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offline Chihiro from twins land on 2004-06-08 16:24 [#01229879]
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well... hé hé. I think... if i remember well... almost 2
weeks..... I have those periods sometimes.... i just don't
feel like having a wash.... It's good for your health you
know... Not to wash for a month would be the best... it's
great for your skin... you form a nice anti-bacteria
cushen... And your hair will look amazing.... Trully... But
i just can't do that... 2 weeks is my maximum time without a
wash... hé hé.. Today... it's been 2 days allready.... and
i feel the dirt moving on me... HA HA HA... i'll "probably"
wash tomorrow-.... if i find the time... :) but when im
with my girlfriend... then i wash every day.... but it's
cool... i have some time off as i don't live in the same
country as her... allthough i wish i would......:) so it's
not that cool after all........


 

offline oscillik from the fires of orc on 2004-06-08 16:25 [#01229883]
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a month


 

offline thecurbcreeper from United States on 2004-06-08 16:26 [#01229885]
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i....CAN't...."remember"......


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-06-08 16:27 [#01229886]
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a day maybe...i can't stand not to wash every day...even
when im not home...it's silly i know...


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-06-08 16:27 [#01229888]
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When I was little, probably a week.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2004-06-08 16:27 [#01229889]
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stop making threads about fuck-all.


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-06-08 16:29 [#01229891]
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cheer up you miserable git


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2004-06-08 16:30 [#01229895]
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I will when these fuck-wits stop forcing their impoverished
imaginations on everyone.


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-06-08 16:33 [#01229897]
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you just felt the urge dog. and speak up ! i cant hear you
from down here... :D


 

offline Chihiro from twins land on 2004-06-08 16:33 [#01229898]
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hey Dog-Belch....... Listen mate... Don't take yourself too
seriously.
it's nice to just send different ABSTRACT posts.... Wait
until you see some of my "chihiro stats threads"... hé hé.
Lossen up dog boy... ;)


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-06-08 16:35 [#01229899]
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your sense of "abstract" is overwhelming chihiro.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2004-06-08 16:35 [#01229901]
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Yeah, you're boring and therefore me pointing that out shows
how seriously i take myself. Way to go Dr Fuck.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-06-08 16:37 [#01229903]
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aint you sweet...


 

offline Doomed Puppy from on and off and on and off and on 2004-06-08 16:37 [#01229904]
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the longest you've been without a wash?

you wouldn't want to know


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2004-06-08 16:39 [#01229906]
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I am just saying this is bollocks, a waste of space and has
no place here. Alright?


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-06-08 16:40 [#01229908]
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dont you people wash in chile?


 

offline Doomed Puppy from on and off and on and off and on 2004-06-08 16:42 [#01229912]
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life is pretty much pointless


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-06-08 16:43 [#01229913]
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before you get really angry, im just kidding you know.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2004-06-08 16:44 [#01229916]
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bless you sir.


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-06-08 16:44 [#01229917]
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why are you "hanging out" this thread then dog_belch?
i bet you put some cheap aftershave before coming in too!

:D<----------- did i have to ?


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-06-08 16:47 [#01229921]
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a week I think.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-06-08 16:48 [#01229922]
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forcing

narr.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2004-06-08 16:51 [#01229924]
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Sorry, i didn't realise it was such a hot fucking topic
amongst you gypsies, i'll let you get on with it then, sorry
i said anything.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-06-08 16:52 [#01229926]
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soap&shampoo!!


 

offline Chihiro from twins land on 2004-06-08 16:54 [#01229930]
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Dog- Belch mate....... Hobbes has got a point..... What the
hell are you doing here if it is to complain about the
thread ey? pfffff... You are really sad mate....
honnestly. No harm ment.... But stop complaining... Just
tell me how long you've been without washing!!!!! That's all
i want to know.... hé hé


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-06-08 16:54 [#01229931]
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the moderrators moderrate this MB, if Phob didn't want
topics like this he would orrderr them to close it and ones
like it, destrroying the community in the prrocess.

some of the topics on this MB arre prretty shit, this one
included, but doing a Lee on us is no help.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2004-06-08 16:57 [#01229936]
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But if Lee's not herre then who is going to do his cunting
job, because it's a job that needs doing.


 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2004-06-08 16:59 [#01229937]
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w3rd


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-06-08 17:02 [#01229942]
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That's fairr enough, you may continue, but just rrememberr
that the people who crriticise yourr crriticising arre not
necessarrily crriticising yourr point of view rratherr yourr
means of exprressing it, which is rratherr tirresome.


