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... got raped by a bike! It's horrible news. I walked into his garage and found him lying on the ground with the handlebars in his ass. I helped him up and he explained that the bike had given him a funny look and then attacked him and forcing itself into him. Horrible. |
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Well, just tell him to call the police now... as it doesn't look like the bike will easily get away. |
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yeah I told him to do that, but he said he felt perhaps a bit too ashamed to do it. |
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Too bad the handlebars and not a wheel was sticking out. The bike would have eventually suffocated and died, and then he could have had, in effect, a unicycle. |
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I was playing soccer and kicked 2 Lols! |
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ahahahha! :D!!! SLOL! |
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I heard a similar story on tv, it's like a crime wave |
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