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offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2004-05-11 18:53 [#01183284]
Points: 8833 Status: Regular



so, anybody got any hints? last time i smoked (bud) was two
sundays ago, and before then its been pretty ritual to smoke
a few times every weekend day. my test will probably be
sometime next week. before that, im gonna chug as much water
as i can. ive also heard theres some kind of tea that will
pretty much clear your system of thc desposits (or whatever
thc metabolizes into). any other tips for me, im kinda
screwed if i fail cuz then #1 i prolly dont have a job for
the summer and #2 i get to explain to my parents why i didnt
get the job.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2004-05-11 18:58 [#01183286]
Points: 22557 Status: Lurker



drink a lot of whiskey it cleans it out


 

offline Exaph from United Kingdom on 2004-05-11 18:59 [#01183287]
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heres an idea: dont take drugs when theres a test coming up!
idiot.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2004-05-11 19:00 [#01183291]
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hear hear!

or is it here here!


 

offline thecurbcreeper from United States on 2004-05-11 19:00 [#01183292]
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what job are you going for?


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2004-05-11 19:10 [#01183298]
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well i wasnt planning on apply yet, but suddenly my parents
got on my ass, so if i didnt apply theyd be all pissy. and
its for a job at best buy.


 

offline Exaph from United Kingdom on 2004-05-11 19:12 [#01183302]
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u may get it. sorry thought u may be in the olympics squad
for athens.


 

offline REFLEX from Edmonton, Alberta (Canada) on 2004-05-11 19:15 [#01183303]
Points: 8864 Status: Regular



BEST BUY!?? hahahah!!!!!! SHIT JOB pal.


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2004-05-11 19:16 [#01183304]
Points: 8833 Status: Regular



hey the discount is 5% above stock and i know a ton of
people who work there. although dealing with the customers
will be shit, supposedly theyre soem of the dumbest around

i really should apply for some more jobs, like music stores
and shit


 

offline Exaph from United Kingdom on 2004-05-11 19:17 [#01183305]
Points: 3718 Status: Lurker



why the fuck would they give u a drugs test? lol


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2004-05-11 19:17 [#01183306]
Points: 22557 Status: Lurker



yeah i'm sure music stores are looking for lazy drug users
with dirty penises


 

offline REFLEX from Edmonton, Alberta (Canada) on 2004-05-11 19:21 [#01183308]
Points: 8864 Status: Regular



yeah I worked at a music store when i was in high school..
it was pretty cool, got to get stoned all the time and
listen to some music I liked most of the time.


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2004-05-11 19:56 [#01183328]
Points: 8833 Status: Regular



so.... does anybody know the name of this thc-killing tea?
it would be really useful.


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2004-05-11 19:58 [#01183331]
Points: 4423 Status: Lurker



don't eat poppy seed bagels.
eat golden rod tea.
good luck with yer job.


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2004-05-11 20:01 [#01183332]
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i mean drink...

i'm drinking right now.


 

offline DeadEight from vancouver (Canada) on 2004-05-11 20:05 [#01183335]
Points: 5437 Status: Regular | Followup to hedphukkerr: #01183328



surely you can find work somewhere where they do not impose
pointless drug tests...


 

offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2004-05-11 20:20 [#01183343]
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wtf, a drug test for best buy?

you know, here in Canada, their not allowed to do that to
you for almost anyjob

-waves a canadian flag to taffmonster-


 

offline DeadEight from vancouver (Canada) on 2004-05-11 20:21 [#01183346]
Points: 5437 Status: Regular | Followup to Gwely Mernans: #01183343



yeh drug tests R fur fashists!


 

offline polygonwrong from United Kingdom on 2004-05-11 20:44 [#01183361]
Points: 132 Status: Addict



Man cabnada rocks, i defo's gota move there. My mate just
passed a test 2 days after binging on crystal meth, figure
that one out!


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2004-05-11 20:54 [#01183365]
Points: 8833 Status: Regular | Followup to polygonwrong: #01183361



they may not have been testing for amphetamines, considering
it would be positive for anybody who is on any kind of add
med (except ritalin, which actually isnt amphetamines). i
tripped on mushies (well tried to, they were bunnked) but im
sure i dont have to worry about that since its the rarest of
the rare a piss test will look for that.


 

offline polygonwrong from United Kingdom on 2004-05-11 20:54 [#01183366]
Points: 132 Status: Addict



http://www.how-to-pass-a-drugs-test.co.uk/


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2004-05-11 22:11 [#01183402]
Points: 22557 Status: Lurker



god damn doll doll doll is good


 

offline od_step_cloak from Pleth (Australia) on 2004-05-11 22:26 [#01183424]
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I was sposed to have a drug test for this job, hmm wonder
what hgapened to that lessee how many would show up in me
now
...

4 maybe 5? hmmm good thing no test then


 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2004-05-11 22:28 [#01183426]
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keep waving that flag cos im getting tempted


 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2004-05-11 22:28 [#01183429]
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acid stays in your spine forever ACID SPINE ACID SPINE


 

offline DeadEight from vancouver (Canada) on 2004-05-12 01:29 [#01183554]
Points: 5437 Status: Regular | Followup to Taffmonster: #01183429



yeah, i heard something about how it can cause a rupture if
you go up into space... but then i think i heard that that
was bullshit


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-05-12 01:31 [#01183555]
Points: 16065 Status: Regular



drug test for a job?

rediculous


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-05-12 01:32 [#01183556]
Points: 50073 Status: Moderator



haha, very.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-05-12 01:39 [#01183566]
Points: 14294 Status: Lurker | Followup to JAroen: #01183555



WHAT IF HE IS HI ON MARIJUANA AND KILLS SOMEONE!!!!! GAWD


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-05-12 01:40 [#01183567]
Points: 16065 Status: Regular | Followup to hedphukkerr: #01183284



find a way of injecting water in your bladder (straw into
penis)

youll be sure your piss is clean!!


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-05-12 01:43 [#01183575]
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marijuana sure has a funny effect on you...


 


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