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My Mother is Land's End to John O'Groats and my Father is the sum of all the legroom on a national express coach. As my mother has no womb, I was fertilized in a glove box. As my father is a volume or air, he has no testes, hence I was simply poured into the glove box. In effect, I was a wallaby, except my mother was not a kangaroo; the glove box I was formed within was similar to a pouch in that I was inside it for nine months. Other than that the car did not resemble a marsupial. |
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It started off well, but as soon as you started talking about kangaroos it got worse and worse. 7/10 |
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i've got 99 problems but a bitch aint one |
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agreed. |
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though i do feel that 7/10 is generous. very generous. |
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I think it fell apart around "My Mother..." |
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generous like my dick in your mouth |
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haha. yes. roygbivcore.. no.. god, no.. why do you always have to lower the tone like that? |
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