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Let's share some funny personal stories. Preferably personal to you, but things that have happened to close friends / relatives count aswell. share and enjoy |
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i touched a piece of poo once. it was at the bottom of a swimming pool and mistook it for a rock. |
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haha. nice start. I could have told that story myself. An old friend of mine did the same thing (but he mistook it for a stick - what shit looks like a rock anyway?). |
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I dunno, the one i picked up looked like a dark brown rock. It was perfectly round so I though "sure i'll go for it", little did know.... |
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one time at band camp i stuck a trumpet in my pussy. |
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i've never tried playing one that way. |
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how's that for tooting your own horn? hiyyyooooooooo |
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watching me drop things makes for funny stories. |
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i dont really have a pussy. stop giving me attention. |
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me and my friends were really high and paranoid and thought a star was a police helicopter searchlight on us. |
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one time when i was little i was running over wet grass and slipped on a pile of shit and landed square on my back on the shit. it was shitty. |
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one time i got possesed by an evil jinn and fell to the ground gasping in convulsions then a bird flew over me and shit in my mouth |
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i was that bird. how i became that bird is my funny personal story, but i refuse to tell it. (IT INVOLVED EATING OFF A PLATE THAT WAS NOT MINE.) |
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Some fucker ate off my plate when I had dinner a couple of summers ago. I turned him into a bird and let my cat chase him. I laughed when they tore him to pieces, but then I felt guilty and healed him. He was still a bird though, and remained so for 2-3 days. |
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wo seckle |
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From grade 6 to grade 12 my parents drove a pink car. It fucking sucked getting drives to school in that thing lol. |
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I used to be a waiter at this restaurant a couple of years ago. And one summer, this one dick head customer was giving me a hard time because I tripped and spilled his water. So I put a bunch of laxitives in his plate of food! Hah! |
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Poop is funny! One time, when I was in Denmark, me and my friend were swimming in a pool, and suddenly we noticed that there was lots of poop floating in the pool. We got out and showered for an hour! |
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lol |
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nothin better than bathing in a bunch of shit. |
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so are there any other stories? note : it's not required that the story is related to shit. |
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I once ate a banana in a lewd manner. |
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nasty |
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i can beat that -- this girl that used to work at culver's waaay back in the day took a trip to use the bathroom downstairs...she ran up screaming because she grabbed a piece of shit RIGHT OUT OF THE TOILET that somebody didn't flush down. apparantly she thought it was a chicken tender. why she thought there would be a chicken tender floating in the toilet is beyond me. /: |
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HAHAHAHAH, a chicken tender! That is precious. Why you would even want to eat/touch a chicken tender that was floating in the porcelain pond is also beyond me. One time, my dog was burrowing under the blankets of my dad's bed, and as he was turning around, he stuck his ass right on to my sleeping dad's nose. My dad's account is that he supposedly awoke to his nose being swallowed by a canine asshole. That would SUCK. |
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