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offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-12-12 20:36 [#00989068]
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How To Overcome Christmas Depression

Eat mood-elevating foods
Exercise
Focus on the brevity of the Christmas break
Embrace the pain

How To Silence A Group Of Carol Singers

Turn the lights out and the music up
Answer the door naked
Answer the door holding a telephone
Request Songs they won't know

How To Escape A Raindeer Attack

DO NOT ANTAGONISE THE RAINDEER
raindeer will generlly leave humans alone unless they
resemble elves, their natural enemy

MAKE YOUR PRESENCE KNOWN
In a loud authoritive voice, state repeatedly in the
direction of the raideer "Venison" untill the animal
moves away

HIT BACK
Should raindeer seize a limb in it's jaw, do NOT, contrary
to public opinion, wrestle the animal to the ground. To
release raindeer grip, squeeze red nose


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2003-12-12 20:39 [#00989073]
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*gets drunk and hits on pOgO*

errrrr.... fanks for da tippsssssssss larrrve!!! ;)

 

offline electro from detroit on 2003-12-12 20:40 [#00989074]
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i love you p0g0.....

 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2003-12-12 20:43 [#00989075]
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Yeah,
Me love you long time!

 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-12-12 20:44 [#00989076]
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sucky sucky, five dollar

 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2003-12-12 20:45 [#00989077]
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no no.. its two dollar sucky sucky!

 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-12-12 20:46 [#00989078]
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SSSHHHHHHHH !!! Don't tell everyone !

 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2003-12-12 20:49 [#00989084]
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Oh... sowwy!


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-12-13 14:16 [#00989741]
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b-b-b-b-bump O_o

 

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