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offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-03-15 11:18 [#01108895]
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It is good to see you made it back safe and sound. How was
your trip? Seems like it was a crazy one indeed! Were you
able to meet up with Ian Noll?

Do you have pictures?

sincerely

virgin


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2004-03-15 11:21 [#01108897]
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hes great, to bad hes never on here when i am


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-03-15 11:22 [#01108902]
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offline ecnadniarb on 2004-03-15 11:23 [#01108905]
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He is becoming more elite and elusive these days.


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2004-03-15 11:27 [#01108909]
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horsefactory is becoming my xlt hero. he's like the xlt
equivalent of elite and elusive girls


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-03-15 11:28 [#01108911]
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He is one of my personal favourites. An elite and elusive
list of no more than 5 members.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-03-15 11:31 [#01108914]
Points: 50073 Status: Moderator



i like his new avatar a lot. something different for a
change...


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2004-03-15 11:31 [#01108916]
Points: 10225 Status: Lurker



horsefactory, will you marry me?


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-03-15 11:34 [#01108928]
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so horsefactory and the_funkmaster... who's the other 3
people on your list?


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-03-15 11:36 [#01108937]
Points: 14867 Status: Regular



Well, it was very interesting. First of all I had to run a
couple of miniscule errands on some planet called "Earth".
This involved visiting some strange countries with names
such as Germany and Scotland. The errands themselves were
things such as making people fall into ponds, and teaching
animals how to laugh. I then made my way into my Gelp
machine (the Gelp machine allows you to travel to any
location in the universe) and set off on the real adventure.


First of all I stopped off on a quaint little planet known
only as "Qk". A lovely place, unfortunately I could not stay
long as I had to declare a war and then get the hell out of
there. I have taken a few photograpes on my Digital Jamera,
which I am now sending to your v-mail address.

The next stop was the ghost planet "Yeldge". Yeldge is very
peculiar as it actually only has one dimension and therefore
you have to go through quite a docking process to make it
possible for you to exist in this ghoulish place. I was on
this planet collecting some rare ecto plasm, as well as
visting my good friend Applemath. Just before I made my exit
from Yeldge I noticed that I had accidentally started
another war by letting a bee escape from my pocket onto the
planet. The bee's three dimensional existence was too much
for the inhabitants of the planets to bare and they
instantly broke out into permanent war.

My next stop was Poshnu to visit Captain Noll in his good
ship Flabberghast. I will now explain the use of the errands
I had ran:

Pushing people into ponds: This makes the victim emit a high
pitched squeal which I find hilarious

Making animals laugh: For my own fun.

Starting a war on Qk: A selfish reason - the smell that
eminates from the baron wasteland after the war is very
pleasing. If you get a chance be sure to check it out.

Yeldge: The ectoplasm is to be eaten by me; it is delicious.
Starting the war? It was not really an accident, of course.
Watching that bee cause such havoc was awesome!

The Flabberghast: It is a rollercoaster.



 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-03-15 11:44 [#01108965]
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Applemath is a good man. I tied his shoe once!


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-03-15 11:45 [#01108969]
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He is dead.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-03-15 11:46 [#01108973]
Points: 27325 Status: Lurker | Followup to horsefactory: #01108969



impossable!!!


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-03-15 11:51 [#01108988]
Points: 16280 Status: Lurker



lol


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-03-15 11:51 [#01108989]
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nothing is funny about the death of applemath!!!


 


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