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offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2003-12-20 16:39 [#00999816]
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as we are on our way to 1 million posts i must warn you
about certain things according to my investigation into
joccoism.

According to old scrolls called the "k_maty scrolls" there
were a series of visions that K_Maty saw. After translating
these from deep ebonics to english this is what we have
found.

1: The 1 million post mark will enable the return of the one
whos name we cannot speak.

2: The one we can not speak will try to over throw the
powers of K_maty and will even kill jocco himself.

3: while trying to attain power 77% of XLT members will
become trapped in a warpzone and will no longer feel the
need to post here

4: There will be a payperview event
Phobiazero vs "that guy whos name i cant say"
and the opener will be
Ophecks vs a bunch of naked girls in a pool full of
icecream



 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2003-12-20 16:40 [#00999818]
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beware of joccoites and tat one whos name i cant say


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-12-20 16:41 [#00999819]
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sounds to me like Ophecks will be happy.


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-12-20 16:41 [#00999820]
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ophecks and the naked girls.... hmmmm

i might order that one.

i mean, i strongly disapprove.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2003-12-20 16:44 [#00999825]
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yeah it seems like this odd marketing gimmick.

I tryed to contact ophecks via singing telegram but he was
not available for comment


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-12-20 16:46 [#00999828]
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although Ophecks's love of naked girls is humungous and
bulging, his singing is crap.


 

offline Refund from Melbourne (Australia) on 2003-12-20 16:46 [#00999830]
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what would you bid of us K_maty?

how may I serve you.

*kneels


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-12-20 16:47 [#00999831]
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hmmm

perhaps his love of nude women is his weakness, when he
should be fighting the REAL enemy.


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-12-20 16:47 [#00999833]
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YES!

where is the horse?!?!?!

we seek your wisdom!!!!

tell us what K_MATY would have us do???


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2003-12-20 16:48 [#00999835]
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It is said that in time the "magical thread of secrets" will
surface. It will reveal secrets of time.

It will then be closed down by a higher up.

This is a sign that these things shall happen


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-12-20 16:50 [#00999836]
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but vp... ive heard tale of a chosen one who will bring the
truth of K_MATY to the masses, so that they may see the
horse speaks wisdom...

how can we know when this chosen one will arise?


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2003-12-20 16:50 [#00999837]
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he was singing in the shower once when we all slept over at
Ceri JC's about 12 years ago. I still remember little Ceri
talking about how one day he wanted to be a mod!

They grow up right before your eyes!


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2003-12-20 16:51 [#00999838]
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the return of the horse from a banished state marks a
movement in a timeshift that will begin the countdown.


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-12-20 16:52 [#00999839]
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when will he return, vp?

we need him now more than ever!!!

the time draws near when the millionth post will be dealt
and the repurcussions will be staggering.

we are not ready... its TOO SOON!!!


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2003-12-20 16:57 [#00999849]
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the horse shall appear after 1 million hits


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-12-20 16:58 [#00999851]
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i humbly await his return and instruction.

FOR K_MATY ONLY!!!


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-12-20 17:00 [#00999855]
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w M w has to take another million hits!?


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-12-20 17:01 [#00999857]
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by midnight, yeah


 

offline Refund from Melbourne (Australia) on 2003-12-20 17:01 [#00999858]
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FOR K_MATY ONLY!!!


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-12-20 17:01 [#00999860]
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DANG!!


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-12-20 17:03 [#00999864]
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qrter: thats what i said... but ian didnt seem to mind it.

kinda shrugged it off.


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-12-20 17:06 [#00999875]
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Yeah those were great times Virg... we should sort out a
reunion where we can listen to early acid house, eat skips
crisps and read animal man comics just like the good old
days.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-12-20 17:14 [#00999888]
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won't Skip mind if you eat his crips?


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-12-20 17:14 [#00999890]
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boo


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-12-20 17:17 [#00999894]
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No silly, I meant these:

:)


Attached picture

 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-12-20 17:20 [#00999897]
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prawn cocktail flavour????

FIZZIBLY MELTY!?!?!?!?!?!


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-12-20 17:25 [#00999905]
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Yes, the new packaging and marketing sucks, but the crisps
still hold vast amounts of nostalgia for me...


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-12-20 17:26 [#00999906]
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they sound horrible...

prawn cocktail???

fizzibly melty... that makes it sound like an alka-seltzer.

UGH


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2003-12-20 21:02 [#01000141]
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They've always been prawn cocktail flavour. They have also
always been fizzibly melty, but were never described as
such.

WARNING:

Never wake up dehydrated as fuck after being out and try to
eat a bag of Skips. On a number of occassions I have nearly
died as the fuckers stick to the bag of your throat and try
to choke you.


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2003-12-20 21:16 [#01000152]
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OMG!!!
This thread is NOT worksafe!


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2003-12-21 11:52 [#01000722]
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what are those? I've never heard of em?


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2003-12-21 12:27 [#01000743]
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pr0n cock tail flavored!?


 


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