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I was laying in the bathtub imagining I was having sex with this girl that I know in real life. I was picturing her face and this was quiet nice. When I climaxed I said something to her while looking into her eyes. I said "it puts the lotion in the basket." I said this with a straight face and not a hint of a smile. I blame this on you people! I've only seen that movie once a long long time ago. Its you people who put that into my head. |
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wow. just......wow... |
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what are you talking about? what movie? |
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worth a thread. really. |
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I don't understand what this means |
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it puts the lotion in the basket very good quote silence of the lambs |
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ROTFLMAO.... thats from Silence of the Lambs right? |
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meanwhile i was fucking hell out of her in real life asking her to, and i quote, "tell a nigga what he do to the pussy" |
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you wank in the bathtub? |
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i don't see good future for this thread |
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apparently so, must be good for his complexion |
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i guess he was putting the lotion in the basket |
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yeah....and what kind of lotion.... |
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damn steve buscemi is creepy |
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"I was laying in the bathtub imagining I was having sex... " Now why doesn't that surprise me? |
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does 'this girl you know in real life' happen to be more wellknown under the 'tubgirl' alias? |
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jerking off in the tub is the best, no cleanup, and you're already naked |
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it gets all gunked up and stuck in the drain. ugh, never. |
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o_O you sick person... it scares me. |
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yeah, jerking off in the bathtub is the same as pissing in the bathtub... Eeeewwww!! |
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yeah, cuz urine and seminal fluids is the exact same thing not |
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dude, something is definately wrong with you. just jerk off into the kitchen sink like everybody else. |
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hehe, well I really meant that it's gross cause you're releasing bodily fluid into water that you're washing in... but I guess it can be argued that bathing in general is gross, cause you're sitting in your filth... I always shower when I want to clean, and bathe when I want to relax! :) |
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you should have used this: (taken from the ""-topic) |
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Posh wank? No thanks! |
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PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET !!!!!1 heh classic moment in flim history. i need wavs of that sequence. im also looking for some fatal attraction wavs , the part when douglas is listening to those creepy tapes glenn close recorded for him .... THERES A PART OF YOU GROWING INSIDE OF ME AND THATS A FACT AND YOURE < YOURE JUST GONNA HAVE TO LEARN HOW TO DEAL WITH IT heh hey mclovely is that the steve buscemi character from escape from LA ? |
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"I always shower when I want to clean, and bathe when I want to relax! :)" > japanese style? : ) (they always shower to wash themselves, then take a hot bath to relax) i don't know, i do not find it that disgusting to jerk off in the bath... well it is dirty, yes, but... *shrugs* i find it more disgusting/creepy/something to think of someone you know in real life while you're jerking off, i don't know it's like... you'd virtually rape her in a dream... or something like that. (but of course that's only me, it's probably normal : )) |
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I'd probably find it more fulfilling to slit my wrists in the bath and slowly bleed to death, but that's just me, so it's probably abnormal. |
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hahaha thats disturbing bathroom masturbation is GOOD masturbation |
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I would've thought the shower'd be better for girls, that's what my girl says anyway... |
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It's true, laying on bed is also great but shower masturbation is GOOD. especially is you let the water going into the tub splash inbetween your legs-you definetly get off on that. |
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hehe, i also think that when it comes to fantasizing about people you know, you should ask permission first, then it should be alright |
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well I always take a shower after taking a bath, its not filthy at all you weirdos |
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i like smoking a bowl while i take a bath oh yeah p.s. alfredpmclovely is dope |
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And maphive, the buscemi pic there is from Escape From LA. |
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Uh?!?..... dumb |
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i only fantasize about people i know. myself. |
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Wanking in the bath-tub is very unconfortable, its too damn hard! |
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How do you figure? Just stretch out in a nice tub of warm water and get to it. |
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Oh, in water? I thought you meant in an empty tub... |
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have you guys ever met aleczandah? i think he'd be right at home here. |
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he was here... think he got banned or something! |
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please never say that again. he was here for about 30 seconds and it was the WORST 30 seconds of all of our lives. |
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hahaha aleczandah is dead. hasnt been around anywhere for ages. |
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and nobody has noticed for good reason. |
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wait, weren't you the one putting your lotion in her basket? the bath is my favorite place to jack it; it's so relaxing, and the water is so sensual. |
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