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offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2003-12-23 23:55 [#01003822]
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Ok, I honestly don't know how this night turned out to be
so godawful shitty, but here is the run down as of 1:36 AM
EST. I got off from work at around 11:20.. After proceeding
to my friend Brook and Beau's house, we wait there for a
little while then go to to Walmart. On the way, we stop and
smoke 1 bowl of weed, which happened to be the last of the
sack we had. After leaving the smoke spot, (and this is
where the explosive diarrhea shit hits the fan) I happen to
be driving through a very empty part of a shitty area of
town, with seriously nothing but old rundown warehouses,
when I casually run a stop sign going 25mph (the speed
limit) and there happens to be a cop just waiting there..
Well apparently the police have been multiplying or the
street isn't as empty as I thought (or both), but my friends
and I definately got pulled over, definately had the
pleasure of smashing ALL of our pieces/pipes (because we
happened to be getting rid of them, ((or should I say a
better place to hide them)), they were in the trunk of my
car) with a tire iron while the cops watched with joy. If
that bowl hadn't happened to be our last one, we would have
been arrested for possession, but miraculously we were (as
far as I can tell at this point) let off with no charges of
even paraphenalia. (the cops did say it was
christmas). Afterwords the car was left to be picked up
tomorrow, and my dad drove me home in the van. Of course on
the way home, he had to try his whole christianity schpiel
(i'm athiest) about God's hand reaching down and touching my
life or something like that...

All in all I am VERY grateful for the christmas spirit, but
my analrape-survival tonight came at a price. I feel pretty
fucking shitty right now, I mean I got my and my friends
pieces smashed, I ran a stop sign (could have hit someone
((wait no I couldn't, that area was DEAD EMPTY)). At any
rate, I guess this just marks and end to my smoking days..
at least for a very long time. It may be for the best
though.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2003-12-24 00:11 [#01003825]
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Oh and I forgot to mention, my dad now wants to get me up at
like probably 5 or 6 tomorrow to go into his work with him..
and I'm working from 6-11. Well, he can just suck a dick
cuz there is no way I am getting up in 4 hours.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2003-12-24 00:19 [#01003828]
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You drive when you are stoned? Man fuck you. You are worse
than Hitler.

OK I accept that shit can be fun but think of what would
happen if you dented your car by hitting someone? Have you
got any idea how much it costs to have the bodywork of a car
repaired these days???

Shit I just can't beleive the youth of today.


 

offline steve from chicago on 2003-12-24 00:21 [#01003830]
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Did your Dad say anything like that stop sign was a sign
from God and since you passed it that is why all hell broke
loose? If he didn't then he should have. I hate when people
aren't creative when preaching their religion.


 

offline Jazembo from The Earth ball on 2003-12-24 01:34 [#01003860]
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pah! you think you had a shitty day, i just ran out of bog
roll !


 

offline nanotech from Sukavasti Amitaba Pureland (United States) on 2003-12-24 02:37 [#01003902]
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buy your friends new pieces for x-mas!!!!

then smoke za piece pipe to rejoyce!!!

seriously.

to bad about your dad; but i've been there myself. was this
"hand of god" speach along the lines of god having to remind
you that he's there, so he has to create major afflections
of suffering in your life?


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2003-12-24 06:53 [#01004098]
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organized religions love pulling that 'guilt trip' bullshit.
They want you to sink down to their level so they dont feel
as bad.


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2003-12-24 12:11 [#01004442]
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i frequently drive stoned. when i was in college, i used to
drive on LSD. that is a fucking adventure let me tell you.


but all the dents on my car came from driving drunk, not
stoned.



 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2003-12-24 12:15 [#01004452]
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one time, i was on about 5 hits of LSD with a friend and we
drove down to the Seattle Center to watch a laser show. We
showed up late and had to wait around for a couple hours for
the next show to start (pink floyd's the wall). we were
sitting on the sidewalk, tripping ballz, and this cop walked
up to us.

we were like "oh shit, we're nabbed."

but the cop says to us, "you two have been sitting here so
quietly... do you like laser shows?"

"umm, yes. yes i do," i replied to him in a very nervous
tone, avoiding eye contact.

The cop replied, "well this next laser show is on me!" and
he handed us two free passes to the laser show.

I was so taken off guard, i almost cried which drew a funny
look from the cop. but it was the sweetest laser show i've
ever seen because of it.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2003-12-24 12:16 [#01004457]
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driving stoned is nothing. i did it for 4 years and never
had one problem. We even got so comfortable that we could
hit bongs and drive. I mean thats what knees are for!

Sorry about your shitty night.


 

offline corticalstim from Canada on 2003-12-24 13:58 [#01004546]
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haahha that is the greatest story ive heard in a long time
:D


 

offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2003-12-24 14:05 [#01004551]
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same asme virg.


 

offline kochlear from aud-stim.com on 2003-12-24 14:11 [#01004552]
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seriously, i drive stoned practically every day. kids these
days are really shitty drivers i guess.


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2003-12-24 14:11 [#01004553]
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uh


 

offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2003-12-24 14:13 [#01004554]
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you deserve everything thats happened to you.

my friend was badly injured from someone driving under
influence of drugs.



 

offline kochlear from aud-stim.com on 2003-12-24 14:23 [#01004559]
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"drugs" being marijuana? there's a HUGE difference between
that and every other drug, especially alcohol.


