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Jedy
from dublin (Ireland) on 2004-05-21 01:32 [#01199584]
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today i got this lovely email:
MR. WANG QIN HANG SENG BANK LTD. DES VOEUX RD. BRANCH, CENTRAL HONG KONG, HONG KONG.
Let me start by introducing myself. I am Mr. Wang Qin credit officer of the Hang Seng Bank Ltd. I have a concealed business suggestion for you.
Before the U.S and Iraqi war our client General. Ibrahim Moussa who was with the Iraqi forces and also business man made a numbered fixed deposit for 18 calendar months, with a value of Twenty millions Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars only in my branch. Upon maturity several notice was sent to him, even during the war early this year. Again after the war another notification was sent and still no response came from him. We later find out that the General and his family had been killed during the war in bomb blast that hit their home.
After further investigation it was also discovered that Gen. Ibrahim Moussa did not declare any next of kin in his official papers including the paper work of his bank deposit. And he also confided in me the last time he was at my office that no one except me knew of his deposit in my bank. So, Twenty millions Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars is still lying in my bank and no one will ever come forward to claim it.What bothers me most is that according to the to the laws of my country at the expiration three years the funds will revert to the ownership of the Hong Kong Government if nobody applies to claim the funds.
Against this backdrop, my suggestion to you is that I will like you as a foreigner to stand as the next of kin to Gen. Ibrahim Moussa so that you will be able to receive his funds.
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princo
from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2004-05-21 01:34 [#01199586]
Points: 13411 Status: Lurker
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Heh, Check mine out! :D
Dear Sir,
This mail may come to you as a surprise but,l plead with you to patiently read through it before making a decision whether to assist me or not.
l wish to solicit for your assistance in the transaction which l strongly believe will be of mutual benefit to both of us.
My name is Mr.Kenneth Khumalo, a branch manager of a leading security and finance bank in South Africa. l and two of my colleagues wish to seek your assistance in the transfer of some huge sum of money into a foreign bank account.
This money was deposited in a fixed account in the bank by an Foreign national, six years ago.The lenght of time for the maturity of the fixed deposit was five years which expired towards the ending of last year. lncidentally, Mr.Jeff Stevens, who was the beneficiary died in a car Accident here in south Africa, in may 2000 and he left nobody as next-of-kin to claim this money.
All efforts made to trace any known relations of his proved abortive, and no one has written our bank in this regard.
All modalities for the successful transfer of this money into an offshore bank account have been put in place and we are looking for a trust worthy foreign partner into whose bank account this fund would be remitted to and it is in this regard that my colleagues have mandated me to provide a partner who will assist us.
We have agreed to offer you 25% of the total amount if you
are willing to assit us.
lf you are interested in giving us the required assistance,kindly reply this mail stating your Telephone/Fax numbers for further action. Because of the confidetiality we need in this transaction and for our office, we suggest that you reply us through this e-mail to enable us furnish you with all the information you might to know.
We are looking forward to a fovourable reply from you soon.
Feel free to ask any question in this regard.
Yours Faithfully,
Mr.Kenneth Khumalo(on behalf of my colleagues)
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od_step_cloak
from Pleth (Australia) on 2004-05-21 01:34 [#01199587]
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JEDYJEDYJEDYJEDYJEDYJEDYJEDYJEDY
Sorry mate still not over your name hahahah :)
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Jedy
from dublin (Ireland) on 2004-05-21 01:35 [#01199589]
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2#
WHAT IS TO BE DONE:
I want you to know that I have had everything planned out so that we shall come out successful. I have contacted an attorney that will prepare the necessary document that will back you up as the next of kin to Gen.Ibrahim Moussa,all that is required from you at this stage is for you to provide me with your Full Names and Address so that the attorney can commence his job.After you have been made the next of kin, the attorney will also fill in for claims on your behalf and secure the necessary approval and letter of probate in your favor for the move of the funds.
There is no risk involved at all in the matter as we are going adopt a legalized method and the attorney will prepare all the necessary documents. Please endeavor to observe utmost discretion in all matters concerning this issue.
Once the funds have been transferreD, we shall share in the ratio of 70% for me, 25% for you and 5% for any expenses incurred during the course of this peration.
Should you be interested please send me your private phone and fax numbers for easy communication, you can write me via my private bmr {waqin477@netscape.net} and i will provide you with more details of this operation.
Your earliest response to this letter will be appreciated.
Kind Regards
Mr. Wang Qin
is like that african scam but this time comes from hong kong
i feel temped to reply to the fucker
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Jedy
from dublin (Ireland) on 2004-05-21 01:36 [#01199591]
Points: 1280 Status: Regular | Followup to od_step_cloak: #01199587
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hahawtf what's wrong with my name mate?
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od_step_cloak
from Pleth (Australia) on 2004-05-21 01:38 [#01199593]
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Nothing man I mean it I get your name stuck in my head I think it's cool.
