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I don't give a flying fuck about your children. I don't care who they are, where they are, how old they are, or what they are doing. Want me to see pictures of your kids or grandkids? Sure, but hold on while I turn on the paper shredder. What's that? You're selling cookies/candy/raffles/ornaments/prizes/trinkets so little Johnny and Sarah Jane can waste an afternoon at Disneyland? Sure I'll take some candy -- so long as I can smash it in your motherfucking face and retrieve it from your crusty rectum. This is an office where I do important work -- not a goddamn bazaar to peddle the wares of your snotnosed offspring. I don't care how smart you think your kids are. No, your children aren't geniuses. You'll be lucky if your brats move out of your hovel at age 30 -- after they've climbed the ladder to success making change at a gas station. You love your children? Good -- tell it to someone who gives a shit. Keep your motherfucking brats out of movie theaters and restaurants. Seriously, no one wants the living incarnation of your seed disturbing our shows and meals, spreading viruses and bacteria with every goddamn thing they touch. You need a night out? Fine -- hire someone else's fucking brat to watch yours, you cheap piece of filth. No, I don't want to pay more in taxes to send your pathetic pieces of dopeshit to school. Oh, you want "more resources"? Better "facilities"? Better student-teacher "ratios"? Well la-de-fucking-da: why don't you FUCKING PAY FOR IT. If you're not catching my drift, let me make it clear: I don't want to throw my money away educating your third-rate douchebag of a kid so he or she can wash my car on the weekend. You gave birth to it, you pay for it. Your children are our future? Fuck the future, fuck your kids, and fuck you. |
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i didnt read any of that! wooooooooo! |
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i got bored halfway thru, and i dont have kids anyways. im moving out come hischool grad, so nuts to you |
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i scrolled down a bit quicker than usual, saw "FUCK" and "KIDS" and thought oh man.....he's one of those. |
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they dont take t kindly to guys like you in prison round here. |
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maddox wannabe |
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I hate kids too... and who cares if he's a maddox wannabe (not saying you are monoid, to be truthful I didn't even read most of your post), maddox is the fucking man and I want him to have my children, even though I would hate said children. |
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I hate kids as well! But what can you do? Nothing |
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we could kill all the children...? |
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ahhhhhhhh whadyagonnado |
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Befriend a childkiller |
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I preferred Befriend a Childkiller Remix personally |
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What a completely boring thread. Monoid you tried so i'll give you that but you've done better in the past. I think you are losing your touch and your are trying to hard to be a gimmicky poster. Ditch the gimmick and just be yourself. As time goes on your posts reflect that you are running out of ideas. You seem to lack creativity and you are relying on "shock topics". I am disappointed in your lack of creativity. Please next time put some careful thought into it and make it work! Thanks Signed Virgins |
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that was aan average display of oh-so-detached-holier-than-thou cynicism. next! |
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I have to agree, I tend to hate kids too. I fucking hate it when little bastard fucking kids run around in theaters and squirm in their chairs, and fucking talk constantly. It also pisses me off when kids get up, run around, and start crawling uderneath the table in a restaurant. |
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You wanna know what really pisses me off, is when stupid fuckhead shitty parents take their kids into and R rated movie, its bad enough I have to sit through Little Nemo with a bunch of little bastards, do I need to sit throught Hannibal with them too?? FUCK NO!!! |
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boo fucking hoo |
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That must be one dodgy cinema letting kids in to see Hannibal. |
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as long as parents are there, they dont give a fuck, its all just money to them. |
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blame the parents |
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ill tell you what i hate about theatres. its not the little kids kicking my seat, or talking. its people in general, eating their popcorn, theirs jaws snapping the corn, sipping their pop, slurping the end of the cup, digging into their ruffled bags. right behind you. FOOD should be banned from theatres |
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oh here we go. people who 'hate' children. *rolls eyes* |
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DAMN FUCKING RIGHT I would executing every fucking cinema eater in a heart-beat |
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That's me dead then. |
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george carlin did this one well. maddox perfected it. fuckin' poser. |
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I hate it just as much, if not more, than you two, because I'm the one who has to clean that shit up. I work at a 20 screen AMC theatre. |
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I agree with that Gwely, what is it with people who feel the need to stuff their face with greasy popcorn in a theater? Having a drink isn't so bad though. |
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Hey Zephyr, do you ever get fuckers who dump pop on the seats and shit like that? |
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all the time man, like every shift pretty much.. luckily I don't have to work as an Usher all the time, which are the ones in charge of seating and cleaning the theatres. |
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I'm not talking about a little bit, I mean like dumping a bunch purposly just so some unsuspecting person can sit down a get wet. |
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shit man, i feel your pain. i used to be an usher at a thirteen screen theater, and it was busy as hell, all the time. the only perk was that i saw movies before they came out. otherwise i had to deal with fatasses leaving their trash behind even though there was a trash can three feet away, just so they could make it more difficult for me to clean the theater up. that job sucked. |
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well I don't know if it's intentional, but yes we do find large spills on the seats.. more prevalent are nacho cheese and popcorn oil, though. =S |
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dude, I feel a strange kinship with you now haha... we've seen hell first hand. :D |
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yes. but have you worked the concessions? the horror. the horror |
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when i first started there, I worked nothing BUT concession for 2 months. Believe me, I know.... |
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"You love your children? Good -- tell it to someone who gives a shit. " you hate our children? good tell it to someone who gives a shit. |
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that was aan average display of oh-so-detached-holier-than-thou cynicism. Not really close. you see it has become quite clear that a large percentage of his previous threads (spanning back months) have been the same in the sence that they are all negitively based. I was merely pointing out the obvious. Also i think he could have been more creative with this thread. That is an opinionated statement. As i stated earlier (with no offense to you mate) you weren't even close... i dont hold myself in higher regards than others. ;) |
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and still the best |
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is there anything you really like? |
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Shit topics? |
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bahhhahahah! |
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god you're a bitter little man aren't you? thank god you can't get any sex. loser. |
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Shall I tell you what does my head in about children? That there are 6 "children and parent" parking spaces at my local leisure centre. Children aren't even allowed to go into the gym or squash courts and the times when I go to the pool, they should be in school. I end up having to park round the back where the car is far more likely to get broken into, not to mention it's a pain to walk if it's raining. Same thing with supermarkets. Birth control exists for a reason; you have kids, your problem. |
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Thats gonna change also, they'll be allowed in the pool whenever they like, if what was in the local news this week is allowed. They were complaining about the amount of time they are restricted to. So they'll just chop down the pool size with roping, and the ones that are serious for swimming with end up in narrow lanes ;) heheheh |
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No, they are allowed in the pool when they like, that's my problem. They should be in school on school days, if they're ill, they shouldn't be swimming. There never are kids in the pool when I go, that's why I have a problem with parking spaces being reserved for them. |
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Get over it! :P Welcome to society - just adapt! Hehhe |
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I don't have a problem with kids really, it's bad parents that enrage me. |
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You look like a fairly built guy or in shape at least.... if you see bad parents you should inform them to "shape up there parenting or get theyre face shaped up! If ya know what i mean" I really get off on talking shit to fucks like that |
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pure class |
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nah, Ceri is way too nice for that. ;) |
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