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i think i just died. how can i tell? |
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try jumping off your roof. see if you survive. |
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and if i survive, am i dead? |
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yes |
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yeah you did, cause I'm dead too. |
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*aaaah the army is allmost ready* |
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how did you die? i got bored almost to death, and then some guy who looked much like the guy in manifestevils avatar came in and cut a up a daffodil and sprinkled it on my thigh. then he put an armadillo in the middle of its menstrual cycle on my index finger, and chanted for an hour. then i died. |
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Death by pizza I ate too much |
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The most common cause of death is death. Death by death. You know what I'm saying. |
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I think im death cos I like snares |
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someone once ate death metal, and died from it. |
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i am dead dead sexy that is! |
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*vomits* |
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yeah i was feeling a bit creative that day. |
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circumcision with an anglegrinder makes you dead sexless. |
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"DO IT AGAIN! DO IT AGAIN!" |
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ok maybe this time i'll swap some items, instead of an armadillo i will use a komodo dragon and instead of daffodils i shall use a brake fluid mixture... |
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..and a enema.. |
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an enema?? i could but the moment you realise that you are about to die your bowels will relax and you will shit yourself anyhow, but hey i'm a nice guy so i'm sure we could work something out. |
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enema + plastic bag? |
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the plastic bag can be mailed to the red cross for safe-keeping. |
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and a plastic bag? your really askin me to work for it now, i wouldn't worry to much about the red cross i keep em busy. |
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i liked dying by your hand. i just want it to be special this time. |
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oh i have some surprises. allways do. |
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yuk what is the matter with you people! |
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nothing. it is YOU there is something wrong with! how can you say those disgusting things!?! |
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says the person who considers harold lovely. |
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maybe you can bring it to bob? or harold? i know you'll like it, bob! |
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eekimsorrypleasedonthurtme |
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haha! |
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Is it nice, warm and hot where you are? ;) That should tell you! |
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