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xltronic member Patrick Bateman is standing in a dark room holding a keyring which contains his keys and 1:3 replica of popular newsreader Zenab Badawi's head which he believes to possess magic powers. There are no windows in the room, just a table with something on it and a door on the other side. The only light in the room is provided by the soft glow of the mysterious light that the mouth of the Badawi head is emitting. It also sings the theme from "Hangin' Wit Mr. Cooper" infinitely. Presently Patrick Bateman is swinging the keyring around in his hand and thinking about what he should do next. Suddenly a wretched screech is heard in the room and the object on the table begins to fly! "Oh no," he says. "It is a vampire bat!". The bat looks riled and really wants to attack. It has a human face which is laughing insanely. What does Patrick Bateman do? 1. See what else is on the table. 2. Read the bat a story to try and calm him down. 3. Stroke Badawi's hair and get her to cast a spell (spells are random, no-one knows what could happen) 4. Aerobics 5. Fight the bat 6. Exit the room The choice is yours my friends... |
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6 - He who lives and runs away, lives to run away another day |
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I choose a less self referential message board |
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6. You exit the room, unexpectedly fall down into a bottomless pit and promptly die of shock. The end. |
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7. decides what kitten from bb would do, and does that |
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N *PRINCO GOES NORTH* |
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7. marries keisha. |
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*PRINCO IS SLIEGHED BY AN ELF* |
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8. yet another unfunny comment |
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ouch. that hurts. |
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heh. |
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9. give a blow job to the bat |
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ok. now that made me laugh. |
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get ye flask |
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Patrick Bateman is the Aphex Twin of electronic music. |
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a lazy fucker, eh... |
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You sure about that? |
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7. decides what kitten from bb would do, and does that You try to climb onto the roof of the house in protest but when you go to the only exit of the room you see that there is a bottomless pit before you so you decide against it. Instead, you complain to the bat about how gay people in Egypt are oppressed, and the bat bites you in the face, causing immense pain all over your body, and later death, you sailor-suit wearing cunt. 7. marries keisha. Unfortunately you cannot escape from the room at this time. However, you discover that the bat is in fact named Keisha, and after marrying it, it kills you in an unexplicably painful way. 8. yet another unfunny comment The bat kills you to death. 9. give a blow job to the bat The bat's poisonous semen boils you from the inside out. You are dead. |
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FIGHT THE BAT FIGHT THE BAT ! |
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10. Run away to the circus, become a trapeze artist, discover true talent, find a new feeling of self-worth, marry the beard lady and have 4 beautiful baby tarantulas. |
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i would definately fight the bat, with a bat of course. |
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Made with 100% Pure Bat? |
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You begin to fight the bat. After throwing a couple of punches, the bat says "What's wrong? I'm here to help! Did you know that there is a bottomless pit outside? You don't want to fall down that. Grab onto my legs, and I will fly you over to the other side." You do so, and in entering the next room, it seems to be exactly the same as the first one, except that there is an additional table, an addional door, an additional bat and the Zenab Badawi head has changed to 1:2 size. Make your move. |
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11. sit in the corner, and mastrubate. |
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give the bat 7 dollars, and peek through the keyhole of the 2nd door. |
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that's batty! |
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...get jiggy wid' it? |
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FIGHT THE BAT ! |
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You begin to fight the bat. After throwing a couple of punches, the bat says "What's wrong? I'm here to help! Did you know that there is a bottomless pit outside? You don't want to fall down that. Grab onto my legs, and I will fly you over to the other side." You do so, and in entering the next room, it seems to be exactly the same as the previous one, except that there is an additional two tables, an addional two doors, an additional two bats and the Zenab Badawi head has changed to 1:1 size. Allow me to clarify: Four doors Four tables Four bats (they always follow you into the room) Exact replica of Zenab Badawi's head on your keyring Make your move. |
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dang. killed to death. what a way to die. |
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i cast magic missile! |
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I think suicide would be a good ending to a brilliant adventure. He should eat the Stroke Badawi head and the magic power should secure a slow and painful death. |
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do something with the key |
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bang fist on table thus making the computer jump and the dodgy wire which is precariously looped underneath because thats the only way it works anymore jolts causing a 1 second powercut and hence resetting the fucking thing and having to sit there watching some shitty game which you only bought because all your mates have it load for 20 minutes again. ps - clive sinclair is a bastard and you all know it. |
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when I would go on vacation to family in the UK, I would play a lot on my cousin's Sinclair. took forever to load a text-adventure based on "the hobbit" from cassette. fun thing was there was a nice bug in the game, so you would always die when you entered the forest, halfway through the game. and ofcourse you had to enter the forest for the game to progress. |
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ahh memories |
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that sounds like one of those bugs which make you hate the game and smash up the tape |
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If you go to ftp.gmd.de there is a veritable SHITLOAD of these text adventures. I loves them. |
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I choose: Open the third door and throw the head through it while yelling "Those pebbles dont match my rock". Close the door. Then open the second door using the key ring and let the bat loose with the keys so he can open the door on the ceiling that no one noticed. |
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