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Welcome to the official RANDY (no, not the name) thread. Here you can post randy messages in a flirtatious manner to each other. Thus releasing any sexual tension between the xltronic social circles. |
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I want to make your neck smile and seep blood. |
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can i poop up your nose |
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oh i get it...... Birthdate 1987-09-22 everything is more clear |
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a/s/l? |
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i want to strap you to my garden hose |
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i am drunk kwehehehe |
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..and you didn't create a thread about being randy. 'nuff said. |
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omg!!! look everyone look!!!! qrter is back from his 10 day vacation at Ian Noll's house. How was it? Was it zany? |
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well, the first three days I couldn't find him. then I found out he had been sitting in a chair in front of the tv all the time, not moving at all. I only noticed because I smelled something strange. he never moved the whole 10 days. now and then he made a sound, but I couldn't tell whether he was trying to say something or just made a random noise from a random orifice on his body. I searched for some kind of computronic device, but I could not find any. I then saw a plug in the back of his neck, connected to a small reading light. I got scared and left the place, while he made his last comment/random noise from random orifice on body. |
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I recommend it wholeheartedly. |
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sweet!!! now i can ask the question in this thread...how do they measure the amount of cabohydrates and proteins in foods? you know on the back of a box or whatever it says a specific amount. also relating to the topic not like anyone really gives two shits but i am feeling semi randy lately. im going to pry off this gray hoodie that ive had on day in and day out (wash once a week) and put on my only descent shirt and go to the bookstore or blockbuster, where i have been scoping out possible chicks that would have sex with me, and mack on them and try to bone them. by the way, i love threads like this because you can post total nonsense and/or whatever the fuck you feel like messages. |
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Sounds like it could be fun for the whole family. We could market this as "The best place on earth" and we could charge $45-55 a ticket per day! :D |
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if I remember correctly, 1 calory is the amount of energy needed to heat 1 litre of water 1 centigrade. I believe they burn the stuff and measure the amount of energy released. |
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Oohhhh yeaaaah! (triva- Ms. Elizabeth died of a drug overdose at Lex Luger's house a few months ago) |
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did picturing her getting tagteamed (no pun intended) make anyone else slightly turned on? |
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These things come in cycles. |
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shut the fuck up!!! Are you serious???? O M G !!!!!! |
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wouldnt hulk's moustache tickle her? |
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tickle her what? |
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True story. Being in the wrestling world is a curse, you can't live past 50, apparently. I thought it was pretty hot when she tore her dress off at Wrestlemania 4 to distract the Million Dollar Man. Triva= trivia. Ack. |
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wow... you were born like... the day after me. seriously, like - prolly less then 24 hours after i was born. O_O CRAZZZZZYYYYY vaginas. |
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wow. that is crazy i knew Lex Luger was a coke addict |
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always |
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CRAZZZZZYYYYY vaginas? |
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how the fuck do you measure an amount of energy that has been burned? |
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[qrter] ..EXAAACTLY hmmm.. crazyvaginas - sounds like a band |
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crazy vagina chamber |
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now THAT i like |
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RISE FROM YOUR GRAVY OD's fun sex game: Only works if you're a guy. Midway through (or even better - toward the end), stop and start talking, say a joke or something that warrants a response. When your girl starts talking wait until she is halfway through a word. Then start up again really hard Watch her face. Also: the aim of the game is to see if you can stop her halfway through a word. It's a wicked game imo. Good if you're a cheeky cunt. |
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Well I guess girls COULD play but I imagine it'd be a bit more difficult. Maybe if girl is on top. |
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man, I can't stop midway through... seriously, when I get going there's too much G-force, and to stop would seriously injure my back! |
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wtf We usually used to do it on comedowns so it'd last like hours which means stopping for a second to talk is no big thang. Best. Evar. |
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tickle her fancy. |
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not any more i jus jerked the bishop. |
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but seriously, to answer the question originally posed, I just don't find Randy attractive, so no I'm not! |
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barf, spittle, jizz, piss, drool, spew, saliva, spit, shit, pus, toe-jam, urine, pee-pee, excretion, diarrhea, sweat, ejaculate, ooze, poop, secretion, expectoration, feces, scat, semen, purulence, vomit, dung, squirt, dropping, bowel movement, snot, perspiration, smegma, puke, excrement, suppuration, guano, discharge, mucus, bile, exudation |
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why why why did you do that? |
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why not? |
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