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I first read that as "post-erotic stories", like a kind of new genre, erotic stories that are beyond the normal erotic or something.. neo-eroticism.. |
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i read "post-erotic" as having a cigarette and falling asleep |
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post erotic: when you realize youve made someone pregnant? |
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Nigga please!! |
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and so grunting zeus ejaculated three pounds of roast beef on the exercycle the end |
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*looks for the 'close topic' button he doesn't have* |
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EROTIC ZEUS II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO theme music: windowlicker opening shot: Jedi Chris wanders into the gym with a loaf of rye bread and mustard camera pans over gym, comes to rest on roast beef covered exercycle, zooms in... |
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ah, a visionary |
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continue.... |
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ZEUS appears in doorway wearing a towel, holding a gallon jar of pickles against his chest [c'mon help me out here - where can I go with that premise?] [I mean, where can I go that won't get me B7] |
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go on... |
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COOOME ON, YOU SISSY!!! FINISH US OFF!! |
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erotica....erotica.... |
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and proceeds to force the entire jar into jedi chris's ass |
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pickles!! |
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let's push over Zeus.. um.. who's all naked.. and oiled.. and what's that sticking out..? OOOH!! maybe we'd better RUN AWAY!! RUN AWAY!!! |
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i dont think i was talking to you... i want the visionary's version fleetmouse? go on... |
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OMG IS IT THE CHETSBUSTER FOM ALIENS |
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zeus was tied down, waiting for his mistress, unfortunately she didn't show up |
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And then they get dressed and go out to a club and meet some hot chicks and then they fuck the hot chicks the end |
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It was as I was fastening the choke collar around the scrawny neck of zeus when I first became aware of my growing erection. I attached the electrodes to the shock mechanism of the collar, the ones that would deliver a hefty shock every time he tried to speak. Lovingly, I checked the wrist restraints one more time to make sure there would be no escape. Then I threw the bucket of ice water on zeus's bony form. he regained conciousness and tried to snap out an angry accusation, only to be abruptly shovked into silence by the shock collar. Standing before him in my assless leather chaps, I stroked my gravedigger with one hand and hefted the lead-weighted whip in the other... |
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HEY!! I WANT FLEET'S AROUSING STORY, NOT YOUR DERANGED KILLPR0n!!! |
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mmmmmm baby yeah |
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You're stealing livejournal's thunder. |
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...and as the furry wolf bitch whipped zeus into a frenzy, he began to stroke himself gently. She then removed his skin tight leather pants to expose his huge throbbing rod which had burst through his underwear and proceeded to run her hair along his quivering member. Zeus gulped in anticipation at what would come next, at which point the furry bitch began to suck on his giant schlong which at this point was the size of a very large cucumber. He yelped in a quandry of pleasure and pain as she sunk her sharp canines into his shaft. She didn't peirce the skin, but he definately grew worried as his massive cock began to shrink. She was just far too rough for him and he didn't want to play anymore, but she got the handjive on and pumped him back up to full size. The wolf woman then pulled him to the ground and started to play with his gigantic cohones while she got on top of him. She then slipped his dick into her pussy and began to writhe with pleasure on top of him. Zeus, nearly at the point of ejaculation let out a loud, earth shaking howl and pulled out just in time. The wolf bitch was disappointed at this, and she yelled "I'll finish you off one way or another!", then she rolled over to him and planted his goober into her ass and pounded on him until he could stand it no more. He pulled out again, but thiss time it was too late. He exploded a humungous load from the end of his jackhammer which sprayed onto the wall in front of them. Then Zeus, drained of all his power, died in the middle of the room, and the furry bitch laughed and said: "Told you so!" |
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once upon a time, there was a man called Zeus and he had sex but not with Monoid. THE END. |
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.....i can't believe people are really answering this seriously?!!! o_O (i'm not even bothering reading) |
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Oi, only i'm allowed to steal my thunder |
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and that was some big thunder there pal |
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this would be much more successful if it were 'post erotic stories where knobcheese's avatar is the center of lust'. |
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best thread idea ever |
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zeus shaves his pubes |
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i simply don't get enough credit around here. |
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It makes me weep |
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hey you guys that link works incase you want to add it to your favorites like i have |
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boogie down bronx (remix by gescom) |
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ManParish....? |
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I can't help but get the feeling people think that Zeus isn't a playa. I think this is untrue. For last night, he swore to me he'd laid more chicks than Mother Goose. |
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ah at least someone appreciates the effort i put in. |
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erm ... and? |
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what you want furry bitch to clean up |
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well, it would seem he at least has a good chance to get into your pants. |
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death by sex is how i want to go. |
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Why is this thread a bright red? |
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cos its good |
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i was worried, for a minute there, that this thread was gonna die... |
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people are taking too long to read my story and not posting after cos they need to change pants. |
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tight |
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