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offline Q4Z2X on 2003-12-15 20:55 [#00993192]
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what the hell?


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2003-12-15 20:56 [#00993193]
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your avatar is good


 

offline ambsace from canaDUH. on 2003-12-15 20:56 [#00993194]
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..booj?


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-12-15 20:58 [#00993195]
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My avatar is much much much better. I will make anybody an
original tesselated avatar for only $1.50.


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2003-12-15 20:58 [#00993196]
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i like threads that have no relevance to anything...

in conclusion, i fell on the sitting nips


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2003-12-15 20:59 [#00993197]
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i made on octopus tesselation once, it was so cool i'm a
smarty flappy fart.


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2003-12-15 21:01 [#00993198]
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did i say "on" i ment to say "an" because everyone knows
that before words that start with a vowel such as octopus
you are supposed to say an instead of a because it starts to
sound funny with too many vowels mixed all together in a
sloppy pile of hens.


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2003-12-15 21:01 [#00993199]
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it's actually from the game called "myst"


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2003-12-15 21:03 [#00993200]
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really it looks like abstract art...which i like alot.

in other news my widdle keekees are getting BIG. not
reallly they are still just little babies. but i like to
call them "big strong boys" so as not to offend them.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-12-15 21:04 [#00993201]
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humphl, I've n ever consciously thought about the reasoning
behind "an" and "a". Now it all makes sense. *taps on
noggin*


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-12-15 21:06 [#00993203]
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Just call your keekees "nuts" like everyone else. My
tessellation business is slow. I think that's because I
don't do enough advertising yet.


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2003-12-15 21:06 [#00993204]
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wearid how stuff poops eh wmw

Imagine how it would be like to break a really large egg
with a tiny can...I'll tell you, it would look absolutely
silly!!!


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-12-15 21:07 [#00993205]
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Q: how many wumwuhs does it take to tesselate a lightbulb?

A: one if you stretch him


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2003-12-15 21:07 [#00993206]
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i like keekees, they are nuts


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-12-15 21:08 [#00993207]
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I didn't know this until recently but you cannot break a
regular non-hardboiled egg between your hands even if you
try with all your might, provided you do it lengthwise.


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2003-12-15 21:09 [#00993209]
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but i DO NOT like nutty juice


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-12-15 21:10 [#00993210]
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I've lost my prized videotape of Ted Koppel taking a canned
ham out of a knapsack and saying "one if you stretch him"

damn he looks so guilty when he says it


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2003-12-15 21:11 [#00993211]
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i have two cans of EZ cheeze on my desk, i thought i would
share


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-12-15 21:11 [#00993212]
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this fugue needs another voice

funeral tesselation for ham and eggs op. XIV


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-12-15 21:11 [#00993213]
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speaking of lightbulbs, the one in my kitchen went out
yesterday. I'd rather use other lights than replace it. This
is a sweet ass apartment for only 425 a month. It's all
mine!


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2003-12-15 21:13 [#00993214]
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does anyone else think handy snacks are a complete rip off.
you can just buy a can of ez cheeze and some crackers, and
poo-on-a-shoe! you've got handysnacks


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-12-15 21:13 [#00993215]
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sure sure go all linear on us


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-12-15 21:15 [#00993217]
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Most people food is a rip off. That's why I eat dog food.
It's better for you too.


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2003-12-15 21:15 [#00993218]
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speaking of linear, i had this hat on today and boy did it
mess up my hair


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-12-15 21:17 [#00993219]
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That could have been an ocarina song for Zelda: Ocarina of
Time. I remember the serenade of water. How did that go,
let's see, A, B, B, C, A?


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-12-15 21:18 [#00993221]
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Food is inherently funny, because eating and defecating are
forms of surgery.


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2003-12-15 21:19 [#00993222]
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i'm telling you, its just goofy!


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-12-15 21:19 [#00993223]
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That's why you give yourself #2 haircuts with an electric
razor. Saving money on haircuts, plus eating only dogfood...
you'll barely have to work.


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2003-12-15 21:19 [#00993224]
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i poop alot


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-12-15 21:21 [#00993226]
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hahaha #2 HB ticonderoga multiple choice haircut with
dogsbody


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2003-12-15 21:22 [#00993227]
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sometimes, my excrement looks like mythological creatures


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2003-12-15 21:22 [#00993228]
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..this old house is sure looking good. got ourselves the
finest snowman in the neighborhood..



 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2003-12-15 21:24 [#00993229]
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i have a science diet


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-12-15 21:26 [#00993230]
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You still poop? Primitive The other cyborgs and I are
not fond of your kind that refuses to upgrade.


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2003-12-15 21:27 [#00993231]
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goofy children will inherit the earth

...i'm going to bed!


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-12-15 21:29 [#00993232]
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me too! To hell with fleetmouse!


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2003-12-15 21:33 [#00993235]
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Sentence.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-12-15 21:37 [#00993242]
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Just for that, I'm going to bed with you. And I have weasels
for nipples and the weasels like heavy metal.


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2003-12-15 21:41 [#00993248]
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heavy metal made by weasels exclusively for weasels?


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-12-15 21:42 [#00993250]
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Holy shit...


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-12-15 22:16 [#00993267]
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WEASELCORE

rock on poshnu

rock over tuvalu



 

offline Q4Z2X on 2003-12-15 22:26 [#00993268]
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sweet


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-12-15 22:40 [#00993275]
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Are you "one", herbert?


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2003-12-15 22:49 [#00993279]
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i'm really more of a synthetic novelty.. a kind of computer
chat/forum bot similar to ALICE, but gone horribly awry..

i don't even use proper grammer!?

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