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offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2004-06-06 09:48 [#01225162]
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Has anyone else here had a REAL intense mental feeling
during and just before ejaculating? A few times I have had
this REAL weird feeling flow thru me just as I'm about to
orgasm ... like I'm about to collapse and die or something!
Sometimes after this I can't stand up and I feel really weak
and it takes me a few minutes to recover. Has anyone else
experienced this?

(footnote: these instances have almost ALWAYS occurred
whilst accompanied by anal stimulation).


 

offline oscillik from the fires of orc on 2004-06-06 09:49 [#01225165]
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someone is gonna mention faggotry here for sure

i guess it's just a really intense orgasm or something


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-06-06 09:49 [#01225166]
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le petit mort


 

offline hyakusen from 8=============> on 2004-06-06 09:49 [#01225168]
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i heard its when they blow in your ass.
never experienced, tho


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-06-06 09:49 [#01225169]
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im gonna fake orgasms from now on...


 

offline Erronous from Netherlands, The on 2004-06-06 09:50 [#01225171]
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get a life


 

offline clint from Silencio... (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-06 09:50 [#01225172]
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Watch out, those symptoms suggest THE GUSH! When a man locks
into an ejaculation and ends up ejaculating his whole
insides.


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2004-06-06 09:50 [#01225173]
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are we talking, you sitting at your pc masturbating with
your finger up your arse?


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-06 09:51 [#01225175]
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Oh man, you're almost as gay as qrter.


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-06 09:52 [#01225179]
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dont think so

'__'


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2004-06-06 09:53 [#01225180]
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Yes, that's what I wondered ... a female orgasm must be
real intense.

razorblade: no.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-06-06 09:54 [#01225181]
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fake intense.


 

offline hyakusen from 8=============> on 2004-06-06 09:55 [#01225183]
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Oh man, you're almost as gay as qrter.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2004-06-06 10:00 [#01225193]
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haha, yes :)


 

offline DirtyPriest from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2004-06-06 10:14 [#01225211]
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Think it might have something to do with blood circulation.
Ive heard of people who faint when they have erections,
because all the blood goes "somewhere else".


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2004-06-06 10:20 [#01225218]
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You gotta have a huge 12 inch giant for that to happen, i
mean a regular sized 12 inch penis...


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-06 10:26 [#01225222]
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are you implying something?

:)


 

offline DirtyPriest from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2004-06-06 10:27 [#01225223]
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Yes, for you to faint, but for normal persons, they might
experience something similar, just not to the point where
you faint, but a little dizzyness. Also, hormones are
released and stuff.


 

offline stilaktive from a place on 2004-06-06 10:27 [#01225225]
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yes this does happen man!

apart from this turning into an obvious botty fetish thread
ive felt the same feeling many times. my balls hurt and your
chest really feels heavy, its very ala strange.


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2004-06-06 10:30 [#01225226]
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s'gotta be heart failure


 

offline stilaktive from a place on 2004-06-06 10:33 [#01225230]
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no i think its realising that you aaaaaaa
kskkkkilistionatironatorillaitiake.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2004-06-06 10:34 [#01225231]
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what's your SLSK name agin? I lost my userlist .


 

offline acrid milk hall from United Kingdom on 2004-06-06 10:41 [#01225235]
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Ah, the gush..

Nice little BlueJam reference there my friend. Hilarious
sketch/track.


 

offline stilaktive from a place on 2004-06-06 10:44 [#01225242]
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pooo. ermm ill find you marlowe



 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2004-06-06 10:49 [#01225249]
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i've read somewhere that dogs die earlier by ejaculating too
much


 

offline acrid milk hall from United Kingdom on 2004-06-06 10:50 [#01225252]
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Yes, their owners have them put down for soiling the
upholstry..


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-06 10:55 [#01225264]
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cause of death: ejaculation.

not exactly a dignified way to die.


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2004-06-06 11:03 [#01225284]
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haha
seriously though, here's the link:
LAZY_TITLE


 

offline clint from Silencio... (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-06 11:05 [#01225291]
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Hehe classic :)

That is why I only do soft-cock porn now. That is where you
push it in wit your thumb, or a winkle-poker, and it is
flaccid.


 

offline acrid milk hall from United Kingdom on 2004-06-06 11:08 [#01225293]
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At first it's white.. Then, later, it turns red. But it's
when it turn's black that you know the poor guy hasn't got
long to live.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2004-06-06 11:48 [#01225342]
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that Jam sketch is rank - top quality --

did you know that masturbation has been used as a torture
method?


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-06 16:02 [#01225690]
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by who?


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2004-06-06 16:09 [#01225694]
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'merkins.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2004-06-06 16:11 [#01225696]
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I really have no idea - I saw it in this book of unusual sex
practices. Apparently during wars (and this includes recent
ones) soldiers would bugger dying people because apparently
when you die your anus spasms ....


 

offline acrid milk hall from United Kingdom on 2004-06-06 16:17 [#01225702]
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Well.. that's a good way to kill the conversation.


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-06 16:17 [#01225703]
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rrrrrrrrright!!!

"if you see an arse move, soldier, you will fuck it!"


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-06 16:21 [#01225705]
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...I'm thinking american pow camps.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2004-06-06 16:30 [#01225711]
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I will TRY to find the book, and type out what it says. I
think it Russian troops did it during WWI ...


 

offline eric_hard_jams on 2004-06-06 16:34 [#01225714]
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:O


 

offline thecurbcreeper from United States on 2004-06-06 16:35 [#01225715]
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i'll give it a try. brb.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2004-06-06 16:36 [#01225717]
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"During war, conquering soldiers performed pederasty on
their deda or dying victims in order to experience the
victim's anal spasms which occur at death. Soldiers during
the Moroccan campaigns of 1919-1926 and the Russo-Turkish
war were violated in this way on the battlefield
(Perverse Crimes in History, pp 113,204)."


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-06 16:40 [#01225720]
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mass necrophilia :S


 

offline napoleon from littleton on 2004-06-06 17:31 [#01225798]
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a guy with the gush is suddenly in high demand for creme
scenes all over town. there are special agents for it. if
you see a black limo with a flashing light and siren,
chances are that's a jam wagon with some poor kid in the
back, groin going off like a six snake... trying to cram in
as many jobs as possible before the spunk turns red.

personally i'm a big fan of Unflustered parents. "yeah - you
can tell him i'm pissed off, too!"

..but i guess in the end, it is better than squirting up
your squid to death.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2004-06-06 17:39 [#01225805]
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the one about the missing kid who turns up dead? that is my
favourite too - that sketch is awesome!

eric_hard_jams --- your avatar complete me ;)


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-06-06 17:44 [#01225824]
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Troll.


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2004-06-06 20:37 [#01226118]
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haha!
i'll use that at my next party; ejaculating dogs and
necrophilic soldiers, if that isnt a succesful way to kill
conversations i dont know what is. ;D


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2004-06-07 02:39 [#01226279]
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You go boy! =D


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2004-06-07 03:16 [#01226308]
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your looking for this artist?


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-06-07 03:17 [#01226309]
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SON OF A BITCH. BAN THAT HOOKER.


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2004-06-07 03:23 [#01226314]
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Not work safe?


 


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