 

offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2003-12-24 14:27 [#01004563]
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it was marijuanna



 

offline kochlear from aud-stim.com on 2003-12-24 14:31 [#01004565]
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well then i have no choice but to reinforce my "kids these
days are really shitty drivers i guess" statement.


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2003-12-24 14:31 [#01004566]
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my grandmother died from a car accident caused by the other
driver eating a hamburger while driving.

we need to stop all these drivers who are under the
influence of beef.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2003-12-24 14:55 [#01004612]
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I'm not saying I don't deserve everything I get... but like
I said, the stop sign I ran was in a very quiet, unused run
down part of town. The fact that the cop just happened to be
watching THAT stopsign is just fate/karma or whatever I
guess. The point is, me getting in trouble had
nothing to do with me not being in control or
something like that. I purposefully ran the stopsign
thinking nothing would really become of the illegal act. I
guess if anything I'm guilty of being to confident in that
respect.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2003-12-24 14:55 [#01004614]
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christ, the italics was supposed to be on nothing...


 

offline kochlear from aud-stim.com on 2003-12-24 14:59 [#01004619]
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my mom's car got hit by someone driving using their HANDS!
from now on, the road belongs to parapalegics ONLY!


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2003-12-24 15:06 [#01004630]
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I know man, we've been there too (with the knees and all).
All I can say is just be careful man, my life almost changed
for the very very bad last night if they cops hadn't shown
mercy on me.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2003-12-24 15:09 [#01004638]
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Well I'm definately replacing my friend's brand new (he got
it 2 days ago) 60 dollar Dichroic pipe, although they dont
expect me to replace any of them. As for hittin the peace
pipe, I think I need to take a brake for a little while from
the ganja... take some time off to figure out if it really
is worth risking my scholarships/future for.


 

offline hepburnenthorpe from sydney (Australia) on 2003-12-24 15:35 [#01004705]
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no one gets busted for a little bit of dope. settle yourself
down a bit. maybe you over reacting a bit.

besides, you have no come back. a stop sign is a stop sign.
not that hard to understand really.


 

offline kochlear from aud-stim.com on 2003-12-24 15:37 [#01004711]
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dichroic is SOooo pretty.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2003-12-24 22:35 [#01004976]
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I'm not trying to have a "comeback." All I was saying is
that of all the illegal things I've done, the one that
brings me down is a stopsign that I purposefully ran...


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2003-12-24 22:36 [#01004977]
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Yeah it is, and the one I had to smash was really beautiful
blue/green/purple dichroic... =/


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2003-12-24 22:39 [#01004978]
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what does dichroic mean?


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2003-12-24 22:42 [#01004982]
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I'm not sure exactly how it is created, but it is basically
shiny/metallic material blown within the glass.. makes for
some really beautiful glasswork!


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2003-12-24 22:44 [#01004984]
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interesting...
i wish i knew how to blow glass.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2003-12-24 22:46 [#01004986]
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As do I! We were supposed to take a field trip to a
glassblowing workshop in my art class last semester but
unfortunately that fell through. =(


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2003-12-24 22:48 [#01004989]
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what the fuck? you cant stop for a stop sign? you cant take
2 seconds out of your life for that shit? seriously, it
doesn't matter where i'm going or how late i am or what time
it is or where i am, i still stop. i dont need to:

hit some dumbass in the road
get hit by some dumbass who also ran a sign
get pulled over for something as stupid as running a stop
sign.


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2003-12-24 22:49 [#01004990]
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really my point is: YOU GOT PULLED OVER FOR SOMETHING AS
STUPID AS RUNNING A SIGN, SOMETHING THAT WOULD'VE COST YOU A
FEW SECONDS HAD YOU STOPPED.


 

offline oxygenfad from www.oxygenfad.com (Canada) on 2003-12-24 22:53 [#01004994]
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Driving stoned is like playing ridge racer


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2003-12-24 22:57 [#01004998]
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fuck no! everything goes by WAAAY too slow for me.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2003-12-25 10:44 [#01005295]
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i hear ya though! One minute everything is cool and your
geekin out in the car which was probably so domed out you
couldn't see. Then the next minute you got munchies so bad
you explain how you want some "flap jacks" and then everyone
laughs continuously for 8 hours because you chose the word
"flap jacks". Then you get pulled over.

I am extra careful around here as are my friends and we have
certain routes we take and certain spots. The cops here are
lethal. We avoid them at all costs and we are extra careful
not to disobey any traffic rules.

Smoking at a set location is where it's at.



 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2003-12-25 13:14 [#01005401]
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Yeah, I know, it really was retarded for me to run it and I
paid the price. The point is I assumed that no one would be
there... and when you make an assumption, you make an ass
out of yourself, and "umption".

>virg: yeah they're cracking down here too.. usually we have
set smoking spots and actually we were at one of them (the
reason its a usual spot is because the area is so EMPTY),
but there just happened to be a cop there this time.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2003-12-25 13:17 [#01005405]
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I don't even mind so much that we got pulled over, I just
wish I wasn't grounded for the rest of Christmas break (my
dad took it pretty well, but not well enough to let me off
the hook). There are plenty of things to do at my houst to
pass the time, but I'm missing out on hanging with friends
that I rarely see... I wish my dad would just find another
way to punish me, like taking my car (it's his anyway, not
like I'll have it next semester at school, and in the mean
time I know my friends would hook me up with rides.) fuck.


 


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