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some time ago : on some airport ( probably Stansted near London ) , right after a plane from Pakistan arrived, few guys went to information centre window coz they were looking for some people that should arrive in that plane, they gave the sheet with six names written on it - they wanted those ppl to be found, and the women in information centre turned on microphone, and she started to read loud those names : Ajheddis Varkenjaab and Aywellbe Fayed Arhevbin Fayed and Bybeiev Rhibodie Aynayda Pizaqvick and Malexa Kriest Awul Dasfilshabeda and Nowaynayda Zheet Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted Steelaygot Maowenbach and Tuka Piziniztee ...after fifth one the women realized that theres something wrong. by the time everyone at airport were doing fuckin LOOOLOLOLOLOLOL, hahah, some ppl are really amazing with their imagination :) |
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seriously consider suicide. seriously. |
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i'm still trying to figure out if that really is six names. i guess i need a pizza, quick. |
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just read it |
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i masturbate on average 16 times a day but you are still a bigger wanker |
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you are going to die so who cares what do you think after all, twat |
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haha... |
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this thread is the mark of a true cunt |
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This is Message Board GOLD. |
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hahahaha |
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quality :D! |
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said and written by real cunt. written : cunt |
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Classic |
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yeah, ive told a joke at the airport once. no one laughed. .yeah. |
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i meshed up letters from your nickname, and i have putted them into pot. then, after shaking the pot by several minutes, i managed to hear the little tiny voice from inside, which was saying " ima a twat. how is that ? " now, its a first part of a secret of some kind. i assume i must solve it to go further. i will keep you informed |
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This thread may well end the internet as we know it. And I for one will be very glad to see it all go. |
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you said you are gone from the board. what happened ? |
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besides, the thread was supposed to be funny, it wasnt, coz of the cunts that invaded it. simple. |
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its the end of the web as we know it, its the end of the web as we know it, its the end of the web as we know it, and I feel fiiiineeeeee suber-laki-taki-sawki-chuba-luba-chag-a-waga its the end of the web as we know it, its the end of the web as we know it, its the end of the web as we know it, and I feel fiiiineeeeee |
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i cant work out all the names :( |
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"Supposed" is the operative word there. |
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ok Ajheddis Varkenjaab and Aywellbe Fayed = I hate this fucking job, and I will be fired Arhevbin Fayed and Bybeiev Rhibodie = I‘ve been fired, and bye-bye everybody Aynayda Pizaqvick and Malexa Kriest = I need a piss quick, and my legs are crossed Awul Dasfilshabeda and Nowaynayda Zheet = Oo-ah, that feels better and now I need a shit Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted = My colleague just farted, and left the room, the bastard Steelaygot Maowenbach and Tuka Piziniztee = Still, I got my own bath and took a piss in his tea |
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yeah...... that'd be the secret code that I designed to make stupid cunts call themselves twats....... it works pretty well huh? |
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ppl are just too stupid to understand it. |
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dunno, maybe your mothr knows something about it ? isnt she too busyy to be here tho ? i heard the boys from neigbourhood like her... |
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It's not funny and it's so old only carbon dating could give a rough estimate as to when it was first "hilariously" posted on the nascent Interweb (records suggest it was then called the Infotron 500). |
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well, apparently i didnt knew that. do you want to be rude again, after you apologized me for beeing rude before ? |
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so there are twelve names there. is that the joke? |
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Are you threatening me? |
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anyway, nothing to worry, i expected that kind of reaction from some twats that we have here. i used to this, as eceryone did. nothing more to add, you can close the thread, i shit on you all. |
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read the lines dog belch - you are stupid, thats all. |
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post # 22 ( esplanation ) |
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ppl are just too stupid to understand it. |
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everyone has a mate in a group of friends thats a bit slow. it always makes you wonder whether ignorance really is bliss. |
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It's a thin line between humour and shitting on everyone. |
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yes, and i donr give a shit if you understand my joke or not, thats your problem. |
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thats why you have donkey in your avatar |
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Is the joke that it's unfunny and incredibly old, in which case i applaud your mischievous sense of humour. |
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Ha Ha!! that's a brilliant joke!! thanks Hyakusen... |
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its stupid thing to arguea bout old jokes. but i see you are trying to fight. good, my sword needs to cut some dog heads off soon. |
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paul garner has done something similar, there maybe some audio clips somewhere... |
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I was hoping you'd take out your spear and disembowel me from behind. |
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im not acting like you with that hitting from back, i allways hit straight, so you can prepare a counterattack, if you can, of course. in this case, you can try as long as earthleakage is here, he's back is a good hideout |
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I surrender, i don't want you to ruin my face. I will now be your man-slave. |
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i've taken all the words in this thread, added them up, and divided them by the total, and have concluded that the average word is "poop" |
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if it isnt it should be |
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i will wait till you will apologize me for second time. |
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im now renaming this thread: IS SOULSEEK DOWN? |
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you are really a donkey. im suprised no one told you that before. |
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.....I'm sorry I said your joke was old.... |
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