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I don't understand why this creation isn't more well-known... he is as funny as Alan Partridge (to me), and the songs are fantastic! Let's show some appreciation for the one, the only.. mr john shuttleworth! Mary had a little lamb Mary had a little lamb, green beans and new potatoes, I had tuna and sweetcorn flan, we served ourselves – no waiters. Ken plumped for the shepherd’s pie, I said, “Ken, you’re outrageous!” For he had piled his plate sky-high, to eat it took him ages. We had a carafe of sweet white wine, and Ken had a gin and tonic, There was a giraffe for children to climb, ‘though no children were on it. Mary had a little lamb, and that was her big folly, For she was famished when it came to viewing the Sweet Trolley. A substantial main course would have made a sweet unnecessary, As it was she suffered rigor mortis by raspberry. |
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Eggs And Gammon Ken had some eggs and gammon At a restaurant in Rhyll, Then he went with his wife Rhiannon To a campsite on the hill. The night was very windy, ’Though outside it was still. Eggs and gammon, poor Rhiannon, Ken had wind. Eggs and gammon, poor Rhiannon, Ken’s bad wind. They opened up the tent flaps, But the smell it seemed to stay, So they tightened all the guy ropes Just in case they blew away. They saw a daddy long legs Get on his knees and pray. Oh eggs and gammon, poor Rhiannon, Ken had wind. Eggs and gammon, poor Rhiannon, Ken’s bad wind. And in the morning The storm it did subside, Ken went to the doctor’s And some medicine was prescribed. What of the daddy long legs? Well I’m sorry to say he died. Oh eggs and gammon, poor Rhiannon, Ken had wind. Eggs and gammon, poor Rhiannon, Ken’s bad wind. |
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I Imagine this guy with a ukulele |
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tRy a Yamaha keYboard |
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with a ukulele effect? |
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...tO the best of my knOwledge, nO |
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pigeons in flight, i wanna hold you tonight my austin ambasador Y reg Y reg Y reg Mutiny over the Bounty etc |
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