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offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-19 15:22 [#01150949]
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What are ducks? We just don't know.


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offline Anus_Presley on 2004-04-19 15:25 [#01150957]
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"He's OK"


 

offline oscillik from the fires of orc on 2004-04-19 15:25 [#01150958]
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erm, decendant of the platypus?


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offline ambsace from canaDUH. on 2004-04-19 15:27 [#01150966]
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offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2004-04-19 15:27 [#01150968]
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ducks kick arse!


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2004-04-19 15:27 [#01150969]
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geese are fucking vicious

and they basically live on my school's property

i swear to god if one of them attacks me i'm going to punch
it in the face


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2004-04-19 15:28 [#01150970]
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ducks are: related to donald


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-04-19 15:29 [#01150976]
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yes, i've had my ass kicked by a geese in the past.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-19 15:32 [#01150984]
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The mind boggles


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offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2004-04-19 15:33 [#01150986]
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did you fight?


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-04-19 15:33 [#01150987]
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it was biggerr than me, it wouldn't have been wise.


 

offline X-tomatic from ze war room on 2004-04-19 15:33 [#01150988]
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Ducks are funny.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2004-04-19 15:36 [#01150993]
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oh were you a little kid?

was it traumatic?


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-04-19 15:39 [#01151001]
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yeah, i ended up falling in a waterr fountain too. that
didn't need to happen but somehow did.

i got overr it howeverr.


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2004-04-19 15:40 [#01151009]
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just one question:

when you were a kid did you spell water with 2 r's ?


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-04-19 15:41 [#01151014]
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i wasn't allowed to wrrite rr's, i had to wrrite bum.


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2004-04-19 15:42 [#01151017]
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one more question:

when did you start to type rr's ?
why ?


 

offline thecurbcreeper from United States on 2004-04-19 21:08 [#01151460]
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seagulls make me laugh


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2004-04-19 21:11 [#01151465]
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i luv ducks
aww


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2004-04-19 21:12 [#01151468]
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ducks remind me of kittens.

also, guakamoly is quite tasty dispite looking like lobster
poo.


 

offline Toejam from Perth (Australia) on 2004-04-19 21:13 [#01151470]
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drunk ducks

drukqs?


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2004-04-19 21:14 [#01151471]
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they ARE kittens!


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2004-04-19 21:17 [#01151475]
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really, who would guess by looking at a dollop of guakamoly
that it was in fact a yummy...absolutely silly I say


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2004-04-19 21:18 [#01151476]
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what


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2004-04-19 21:43 [#01151542]
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quacamole


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2004-04-19 21:46 [#01151548]
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a ha

mmm ducks.



 

offline corrupted-girl on 2004-04-19 21:49 [#01151555]
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this is the best. i swear.


 

offline zero-cool on 2004-04-20 03:17 [#01151704]
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awww, lttle duckys


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-04-20 03:27 [#01151710]
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ducks have the perfect shape for gripping. therefore, they
must be "objects of grip, created for the sole purpose of
gripping."

as the folktales say: if you ever catch a duck, it will turn
into a serial-rapist and rape you.


 

offline zero-cool on 2004-04-20 03:32 [#01151714]
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they can also steal bread off you so they're convicts.

KILL THEM AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-04-20 03:52 [#01151725]
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D. Duck: "Ouie close the Glas Ouie close the Glas Ouie
close the Glas Ouie close the Glas Ouie close the Glas
Ouie close the Glas Ouie close the Glas Ouie close the
Glas Ouie close the Glas Ouie close the Glas Ouie close
the Glas Ouie close the Glas Ouie close the Glas Ouie
close the Glas Ouie close the Glas Ouie close the Glas
Ouie close the Glas Ouie close the Glas Ouie close the
Glas Ouie close the Glas Ouie close the Glas Ouie close
the Glas Ouie close the Glas Ouie close the Glas Ouie
close the Glas Ouie close the Glas Ouie close the Glas
Ouie close the Glas Ouie close the Glas Ouie close the
Glas Ouie close the Glas Ouie close the Glas Ouie close
the Glas Ouie close the Glas Ouie close the Glas Ouie
close the Glas Ouie close the Glas Ouie close the Glas
Ouie close the Glas Ouie close the Glas Ouie close the
Glas Ouie close the Glas Ouie close the Glas Ouie close
the Glas "

Ouie (crying): Yes uncle


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-04-20 03:53 [#01151726]
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D. Duck: "Stupid duck I mean
the window
over your empty head"


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offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-04-20 03:56 [#01151728]
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why is the finnish flag in the picture you posted at 4666
posts?


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-04-20 04:00 [#01151729]
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Well you wouldn't ask such a stupid question if you had
known
1. The artist is Swedish, so it can't possibly be a Finnish
flag, and
2. D. Duck clearly says 'window over your empty head',
leading to the conclusion that it is a window.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-04-20 04:03 [#01151730]
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a window with the symbolic value of finlands national
thingtohangonapole, nontheless!

1: why can't a swede draw a finnish flag?

2: d. duck can not be trusted. he's a fucking loon!


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-04-20 04:19 [#01151737]
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meet ducky duck!


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