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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-03 17:49 [#01221647]
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Stick out your tongue as far as you can while looking in the mirror and shining a flashlight in your mouth. I did this and found a gross buildup of white gunk near the back. So I got a plastic butterknife as my new official tongue scraper. I also have a strange bump, almost like a mole only made of "tongue" material only on the left side. It is not a tastebud. I tried to cut it off with a steak knife but it didn't seem to work. I wonder if my entire intestinal track has similar buildup. Probably... if it's bacteria or something it might explain why I fart so much. What I am hoping, is that reading this will permanently psychologically scar your feelings about kissing, because I love to take beautiful things away from people. It has been a pleasure communicating with you so far in this fine topic. Feel free to let me know what you find on your tongue. I will go to sleep now. Or maybe I'll log out and spy on you as a "guest".
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aphextriplet
from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-03 17:50 [#01221648]
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"i tried to cut it off with a steak knife..."
youre an idiot
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mappatazee
from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-06-03 17:52 [#01221649]
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HAHAHAH.
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tolstoyed
from the ocean on 2004-06-03 17:52 [#01221650]
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"What I am hoping, is that reading this will permanently psychologically scar your feelings about kissing"
um no...didn't work. thans for sharing though!
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tolstoyed
from the ocean on 2004-06-03 17:55 [#01221652]
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i could take a photo of my tongues back, but that would be a pretty stupid thing to do...maybe someone else would do this though :)
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-03 17:57 [#01221653]
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I hope so. I would like a comparison.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-03 18:00 [#01221656]
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Not valuing yourself is awesome because there's absolutely no effect when people think you're an idiot. It's nice to be free to make an idiot of yourself. This theory has better results on the internet, as people give me wedgies in the real world.
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k_maty
on 2004-06-03 18:04 [#01221661]
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You could use one of these for your tongue, I guess, or a toothbrush. Don't know about your intestines, maybe one of these?
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tolstoyed
from the ocean on 2004-06-03 18:05 [#01221662]
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sure, that'd be nice...but there are quite a few people that i know in real life, who visit this mb...i think i'll skip this for now.
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horsefactory
from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-03 18:08 [#01221665]
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Your search - ian noll wedgie - did not match any documents.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-03 18:13 [#01221668]
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Wow, that is quite a nice little specialized tool. Somebody buy it for me for my birthday, you know that day that already passed a couple weeks ago that nobody remembered. I will read about that coffee enema after I sleep and go be a 8 hour slave for society at my job. I have read that many health experts agree that death begins in the digestive system unless you get shot in the forehead.
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-06-03 18:38 [#01221681]
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" I wonder if my entire intestinal track has similar buildup."
well, if everything's correct, you're intestinal track is filled with millions of bacteria and quite some gunk gets produced, which in turn comes out of YOU in the form of: poop.
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