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The old classic. I'm waiting patiently forr my next victim. |
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when i was young i once did a variation on the old wallet on a string being pulled from the bushes or some other invisible place with a fake turd what do you do with your fake poo? |
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or have i stepped into it now? |
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like a whoopy cushion? or that rock hard fake shit? oh look it's shit! *gasp* |
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i got sent to my room when i used one to make my mum think the dog had shat on her bed :( |
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I just found it looking forr a keyrring. |
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was that poo used in the trainspotting fake? |
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the real treat comes after you've used the fake poo for so long that everyone around you is used to it. then when the dog really does shit on the bed and mom goes to pick it up! hilarity factor: 7.2 |
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can you give an example with hilarity factor of 9.4? please |
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hahahaha |
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when my grandad died aged 94 only halfway through giving him the bumps |
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lol, that's just sick |
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Jedi Chris had me a treat with some fake cack. He put it on the post (I forget what they're called) at the point where the railing on the landing and banister connect. You just sort of instinctively put your hand on it as you round the corner and I spotted it with my hand literally a couple of inches away from it and I flinched. |
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H factors of 9.0 and above induce a mandatory real poo in the pants of the victim. a couple of those GI-JOE videos come dangerously close. |
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Well people no one has fallen forr it, it's a sad day when then fake poo no longerr worrks. |
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the word "POO" is quite possibly the most vile word in the history of, well, words. |
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hahahahahahahahahahaha :D |
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but what did you do with it? you should get it out of your closet or wherever you found it, you know anywho: i cant helping this concept i read in a comic: making fake poo, that has the exact same texture, color and smell as real poo (and taste and sound) |
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yeah i can make that. i make it everry next day. |
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hey! put dog dhit in front of the door of someone. put newspaper on it, put the fire on it, just to make smoke and little flame , ring to the door and run ! |
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"last one there is a penis pump!" "mememememememmemememeh..... mememmememememmemeh.... naw im just kidding wichou" |
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yeah, i knew that concept already too hyakusen, im a poo-funnies expert. you can do a less violent one with just leaves, or lose the trouble and just dump it through the mailbox. you missed the concept of that one anus: it should be fake. like you should have some genius laberatory dudes have figure out the exáxt ingredients of poo and than have it duplicated, it'll be the day i die |
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o f a l l t h e l u c k |
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This all reminds me of that classic joke "Knock knock" "Who's there?" "A crock of solid shit" |
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haha, any other videos around the place like those GI JOE ones? |
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poop is one of my least favorite words, i wish people would not use it, it debases us both |
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What does the skier say when he's skiing down to the frozen pond? He's saying something that sounds like "fun" or "pon". |
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mash up a snickers bar and mould it into a poo then leave it lying around then pick it up and eat it in front of someone hahahaha |
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or throw it in a pool.... caddy shack. I used to own a can of fake poo.... you could spray your own shapes but the great thing was that it was still squishy! each poo had a life span of around 1/2 hour tho. |
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poo is not a game, kids, its a fact of life |
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i have a recurrent dream... ... i swallow little glowing lights....... |
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poopoo |
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