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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-01-23 05:28 [#01045470]
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question: what does a dutch word which is pronounced "kalufsborsjt" mean?
In context (i've managed to understand the rest of the sentence with common sense, but i don't know what kalufsborsjt is.. probably because it is food or something... i will write the rest of it in English, as I don't know how to spell the words in dutch)
"then, I looked at the menu, and it said 'kalufborsjt.' now, you may think to yourselves: 'nooo, kalufsborsjt'"
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Erronous
from Netherlands, The on 2004-01-23 05:32 [#01045475]
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kalfsborst!
the chest of a young cow, something like that?
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-01-23 05:39 [#01045484]
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ahaaa...
that makes it even MORE stupid! HAHA!
some norwegian comedians have a show where they use a dutch voiceover from some old dutch comedian while they do cool stuff.. it's hard to explain. check it:
1: Go to
2: Click the link on the left that says: "Lyd og Video".. the link is bold.
3: A site will open, and a window will pop up. The popup will check your internet-speed, and then give you a list of programs to the left.
4: scroll all the way down, and click numer 4 from the bottom, "Team Antonsen."
5: open all the "+" thingies, and look for all the places where it says "Nederlandsk komiker."
6: Click and enjoy.
This is just as funny even if you don't understand norwegian or dutch.
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-01-23 05:40 [#01045487]
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whoops. just click it all. forgot to close the a.
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-crazone
from smashing acid over and over on 2004-01-23 05:45 [#01045494]
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my internet explorer is fucked up it cannot open other windows, but kalfsborst is indeed the chest of a young cow, my felllow dutchmen errornous is right about that
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snAre
from .oO Ghent Oo. (Belgium) on 2004-01-23 05:46 [#01045499]
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Seems like you've to be registered to see that movie... no?
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-01-23 05:47 [#01045501]
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cow-chest.. hehe... strange comedian. maybe if someone manages to see the video, they can tell me what the joke REALLY is...
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-01-23 05:49 [#01045503]
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user: plomme@registerednurses.com pass: cetrepo
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Co-existence
from Bergen (Norway) on 2004-01-23 05:56 [#01045508]
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I love Team Antonsen and I've really been wondering about that dutch skit as well. Nice initiative, Mastah!
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-01-23 06:14 [#01045531]
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yeah. hope someone dutch will watch it and tell us what it means!
(there are several of the "nederlandsk komiker" skits... watch them all!!)
Team antonsen er mye bedre nå enn når det startet!
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Co-existence
from Bergen (Norway) on 2004-01-23 06:20 [#01045538]
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Definitivt!
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goDel
from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2004-01-23 06:23 [#01045540]
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its what Erronous said; the meat which the comedian is giving a footmassage. besides that, his act's got nothig to do with the dutch text as far as i can tell (connection wasnt that good)
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goDel
from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2004-01-23 06:23 [#01045541]
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...my internet connection
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-01-23 06:27 [#01045544]
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yeah.. it is the point of the act. it isn't supposed to have anything to do with the text. but what does the one who is really speaking say?
(you should watch all the skits! there are four or five of them...)
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-01-23 06:43 [#01045572]
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nobody feels like translating?
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goDel
from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2004-01-23 06:43 [#01045573]
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in short: he tells that he prefers singing in dutch over english or french and asks himself why one would sing in another language. with food, he argues, its a whole different story: a good diner is supposed to be french - a menu already tatses better when it is written in french (he compares the french and dutch word for "kalfsborst" [in dutch its rather straightforward and doesnt sound very tasty]
then he starts to sing a typical oldfashioned traditional dutch (folk)song (nothing to do with with the kalfsborst) and i dont want to bother you with its translation, because it just goes nowhere (which is probably his point)
its famous dutch selfmockery, i guess
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-01-23 06:45 [#01045577]
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hahahha! this makes the bit EVEN BETTER! have you seen all the versions of it?
("og.. hvordan kom kuk inn i systemet?")
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goDel
from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2004-01-23 06:46 [#01045580]
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no, not yet...
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goDel
from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2004-01-23 06:58 [#01045601]
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:D
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-01-23 07:04 [#01045612]
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haha.. which one did you like best? i like the "shaving"
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goDel
from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2004-01-23 12:24 [#01046061]
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yeah the "shaving" one is good. i could only find three clips though, and the third one only gave sound. it works best when the diff. clips are viewed after eachother, i think; the repeating of the same tape with completely diff interpretations is hilarious...as far as i can tell
:)
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The_Funkmaster
from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-01-23 23:00 [#01046583]
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Canadian women are better looking then Dutch women, I swear!!
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goDel
from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2004-01-24 01:27 [#01046620]
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*moves to canada*
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nlogax
from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2004-01-24 02:01 [#01046624]
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kuk i computeren? hehe
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2004-01-24 11:35 [#01046922]
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kut in computeren?
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-crazone
from smashing acid over and over on 2004-01-24 11:41 [#01046929]
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computerkutjes
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2004-01-24 11:42 [#01046931]
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he bah
even de vismarkt luchten..?
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eXXailon
from purgatory on 2004-01-24 11:45 [#01046934]
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doe niet zo kut, man
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-crazone
from smashing acid over and over on 2004-01-24 11:49 [#01046937]
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no i won't
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-01-26 03:06 [#01048947]
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nei, nei, nei. kuk i computeren. skjønner dere ingenting, dere? nå skal jeg forklare: det var kuk i computeren.
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