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loo = english for toilet paper not to be mixed up with J.Lo <-- note J.Lo only uses one o, while loo uses two o's. Now tell me the facts that you know, but isn't that very common to the regular dude. |
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Here I lie in stinky vapor, Because some bastard stole the toilet paper, Shall I lie, or shall I linger, Or shall I be forced to use my finger. |
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number 2 |
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sorry, that's wrong loo means the actual toilet loo roll means toilet paper |
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Here I sit What a caper I have to shit But I'm out of paper |
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Beat me to it |
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I, aswell as many other swedish men, am known as the "man with 10-fingers". having more than 8 fingers is common in Sweden. |
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Savannah submitted the following question: Who invented toilet paper? EngineerGirl replied: What an interesting question! Apesexia McFarlane submitted the following question: What time is it in England now if I live in America but connect to a server in Australia? EngineerGirl replied: OMG WHAT AN INTERESTING QUESTION? |
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I came here To shit and stink, But all I do Is sit and think. |
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my fave is MC Pitman Pitman is 'ere Get me a pint of bitter. Need to have a crap (hey) Head for the shitter! |
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ah! ok! that's something I didn't know. |
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lol |
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Some come here to sit and think, Some come here to shit and stink, But I come here to scratch my balls, And read the bullshit on the walls. |
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yeppers, there are other names for the toilet here, ones i knnow of being the bog shitter crapper jobby seat johnson |
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These are the questions that's been asked: Can the space station fall? Is engineering for me? What's it like? What does it take? Who invented toilet paper? the last question doesn't really blend in with the other, does it? |
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Here I sit broken hearted, paid a dime and only farted, next time I'll take a chance, save my dime and shit my pants. |
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They paint these walls to stop my pen, but Dolleater has struck again! |
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I thought a "johnson" was a guy's penis. Like "how's your johnson" would mean "how's your potency (or penis or something"). That's NEWS to me! |
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Impotency is nature's way of saying "No hard feelings." |
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lol, well i might be wrong, but i'm sure i've heard someone say "i'm going to the johnson" in context of using the shitter or i could be totally wrong! lol |
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perhaps there was someone waiting at the shitter with a hard cock, that the person saying "I'm going to the johnson" was refering to, and wanted to slide down on. like a pole. |
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hahaha lol slide down on like a pole....... i dunno, and now to be honest i don't really think i wanna know! anyways, referring to the toilet as the bog is quite common around here |
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