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offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-08 19:09 [#01230227]
Points: 21504 Status: Lurker



In 2010, w M w will discover a radical revolutionary
breakthrough in information technology, but keep his
discovery secret. He will then concentrate religiously on
economics for four years before devising an innovative
scheme to maximize his wealth by selling his discovery to
mankind. By 2016, his scheme will have been so successful as
to make him, by far, the richest person who has ever lived.
His wealth will catalyze his further ability to exploit
weaknesses and loopholes in the market system in a
historically unprecedented way. Like a parasite he will feed
and feed, growing richer and richer. Politicians will fail
to act quickly enough to create laws to stop him. Like a
black hole he will absorb and absorb until he owns 7/8 of
the worlds total wealth by 2020. By 2021 people will grow
suspicious but remain powerless as he orders all of his gold
shot into outerspace along with himself, leaving the world
unfit to recover, resulting in an eminent and imminent
horrifically legendary population crash. By 2040 only 1/100
of the world population will remain. Only one person from
xltronic will remain by this time. It is getting hazy.. I
think it's oddioblender.. or ophecks.. definately an "o"
name..

I might continue later, but my oracle-like powers are fading
because I ran out of my prophet food, lime yogurt.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2004-06-08 19:10 [#01230229]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker



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offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-06-08 19:12 [#01230234]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator



surely you mean Ian Noll will.


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2004-06-08 19:13 [#01230237]
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I predict that the world will end and recreate it's self a
human civilisation all over again.

The one day someone will dig up a David Blain tape and
belive that he must be an acient saviour, son of god, and
worship him


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-06-08 19:13 [#01230238]
Points: 50073 Status: Moderator | Followup to fleetmouse: #01230229



hahaha


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2004-06-08 19:13 [#01230240]
Points: 12687 Status: Lurker | Followup to qrter: #01230234



Your avatar fits well in this thread


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-08 19:14 [#01230243]
Points: 21504 Status: Lurker | Followup to pOgO: #01230237



ah ha ha ha, oh man. David Blaine; the next jesus. Jesus
himself was probably such a character.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-06-08 19:24 [#01230270]
Points: 24805 Status: Lurker | Show recordbag



In 2010, w M w will discover a radical revolutionary
breakthrough in finally being funny, but keep his
discovery secret. He will then concentrate religiously on
economics for four years before devising an innovative
scheme to maximize his humour by selling his discovery to
ladyboys. By 2016, his scheme will have been so successful
as to make him, by far, the saddest person who has ever
lived.
His wealth will catalyze his further ability to exploit
weepipes and bumholes in the market system in a
historically unprecedented way. Like a parasite he will feed

and feed, growing fatter and fatter. Politicians will fail
to act quickly enough to create laws to stop him. Like a
black hole he will enter and reenter until it grows 7/8 of
an inch by 2020. By 2021 people will grow suspicious but
remain powerless as he orders all of his excess fat shot
into outerspace along with himself, leaving the gay world
unfit to recover, resulting in an eminent and imminent
horrifically legendary population crash. By 2040 only 1/10
of the world population will remain. Only one person from
xltronic will remain by this time. It is getting hazy.. I
think it's oddioblender.. or ophecks.. definately an "o"
name..


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-06-08 19:27 [#01230275]
Points: 17620 Status: Lurker | Followup to fleetmouse: #01230229



Lol.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-06-08 19:32 [#01230287]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator | Followup to ecnadniarb: #01230270



Lol.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-09 10:08 [#01231076]
Points: 21504 Status: Lurker | Followup to ecnadniarb: #01230270



I'm a social failure, even on the internet. I keep
forgetting you're all just real people and I hate people.


 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-09 10:09 [#01231077]
Points: 4731 Status: Lurker | Followup to fleetmouse: #01230229



argh is that gun facing towards or away? its freaking me out


 


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