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offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-06 09:44 [#01225153]
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Try it. It makes for a more thrilling experience, you know,
like riding a roller coaster.


 

offline hyakusen from 8=============> on 2004-06-06 09:45 [#01225155]
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i heard its good to sit when you take a piss - less chance
to mess up the place


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-06-06 09:46 [#01225157]
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That's what the femi-nazis would have you believe. Beh.


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2004-06-06 09:48 [#01225161]
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it seems a little risqué for my liking


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-06-06 09:48 [#01225163]
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yeah...pissing sitting down doesn't look natural...


 

offline hyakusen from 8=============> on 2004-06-06 09:49 [#01225164]
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but its true that the toilets would be more...clean.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-06 09:49 [#01225167]
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it's not sanitary for you at least because your enormous
shlong would certainly dip in the water.


 

offline isnieZot from pooptown (Belgium) on 2004-06-06 09:50 [#01225170]
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it's kinda hard to aim though, but it's quite refreshing
indeed


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-06-06 09:52 [#01225177]
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Points: 21199 = 1 inch.


 

offline hyakusen from 8=============> on 2004-06-06 09:52 [#01225178]
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these tits are going to fall out of your avatar soon


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-06-06 09:56 [#01225185]
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so, will it grow or shrink with every next post i make?


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-06-06 09:58 [#01225187]
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shrink


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-06-06 09:59 [#01225190]
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omg!!
ah well, girls get more attention around here anyway...


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-06-06 10:00 [#01225192]
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maybe you should go back to convincing people you're a girl.
You don't have much longer until your penis is negative
length, at which point...well


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-06-06 10:02 [#01225196]
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i wont have to convince anyone...i'll just post a pic.


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-06 10:03 [#01225197]
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could get a job at some freakish circus....


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2004-06-06 10:05 [#01225200]
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I rarely hold my todger when pissing anyway - not til the
end, when I'm pulling back the foreskin to get the last
drops free.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-06-06 10:05 [#01225201]
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that'd be fun!


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2004-06-06 10:10 [#01225205]
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well it was a different experience. Can't see myself
doing it in public though. Don't you hate it when you don't
manage to get all those drops out and when you zip up you
get a drip down your leg!?


 

offline Refund from Melbourne (Australia) on 2004-06-06 10:12 [#01225207]
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I'd like totry yawning like in your avatar, whilst taking a
piss and having my arms up

"look ma, no hands"


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-06 10:13 [#01225208]
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he looks like he might be doing quite a lot with his
hands...


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-06-06 10:13 [#01225209]
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Shit, yes. It's only recently happened to me. Must come
with age.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2004-06-06 10:14 [#01225213]
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hehe, nice one matt ! :D


 

offline Refund from Melbourne (Australia) on 2004-06-06 10:18 [#01225215]
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just imagine the eratic shaking whilst "peaking" at the
yawn, it'd be like one of those crazy sprinklers that shoots
from left to right real quick


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2004-06-06 11:54 [#01225351]
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when i read the title for this topic I though you were going
to post something like "I SAID URNIATING NOT URINATING!!!
GOT YOU NEWBIE!!" and I was really disappointed


 

offline 3051 from Vietnam on 2004-06-06 14:29 [#01225610]
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Yeah I can rely on a toilet seat.... But... then, I don't
sit when I piss.

What is your point really?

Idea sounds too gay... I like to touch my penis and see
Army advertisements in men washrooms in University.

Propaganda eh ?


 


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