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2004-06-08 17:03 [#01229944]
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3 days. Longest I've been without a shower, 2 weeks. I was
camping though.

I went for about 8 months not washing my hair once. It
didn't dread itself automatically or even feel/look/smell
unclean. Jsut wasn't as soft to touch, but that's it.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2004-06-08 17:03 [#01229945]
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Fine, I look forward to "When did you last wank", "How you
feel about ladies", "My last fart", "What's pointless about
living", "Isn't it funny how...", "Your favourite
cup-a-soup", "How much money does your Dad give you" and "12
things I read about the war in Iraq that may or may not be
true". Don't forget though, not everyone is as fuck-dull as
you though.


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-06-08 17:04 [#01229951]
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stay true to yourself dog_belch :)

and i'm one eighth gipsy! if that counts.....


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-06-08 17:06 [#01229954]
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I hope you'rre not calling me fuck-dull.
If you arre you've totally missed the point of what I've
just said.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2004-06-08 17:09 [#01229959]
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Well unfortunately I didn't underrstand what you just said.
The "fuck dull" was directed at all and sundry in a
scattershot and highly indescriminatory manner.


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-06-08 17:09 [#01229960]
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come to think of it i think "victor" likes it in here after
all....


 

offline telica from london/york on 2004-06-08 17:09 [#01229961]
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dog_belch, i do know what you mean, but offensive complaint
posts are equally as pointless as the threads themselves.

just ignore the threads that don't interest you...


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-06-08 17:09 [#01229964]
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You’re prretty damn surre of yourrself forr someone
who’s made minimal impact on this MB in the, what, 2
months you’ve been herre.
I bet you'rre skyfarmer. Orr one of these people who was a
memberr of the .nu MB 'back in the day' and thinks that it
makes theirr rrole herre any morre imporrtant.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2004-06-08 17:13 [#01229966]
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Ok, sorry, i apologise again, let there be 1,000,000 wanky
threads, let noone give a fuck about quality because
everyone has a right to be heard, no matter how dull and
uninteresting, and let you, with yourr tirresome affectation
of adding extra arse to your words be the judge of
everyone's opinion becuase you've been here longer.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-06-08 17:15 [#01229968]
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haha, every thread turns out the same on xlt...

afx > ae


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-06-08 17:15 [#01229969]
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i agree this thread aint the greatest.
but i have a question for you dog, how many threads tonight
in the top 25 or whatever do you find to be worthy?
go on.... at least 5 lets say...


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-06-08 17:16 [#01229972]
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hahaha! i can pee way further than that tolstoyed!


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-06-08 17:16 [#01229973]
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Once again, you've totally missed the point.


 

offline Doomed Puppy from on and off and on and off and on 2004-06-08 17:17 [#01229975]
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So much pettiness. Grow up. Both of you.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2004-06-08 17:20 [#01229979]
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Well tell me what the point is, in plain terms, not gnomic
fucking haikus.

Hobbes > I don't mind bollocks threads, it's not for me to
judge, i can only give my opinion, and if saying that i
think it's bollocks is worse than posting bollocks in the
first place, well, bollocks.


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-06-08 17:20 [#01229980]
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oh eh? i'm confused. was that for me Anus_Presley?
if it is, well eh, ok. would'nt be surprised.



 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2004-06-08 17:21 [#01229981]
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dog_belch... you've never been mean to me i don't think...
but damn you can be a prick. i mean i have nothing againt
you personally but....
why do you love fighting with everyone alll the time? i
don't get it.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-06-08 17:21 [#01229982]
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I quite like the lad dog_belch.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2004-06-08 17:24 [#01229987]
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I just said this thread was shit, which scientists and
lawyers would back me up on, staking their careers on the
point. If I am fighting it is against the dross, the
effluent, the toilet in favour of those that actually have
something to say.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-06-08 17:24 [#01229988]
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My point

this topic is shit, i agrree with you, but so what? it's not
stopping you orr anyone else frrom making a betterr one.
telling people not to make thrreads about fuck all is
pointless. when you've made 10 orr 20 grreat thrreads that
keep getting ignorred because of all the otherr junk, then
you can complain.


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2004-06-08 17:26 [#01229992]
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jesus christ you people and yer pitiful quarrels.
are you guys THAT bored?????

(i love you all... continue)


 


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