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offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-12-21 13:23 [#01000809]
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For the rest of us!


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-12-21 13:29 [#01000816]
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... or do you wankers celebrate xmas?


 

offline viktor from Uppsala (Sweden) on 2003-12-21 13:33 [#01000818]
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hell no / I've put my aluminium pole in the middle of the
living room / doesn't smell / doesn't make a mess / it's
great

hoochy mama / serenity now!


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-12-21 13:39 [#01000824]
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Serenity now!!


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-12-21 13:42 [#01000827]
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time for FEATS OF STRENGTH

George, take your shirt off


 

offline rongEnemy from Atlanta (United States) on 2003-12-21 13:42 [#01000828]
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i forgot what day this comes on


 

offline viktor from Uppsala (Sweden) on 2003-12-21 13:46 [#01000831]
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where is surrounded? / I bet he knows which day we shall
celebrate


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2003-12-21 13:51 [#01000840]
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when do i get to talk about all the times you assholes have
pissed me off!


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-12-21 13:53 [#01000846]
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on xmas eve... before the xmasdinner.
We should celebrate Festivus here at xlt.


 

offline MachineofGod from the land of halo's (United States) on 2003-12-21 13:54 [#01000849]
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happy festivus. what about the feats of strength...whos
gonna fight who first?


 

offline viktor from Uppsala (Sweden) on 2003-12-21 13:58 [#01000858]
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I challenge Key_Secret


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2003-12-21 14:07 [#01000873]
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we will begin with the airing of grievances...

i've got a lot of problems with you people!


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-12-21 14:13 [#01000886]
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yay.


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offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-12-21 14:13 [#01000888]
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ok! How shall we proceed?


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-12-21 14:16 [#01000893]
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ah.


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offline viktor from Uppsala (Sweden) on 2003-12-21 14:20 [#01000901]
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arm wrestling?


 

offline viktor from Uppsala (Sweden) on 2003-12-21 14:23 [#01000906]
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did you make that yourself? / great ad


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-12-21 14:38 [#01000927]
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okay!

But I am certain you will win!
Unless you're really weak.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-12-21 14:40 [#01000932]
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no. typed "festivus pole" in google image search.. and
strangely enough.....


 

offline viktor from Uppsala (Sweden) on 2003-12-21 14:46 [#01000946]
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internet is fantastic / and I'm not that weak, key /
actually I'm pretty good at arm wrestling / so, did I win
round 1?

g'night everybody


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-12-21 14:49 [#01000948]
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why are you tying with these /...
it's kinda hard to read actually ;)

yeah you won round one, well in theory atleast.


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-12-21 14:49 [#01000950]
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tying = typing


 

offline surrounded from it won't be hard anymore to li on 2003-12-21 14:50 [#01000951]
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No! Stop it! It's nothing. It's a stupid holiday my father
invented. It doesn't exist!


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-12-21 14:52 [#01000953]
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I think this episode has one of the funniest - after the
show moments (when the credits are showing);
when Kramer is working at the bagelshop and chewing gum and
dropping it in the dough, and when he's fired he's happy
again :)

haha... that whole episode is so great, one of that season's
best.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-12-21 14:54 [#01000954]
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he has read a Jeff Noon novel.

and it has made him type like a gimp.


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2003-12-21 14:54 [#01000955]
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how dare you make such a quick reply ?
im just now getting used to your 3-4 paragraph explanations


 

offline surrounded from it won't be hard anymore to li on 2003-12-21 15:05 [#01000963]
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"im just now getting used to your 3-4 paragraph
explanations
"

whaha ;-)
Yeah sorry, just trying to make my way back in the 10
thoughest posters list! But i didn't really have anything
else to say about this particular subject. Hm.

"haha... that whole episode is so great, one of that
season's best.
"

Yup :-p
I love the fact that all of a sudden it turns out Kramer did
have a job for all those years.

Elaine: "What were your.. demands?"

Kramer: "Yeah, 5.35 an hour. And that's what they're
paying now.
"

Elaine: "I believe that's the new minimum wage."

Kramer: "Now you know who to thank for that!""

Or george, who invented the Human Fund so he wouldn't have
to buy anyone a proper xmas-gift :-p

George: "Aw, Mr. Kruger, Sir. Merry Christmas!"
(Hands him a card)

Kruger: "Not if you could see our books.. what's
this?
"

George: "The Human Fund."

Kruger: "...whatever."

George: "Exactly."



 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-12-21 15:07 [#01000965]
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hehe yeah!
so many great stories in that episode.
I have it on VHS tape, and I shall watch it (together with
other xmasstuff like "Home alone") when I get back home in
LKPG :)


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-12-21 15:18 [#01000984]
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heheh everybody celebrates it!
(check that girl on tv (2nd pic) looking at them like 'what
the hell??')

haven't seen that episode in a while btw :) it's about time


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-12-21 15:21 [#01000992]
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haha!

and Katie Holmes really looks like you described her;
like "what the hell?"


 

offline surrounded from it won't be hard anymore to li on 2003-12-21 15:25 [#01000998]
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lol!
That's so cool. I wish i could pursuade my family to
celebrate festivus. I'm sure it would make for some
interesting conversation during festivus-dinner... all those
grievances ;-)

Frank: "Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my
son. I reach for the last one they had - but so did another
man. As I rained blows opon him, I realized there had to be
another way!
"

Kramer: "What happened to the doll?"

Frank: "It was destroyed. But out of that, a new holiday
was born. "A Festivus for the rest of us!"
"

Kramer: "That musta been some kind of doll."

Frank: "She was."

Frank: "And at the Festivus dinner, you gather your
family around, and you tell them all the ways they have
disappointed you over the past year.
"

Kramer: "Is there a tree?"

Frank: "No. Instead, there's a pole. It requires no
decoration. I find tinsel distracting.
"

Kramer: "Frank, this new holiday of yours is scratching
me right where I itch!
"

Frank: "Let's do it then! Festivus is back! I'll get the
pole out of the crawl space.
"


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-12-21 15:48 [#01001036]
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hehe...
classic scene...!


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-12-21 15:51 [#01001038]
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also, on the second pic, it looks like a ghost behind the
crowd...


 


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