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Strange days girls and boys, I have been awake for what seems like days.I can't remember the last time I tied my shoes....I've been at war with the microwave for weeks now it refuses to cook my Hot Pockets the way I enjoy them.I have reason to believe all my kitchen appliances are plotting against me I did catch the toaster talking to the blender and I swear I heard the something about a revolution!I fear for my life.............Please help!!!!! http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/news/04-03/22.shtml Mr. Brock and myself need to have a talk!!!!!!! THE BARON HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!!! |
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these kitchen appliances of yours seem rude. |
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see-trough housing |
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"we live. on the top of the mountain, right next to the edge. this beautiful, beautiful, veiw" carparts and cutlery, baby. |
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That could be "Art" |
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no, its the neighbourhood my school is in... :D |
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now THIS be art. :p |
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Rubba rubba runna THE BARON HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!! |
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Baron. I too have had problems with mutiny from things that I was previously the master, although mine was not with kitchen appliances. You see, I am a devoted rope enthusiast. I just love rope of all kinds. Thin ropes, thick ropes, black ropes, white ropes, even red ropes. I have them all. People even refer to me around here as "Ropes". Anyway, it all happened a few years ago. I had just finished organising my extensive rope collection in order of climbable to least climbable and was about to snuggle into my lovely bed (which is made out of an extremely long rope) I heard a strange sound downstairs. I had always imagined the sound that ropes would make if they could make noise and I was pretty sure that this was it. I made my way downstairs to finally talk to my rope friends (I had spent the last 6 years developing and learning "Rope" language). When I got downstairs, what I saw was not a pretty sight, let me tell you. A medium sized rope had formed itself into a rudimentary pair of legs and had another rope on top acting as a kind of rope-torso, with another rope lying adjacently behind it to create a pair of rope-arms. On top of this hideous beast was a wound up piece of rope which formed a disgusting head for this monster. The rope-man made his way towards me and I noticed that he was brandishing a deadly weapon: A rope. As he continued his painstaking journey towards me I noticed that he was repeatedly hitting me in the face with various bits of rope. This was causing me immense pain. I could not take it any longer. I had, in my pocket, something that I hoped to never use. It was a button with the simple message "Rope exploder" written on the back. I pressed it, and all rope within a 200m radius began to melt away. After saving myself from the rope-man I vowed never to touch another rope in my life, but the coiled face of the Rope-man still haunts my dreams. I hope you have solved your appliance problem. |
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I read this. |
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applemath would have been proud!! |
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I've missed ya too, BARON!!!!! };> |
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