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offline wimp on 2003-12-04 04:07 [#00976707]
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.....yep. That's what I thought. It's spam.

But hey! My avatar is [a mercilessly cropped version of] my
first painting with watercolors!

And now a joke to validate this thread (maybe?):

Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a
racing jockey?

A: A jockey is supposed to mount three year olds.

And!

Q. how do you know it's bedtime @ michael jackson's house?

A. it's when the big hand touches the little hand!

 

offline Chri5py from my Solarbear (United Kingdom) on 2003-12-04 04:23 [#00976730]
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What did the driver of a mobile library say to a screaming
kid after running over him in the road?

"Shhh"

 

offline Jazembo from The Earth ball on 2003-12-04 05:05 [#00976763]
Points: 2788 Status: Regular | Followup to wimp: #00976707



Shouldn't the answer read 'A jockey ISN'T supposed to mount
3 year olds'?


 

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