would be all like, dude, shoot it in my ear! and you'd be all like, fuck yeah satan!
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2004-06-23 10:38 [#01252707]
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page 1
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-06-23 10:39 [#01252711]
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no, satan would be helping you off, and just before you'd cum he'd step back and go "uh-uh!".
it's a catch-22.
in heaven you can cum, but you can't have sex.
in hell you must have (depraved) sex but can never cum.
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-06-23 10:40 [#01252713]
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heh.
I wonder how many kids actually played out all the combat stuff, throwing the dice and actually start over when they lost and died.
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Fuckwagon
from Dallas (United States) on 2004-06-23 10:40 [#01252716]
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that satan! what a tease, that makes me so horny though. hail fuckin wails bro. later! *kills self*
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2004-06-23 10:41 [#01252720]
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nobody did. nobody did.
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-06-23 10:42 [#01252722]
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but.. then.. the whole system doesn't work!!
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-23 10:45 [#01252725]
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I did, but it was a different series of books by a different author (with cooler looking book covers). There wasn't dice but you had hitpoints and got objects if I remember correctly. I got bored after 1 book. Reading takes too long.
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gnocelot
from Greifswald (Germany) on 2004-06-23 10:47 [#01252727]
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I would turn to page 35, but this thread only has two pages. I feel cheated.
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Jedi Chris
on 2004-06-23 10:51 [#01252730]
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I'd turn to page 35 as well :D
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-23 11:04 [#01252738]
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===== page 26 ===== You sadistically raise your black scepter toward the third moon and set free a gaseous stink from your rectum, a summoned omnipotent evil which envelops the universe.
the end.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-23 11:06 [#01252740]
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===== page 35 ===== You decide to have mercy; to be a good god. But then you quickly change your mind. You sadistically raise your black scepter toward the thrid moon and set free a gaseous stink from your rectum, a summoned omnipotent evil which envelops the universe.
the end.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-23 11:06 [#01252741]
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===== page FAG ===== You are a fag, you are a fag.
the end.
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Gwely Mernans
from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2004-06-23 11:06 [#01252742]
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i had a collection of those fantasy books, ten doors of doom was the best
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-06-23 11:44 [#01252793]
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xceque is the board's resident Fighting Fantasy fan.
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dariusgriffin
from cool on 2004-06-23 11:59 [#01252801]
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I think I did that once, because I was bored out of my mind.
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deepspace9mm
from filth on 2004-06-23 12:03 [#01252806]
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Those were really popular at my primary school for some reason, christ knows why.
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sneakattack
on 2004-06-23 13:10 [#01252929]
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I choose good just so that I can get in colossal wars with all you evil fuckers hahahaha
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sfj
from Durham (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-23 13:16 [#01252945]
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Those books were scary.
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goDel
from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2004-06-23 15:56 [#01253155]
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beyond good and evil ;d
and worse
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Mertens
from Motor City (United States) on 2004-06-24 10:09 [#01254348]
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If I am the ultimate authority then I determine what 'good' and 'evil' is in the first place. There are no external standards to rate my own actions. This being the case, I can only be 'evil' by defying my own will.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-24 10:14 [#01254355]
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Yeah, I wouldn't exclude myself from my own evil. In fact, just because I want to be evil, I'd be good just to spite me.
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princo
from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2004-06-24 10:16 [#01254356]
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I choose poop
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Mertens
from Motor City (United States) on 2004-06-24 10:16 [#01254357]
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hah!
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happy cycling
from berlin on 2004-06-24 10:37 [#01254380]
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you are the hero.
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rockenjohnny
from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2004-06-25 07:01 [#01255876]
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i will be your knight in shining armour
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obara
from Utrecht on 2008-04-17 12:02 [#02195462]
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i turn to page 35 and make this site/forum the best porn site in the history of internet, www.xlt-sex.v2.com
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Cliff Glitchard
from DEEP DOWN INSIDE on 2008-04-17 17:59 [#02195571]
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i'm not sure.
i'll wait until the film comes out
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rad smiles
on 2008-04-17 18:27 [#02195587]
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i dont hurt weaker individuals without godlike power. i would like to think if i had godlike powers i still wouldnt. but like they say, absolute power corrupts absolutely if someone already typed this i apologise.
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2008-04-17 21:22 [#02195608]
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weak.
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