JEDYJEDYJEDYJEDYJEDY
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princo
from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2004-05-21 01:39 [#01199595]
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so... no new SKAM?? : /
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Jedy
from dublin (Ireland) on 2004-05-21 01:40 [#01199596]
Points: 1280 Status: Regular | Followup to od_step_cloak: #01199593
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hahaha you mad thing
what should i do od should i reply to this guy with false details and see how far can he go ?
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mappatazee
from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-05-21 01:40 [#01199597]
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Heheh, I am curious how many people actually fall for it.
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Jedy
from dublin (Ireland) on 2004-05-21 01:41 [#01199601]
Points: 1280 Status: Regular | Followup to princo: #01199595
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i know is not really new i always got the african ones like you did but this one is from hong kong and the money (ahaha) is from iraq
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Jedy
from dublin (Ireland) on 2004-05-21 01:42 [#01199602]
Points: 1280 Status: Regular | Followup to mappatazee: #01199597
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omg you robbed my avatar!
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od_step_cloak
from Pleth (Australia) on 2004-05-21 01:43 [#01199605]
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Hmmm yeah, hey you read that ebay scam with the p-p-powerbook on TavCOM, right? Let's pull one of those!!!
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princo
from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2004-05-21 01:44 [#01199606]
Points: 13411 Status: Lurker | Followup to Jedy: #01199602
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omg yes! i remember where I seen that avatar!
lava lamp boobies!
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Jedy
from dublin (Ireland) on 2004-05-21 01:45 [#01199608]
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THE P-P-P-POWERBOOK SCAM IS GENIOUS
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Jedy
from dublin (Ireland) on 2004-05-21 01:46 [#01199609]
Points: 1280 Status: Regular | Followup to princo: #01199606
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the are my beloved HypnoboobS :( give them back
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neetta
from Finland on 2004-05-21 01:48 [#01199611]
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i actually thought this'd be about a new skam release :/
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od_step_cloak
from Pleth (Australia) on 2004-05-21 01:50 [#01199614]
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lol the Jedyboobs have been passed on to the next generation
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Jedy
from dublin (Ireland) on 2004-05-21 01:51 [#01199617]
Points: 1280 Status: Regular | Followup to neetta: #01199611
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but it says scam, not skam dear
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neetta
from Finland on 2004-05-21 01:52 [#01199618]
Points: 5924 Status: Regular | Followup to Jedy: #01199617
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i know. i though you had misspelled it :)
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Jedy
from dublin (Ireland) on 2004-05-21 01:52 [#01199620]
Points: 1280 Status: Regular | Followup to od_step_cloak: #01199614
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man now i get confused when i see his posts
i gotta rob them back
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Jedy
from dublin (Ireland) on 2004-05-21 01:53 [#01199621]
Points: 1280 Status: Regular | Followup to neetta: #01199618
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i misspell nearly everything :D
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happy cycling
from berlin on 2004-05-21 01:55 [#01199623]
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holy shit we're all gonna be rich!!!@3312312sdasdasdffg
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neetta
from Finland on 2004-05-21 01:56 [#01199626]
Points: 5924 Status: Regular | Followup to Jedy: #01199621
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.. but i do wish there'd be a new skam release rather than a stupid email scam :/
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od_step_cloak
from Pleth (Australia) on 2004-05-21 01:57 [#01199628]
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Nah your spelling isn't too bad, your grammar is a little off sometimes, but not too badly.
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Jedy
from dublin (Ireland) on 2004-05-21 02:01 [#01199634]
Points: 1280 Status: Regular | Followup to od_step_cloak: #01199628
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yeah the fucking grammar
what about punctuation i hate punctuation
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goDel
from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2004-05-21 02:02 [#01199636]
Points: 10240 Status: Regular | Followup to Jedy: #01199596
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yes!!! reply!
"Please endeavor to observe utmost discretion in all matters concerning this issue." bwahahahahaha!!!! XD
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od_step_cloak
from Pleth (Australia) on 2004-05-21 02:03 [#01199637]
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I love it. Spelling, grammar and punctuation are the only things I'm good at these days.
And staplegunning rats to the floor.
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Jedy
from dublin (Ireland) on 2004-05-21 02:05 [#01199642]
Points: 1280 Status: Regular | Followup to od_step_cloak: #01199637
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staplegunning rats to the floor. that sounds like a lovely hobby
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Jedy
from dublin (Ireland) on 2004-05-21 02:12 [#01199651]
Points: 1280 Status: Regular | Followup to goDel: #01199636
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what should i reply to the guy ?
i was thinking something like:
ican beleive this is real, i was having lots of problems latelly:
-my dog died -i discovered after 50 years that i'm actually atracted to men and my wife caught me having sex with her brother.
this as you can imagine created a huge havoc inside the families and now we (me and bob) are living in a motel
but now everything is different you gave me a new hope
what else could i write?
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goDel
from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2004-05-21 02:19 [#01199659]
Points: 10240 Status: Regular | Followup to Jedy: #01199651
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haha i think that second point you got there is quite enough
say hi to bob for me
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Jedy
from dublin (Ireland) on 2004-05-21 02:41 [#01199673]
Points: 1280 Status: Regular | Followup to goDel: #01199659
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i will he was actually going to holland to see you this weekend but he got a rectal infection
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