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Both armed with swords. Qui va devenir le champion? |
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bjork has a +10 sword of narcolepsy but madonna casts a mean magic missile. |
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+10? she must be level 30 at least. i don't buy it. |
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I'd think Madonna would have lifeleech to suck budding young producers dry |
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But then again, so would bjork... |
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i don't know.... Bjork seems nutty to me, in a good way, yet Madonna does meditate from what i hear. could be useful in a fight... My heart is with Bjork though. |
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watch out bjork, madonna can transmogrify into a magpie and steal other people's musical styles |
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Madonna doesnt meditate. She says she does |
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she also tried to sue a NY nightclub for using the name Madonna. like she invented it. |
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Alright, here's how i see it going down. Madonna happens to stumble into a British pub with hubby Guy Ritchie where Bjork also happens to be. They happen to stumble into each other, this accident turns to words, words turn to a mutual shaking of the fists, googly faces and waving of offensive fingers, this turns to name calling and eventually anger and eventually a duel is proposed. As the duel begins, Madonna will begin praying to whatever god it is convenient for her to worship at the time, whilst Bjork will dance about like a schoolgirl singing incoherently in an attempt to confuse the blonde diva. This attempt proves to be insuccessful, as Madonna throws the first blow in the name of her children. She then makes the mistake of posing for a good tabloid shot, and Bjork quickly recovers due to her intolerance to pain - developed by having pearls sewn into her skin. Now that blood has been drawn, the two females begin to now resort to other weapons and tactics - something both seem to do regularly. Madonna launches her amazing pointy bra attack and manages to take out Bjork's eye. However, Bjork then sends a giant plush bear after her which bites off Madonna's arm. With critical wounds now inflicted, the battle enters its lightning round. Madonna begins to speak a pile of self-righteous motherhood and new-age gibberish, which is countered by Bjork's quirky switching of vocal pitches during song. Then swords return to the battle, prompted by Mr. Ritchie, obviously getting off on the violence, getting an interesting idea for his next film. Suddenly, Madonna kisses Bjork - a stunning manuever, allowing her to return the favor of taking her arm to the Iceland diva. Then, when the battle seems won, Bjork launches her special final manuever - with an Icelandic chant, Madonna is stunned to see a 32-inch penis rise from Bjork's crotch area. Suddenly, the inner whore that was buried so long within Madonna awakens, and begins to hump the mystic Icelandic penis like mad..... |
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...Bjork takes the advantage and decapitates Madonna. It turns out the penis was an illusion created my magical Icelandic dwarves, whom live inside Bjork's stomach for safety from the human race and also for free grub. In return for her generosity, they gave her magic powers. She then leaves the pub, and joins her robot lovers for a good grease down at the steel factory in Manchester. Robots are sexy. |
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Madonna tries to have sex with Bjork. Rematch. |
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you know what would've been way cooler? if i had opened this post, and found out that they were actually having a feud... |
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Kate Bush eats them both |
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I thought you were banned. |
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bjørk kicks all their asses. |
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yeah, but what about flying madonna vs flying bjork? |
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the unibrowed and dim-witted bjork would try to hug the whore-toothed madonna, who would then knife her. and we would have less moron in the world. |
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Oh god. Getting the chance to decapitate madonna would be the peak of my existence. |
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madonna rocks. |
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In terms of music there's no fucking competition. Bjork would win hands down. And in a fight bjork would kick madonna's saggy old ass up and down the joint. |
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madonna kills. the end. close this thread. |
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I thought, she thought, on the seashore |
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Bjork looks a lot better for her age.. and has a better voice. |
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bjork looks no better than madonna. they're both saggy hags. |
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Matter of taste in MILFs perhaps? Either way, Bjork has never tried to rap, so she wins. |
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i would say bjork, especially after seeing that clip of her kicking that reporters ass at the airport. yikes... |
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I've seen Bjork in the street & she was neither saggy nor haggy. Madonna looks both, even with an army of makeup flunkies and personal trainers. |
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