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Hello sir. Find yourself with neck strain because you are constantly searching for enemies? Driven mad because every time you look no one is there, but you have to look again anyway to be safe? Well, Zeph industries inc. has the perfect solution for you. As you can see by the demonstration, our new radar avatars are the perfect way to ensure that you get the drop on ALL enemies, and in 360 degrees! Now you never have to stop in mid sentence to look behind you, or in any direction for that matter. It's the perfect way to enter the digital age of enemy detection! All of our radar systems are remote operated by horses so you know you are in good hands at all times. Priced to sell, these radar's are hot hot hot! So how many can I put you down for today, sir? Zeph Industries Inc.: because anything else is just a horse with only limited field of view and range of sight and lacking digital stuff that you know your friends will think is cool. |
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technology will never replace a trusty horse!! |
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no but a nanotech-augmented horse will. |
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oh really? the automobile. I rest my case. |
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nuh uh! |
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nanotech horses are better than cars if you have a super hero complex |
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id take a horse over a car anyday, cuz if you break down in the middle of nowhere, you can always eat the horse to live. |
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or (if you get human eating horse) horse will eat you. |
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what if your enemy uses stealth technology? |
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thats why i couldnt see you@ |
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see who? I'm not here... |
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thats why you have the nano-augement horse. duh. |
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when is the IPO being issued? |
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well if your enemy uses stealth technology you aren't going to see them with just your bare eyes anyway... besides, that's why we offer the '5uP4 1337 5t34lth M0du13' for only $9999.99 extra. |
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yeah, and then afterwards you are still stranded in the middle of nowhere =p |
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lame |
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wicked. |
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A horse would see them with its bare eyes if they w ere using stealth. You can never fool a horse. |
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BAT COUNTRY |
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gay |
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did I mention it detects bats as well? |
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I know! I've already stolen your blueprints! |
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drat |
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