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That you prefer her sister? |
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Oh and her sister is 11. |
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Eh? |
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Shit, I mean 21...and fit as fuck which the girl you thought you liked most is 23. |
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who = how? |
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Sorry I can't type. This girl I really like, well I have met her sister and her sister is even more "likeable"...but you sort of got it on with the original girl at one stage but now you want her sister. |
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get married to the one girl. then her sister will think you are a great guy. then you can sleep with the sister behind your wife's back. she'll be into that. |
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too much hassle. can't I just rape her? |
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well dont tell it like you told us... she'd only get confused! :-S |
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An excellent idea, however I see one tiny flaw in the plan... |
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larf out laud |
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Yeah the mum would probably not be up for it then :( |
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Tell her sister you want to surprise her sister with a surprise romantic play that you've written. Insist you rehearse 3 times a week at 8pm, the rest is up to you... |
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Excellent idea...I will become the worlds first non gay male drama student. |
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Exactly. Best would be to tie them all up in your basement and pick and choose as and when you fancy it. Although, that too has it's down side. ie, incarceration, tattoo's and picking up the soap in the shower. |
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Not if they are never found...and you could be well fed for weeks or even months if you use the freezer. |
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You'd use you loved ones as mere food? You cad! |
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waste not want not. |
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Good point. If they're going to go off anyway... |
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by the sounds of it, they went off a long time ago! |
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Well they wouldn't have stuck around here. Good job too or eccie's plan would be foiled. |
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They'd go to the police and be all "Yeah of course we liked it because it was Lee but we till want him locked up now because he kicked us to the curb like trash after he finished using up for excellent non concentual sex." And the police would be like "Let's go and arrest his ass" And I'd be like "Oh shit". Where as the proposed way I wouldn't need KFC for at least two weeks. |
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I've a sneaky suspicion I'm talking bollocks. |
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that's paranoia for you. |
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Who said that? *looks about nervously* |
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Noone unless you have one of thsoe steven hawking voice things reading the page out to you...which, when completely pissed, I have been known to use and sit laughing myself sick for minutes on end. |
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and even then that's still an inanimate object... |
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I like to imagine that people say out loud the things they type here. I also think I like to imagine myself trapped in a lift with Winona Ryder, but that's just cos I've been dreaming about it lately. I should add that, unfortunately, no sexual canoodling goes on in these dreams. |
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well i dont think I'd be able to say "an inanimate", without making a complete fool of myself at least twice. I'm sorry :( |
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She's be shoplifting from you...EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE NOT A SHOP. I should sleep :D |
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Me too. Maybe this time I'll get lucky with Winona and a shop won't be the only thing she lifts |
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hee hee! |
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You're not saying you'ld like your shirt lifted by a bum burglar are you? not that there's anything wrong with that sort of thing. |
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lifting in a lift... hilarious! |
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I was thinking about my penis. Not that there's anything unusual there. |
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don't look a roland gift horse in the mouth |
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Er, shut up now before you say something *really* stupid. |
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Shut it butby |
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BUTBY = OFFICIAL NEW WORD IN THE ENGLISH DICTIONARY HERE IS THE EMAIL FROM THE OED. Yo Lee, Big up ya'self man and tanks and tings for da email you sent us. As you and dem mans on da net is aware, we is constantly progressing the language so dem mans with raps is able to spit high quality shit. So derfore we have decided butby will now be included in da book so look forward to hearing it spat upon da mic. Respect, Sir Wolfrey Clarence III Oxford English Dictionarys. |
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what does it mean? O_o |
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Sugarpill or talk to your wall. |
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I avoided a similar problem by not going out with the younger, less pretty, but not unattractive, sister of a girl I nearly got together with. I thought it would be awkward/annoying to be letching at her sister across the dinner table, etc. so I turned her down. Naturally, I didn't say "I prefer your sister", I said something vauge like not having time for a girlfriend right now. |
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hmm, for some reason that option doesn't appeal to me in the slightest. |
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don't say anything. there. problem solved. more drink. |
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so here's the plan for sister's sister : 1. tell the original girl you like her 2. she will go to her sister to say how nice you are ( 1:0 for you ) 3. tell the sister of original girl you liek her aswell ( 2:0 ) 4. tell the mother you like to clean, cook and such ( not fuck, 3:0 ) 5. repeat the upper things using : |
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a) flowers b) good DVD c) chocolate d) vibrator 6. repeat the upper using the same things every week. 7.when the occasion will come, rape the sister of original girl coz i think the plan sucks and it wont happen anyway |
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By Jove! I think we've got it!!! |
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hahahaha SEE I TOLD YOU ALL. |
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I enjoyed this thread although I didn't read any of the posts |
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we do try to cater for the illiterate. |
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