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Spent the night in the Red Light District on saturday!
 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-05-12 02:35 [#01183680]
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I spent the night in heaven! ;)

nah, but it was an interesting place...


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-05-12 02:36 [#01183684]
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did you get some cut-up?


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-05-12 02:39 [#01183689]
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it was crazy though... we stayed in this hostel, and
seriously you go out through the door to the hostel and walk
down the alley a few meters and there were window
prostitutes... so we were right in the center...

I saw the penis fountain, and checked out a few sex shops...
crazy stuff indeed! Wanted to see a sex show, but my friend
that was with me was too chicken I think...


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-05-12 02:41 [#01183692]
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sounds crazy!

were there any hot hoes? I have NEVER seen a hot whore,
except for on tv...


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-05-12 02:44 [#01183699]
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that's one thing I found strange... basically all the ones I
saw WERE pretty hot... my expectations were that they'd all
be fat and ugly... but none that I saw were... all the ones
I saw could easily make it as more legitimate models... it's
a shame really!


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-05-12 02:45 [#01183702]
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maybe they like sex?

or maybe the ones you SAW were not the ones you could GET?


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-05-12 02:47 [#01183708]
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maybe they do like sex, but come on, that's pretty degrading
I think...

and you could get them... I saw numerous guys coming out
through the doors, and saw a few girls open the door about
to let someone in...


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-05-12 02:50 [#01183717]
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hmm.. I don't think it would be degrading for them to have
sex if they like it.. it all depends on what they think
themselves.. of course, no-one should be FORCED to have sex,
and I doubt that that is what is going on there...


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-05-12 02:53 [#01183728]
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I guess... from what I've read the prostitution here in
Holland is all regulated pretty good... so I guess it's
there own free will...

I come from Canada though... Canada isn't as open about this
kind of stuff, so it just seems weird to me personally...


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-05-12 02:57 [#01183737]
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yeah.. I'd imagine it would seem weird to many people... for
some reason, people don't think women can be sex-addicts or
even that they LIKE sex... they won't believe that girls
fart and stuff, either... it's strange, really...


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-05-12 03:02 [#01183750]
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no, it's not that... I can understand people loving sex, and
women too... it's just I find it weird that they wouldn't
find prostitution degrading...


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2004-05-12 03:02 [#01183751]
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o yes, here in holland everything's different. here girls
burp and fart all the time....IN PUBLIC not kidding!

it's probably a matter of "gedogen" too


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-05-12 03:04 [#01183754]
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I refuse to believe females fart though...


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-05-12 03:05 [#01183757]
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I wasn't really saying that.. It's probably hard for certain
people in holland as well to think like that... it's not
really wery sexy of a girl to fart.. nor is it really sexy
of her to be a sex-addict, and that's why we won't believe
it.. we like sexy women.

But I've always wondered WHY prostitution should be
degrading.. it's a profession... it's the same as if I
should be sitting in my office, feeling violated because I'm
in my office (THERE IS SUN OUTSIDE, AND I CAN'T GO
OUTSIDE!!! (I know where I'll spend lunch today!!!))


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2004-05-12 03:14 [#01183774]
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yes you're right

but on the other hand, girls who fart seem to be a bit more
relaxed than girls who dont. and relaxedness and sexyness
mingle quite good actually
@funk: but they do. and moreover, they smell equally bad. no
kidding!


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-05-12 03:16 [#01183778]
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I don't think there are girls who DON'T fart.. EVERYONE must
fart once in a while!!!


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2004-05-12 03:18 [#01183781]
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So you went to the red light district, had a look, and went
home for a cup of tea? You big fairy, get your fucking cock
out, especially if they were smart. I love the fact you
thought all the whores were gonna be fat and minging though,
haha!


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-05-12 03:18 [#01183782]
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I think females let their gas seep out through their mouth
and nose in small doses... so you don't notice the smell!


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2004-05-12 03:21 [#01183786]
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LOL

have you ever kissed a girl? or are you afraid she'll fart
in your mouth? ;D


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-05-12 03:23 [#01183788]
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I'm too afraid...


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-05-12 03:23 [#01183789]
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hahaha!



 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-05-12 03:26 [#01183792]
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yeah, I know... I'm not very hardcore...


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2004-05-12 03:28 [#01183793]
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the fear disappears with acknowledgement that girls fart
just like we - us guys!- do, dear funkmaster


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-05-12 03:32 [#01183799]
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what are you trying to do, shatter my existence here?
*sniff*


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2004-05-12 03:41 [#01183809]
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i'm shattering your existence? wtf? and you've spent a night
in the red light district? perhaps you've missed it, but by
taking the train from schiphol airport to amsterdam central
station, your existence became unstable to begin with. its
fall was initiated with the exit on a'dam central station,
and the final blow (!) came in that hotel while you fell on
your bed.
im very sorry for you but these are the facts


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-05-12 03:46 [#01183814]
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o yes, here in holland everything's different. here girls
burp and fart all the time....IN PUBLIC not kidding!

it's probably a matter of "gedogen" too

that made me cough up blood from laughing so hard

godel are yuo from teh nudderlands too?


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-05-12 03:52 [#01183819]
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what is Gedogen?


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-05-12 03:54 [#01183822]
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heh, I'm just kidding... :)


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-05-12 03:56 [#01183823]
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a dutch word

someone else translate it because my head hurts


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-05-12 04:02 [#01183828]
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to tolerate.

our soft-drug policies are based on toleration - in
principal it's illegal, but the use of marijuana etc. is
being tolerated by the police etc.


 

offline Free your mind from UmeÃ¥ (Sweden) on 2004-05-12 04:03 [#01183829]
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so you dont know what so wrong to go tho a whore....then I
feel pitty for you =/


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2004-05-12 04:09 [#01183834]
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yeah im dutch. and im about to take the train to a'dam
central station. it's time to shatter my existence! ;D


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-05-12 04:23 [#01183852]
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how much does a ho cost?


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2004-05-12 04:32 [#01183870]
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sucky sucky 5 dolla'


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-05-12 04:34 [#01183875]
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do you take paypal?


 

offline big from lsg on 2004-05-12 04:53 [#01183892]
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yeah, so prostitutes do like sex, even if they say they dont
and just want money, i heard one saying sometime
but still i think you have low esteem to take on that job


 

offline big from lsg on 2004-05-12 04:54 [#01183893]
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he's prolly got a students free rides card


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-05-12 04:55 [#01183895]
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haha!


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-05-12 05:07 [#01183905]
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I bought some animal sex porn though... that shit is
quality!


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-05-12 05:08 [#01183907]
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..for real?


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-05-12 05:20 [#01183926]
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yup, I never knew horses were so flexible!


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-05-12 05:21 [#01183927]
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hahaha!



 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-05-12 05:22 [#01183930]
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this is gettin' serious...


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-05-12 05:24 [#01183935]
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how so? :)


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-05-12 05:29 [#01183944]
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last year you were talking of visiting...now you actually
visited...god knows what will happen in six months...


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-05-12 05:30 [#01183945]
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I think I'll make a track that sounds like crap-ass daft
punk-crap, and vocode the title of this thread onto it...
minus the "district on saturday"


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-05-12 05:33 [#01183953]
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it's all downhill from here man!!

I'm telling you, I'm hunting you down in Slovenia, and we're
going to have a good time! :P


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-05-12 06:01 [#01184002]
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fun? here? you got to be kidding. in either case i'll get my
dictionary out :)


 

offline big from lsg on 2004-05-12 06:12 [#01184021]
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i fucking hate red light districts


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-05-12 06:13 [#01184026]
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so depressing


 


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